The untimely murder of the Elf King has the Hobbit nation in an uproar and they have vowed to avenge the murder. "Three teenaged boys carried out the murder," said a spokesman for the Hobbit Nation. "They kill him out of sport which make no sen...
Harry Cloake, an enigmatic spokesperson for Clint Eastwood's public relations office in Sacramento, notes that since the RNC, incoming requests for invisibility have been increasing geometrically. Mr. Eastwood's heretofore unknown transformational su...
Hairy Porter entered the gates of Hinge and Bracket Hall. The school had a long history in the world of magic and myth, producing some of the worlds greatest tricksters and wizards. On a plaque, Hairy read the names of some well known old boys and girls, that he hoped to aspire too. Sir Robert Maxwell, Jeffrey Archer, William Clinton, Margret Thatcher, Winnie Mandela to name but a few. Hairy...
Fort Worth: Elizabeth Potter, 41, of the urban Near South Side neighborhood is currently entangled in legal struggles with the city. If it weren't for the unicorn grazing in her backyard, she would move. Potter says it all started when her five-ye...
Psychics, mediums, spiritual healers and other believers in psychic energies will be on hand Saturday, March 19, 2011 in the small Central Florida town of Cassadaga to take advantage of record high energy levels related to an unusual lunar event.
A group of Scientists at Wrexham Polytechnic have invented a gadget which they think could change the world we live in. Group spokesperson Ivor Tiddler agreed to talk to a packed Press Room this lunchtime. 'This is about as good as it gets,' s...
Top Ten Tricks Magician David Copperfield Is Reduced To Doing For Kid's Birthday Parties 10. Magically removes a wad of wax from a kid's ear. 9. Makes balloon poodles out of special ribbed balloons. 8. Shows them how they can magically disappear by closing their eyes. 7. Saws Gumby in half and magically puts him back together! 6. The magically sudden appearance of the Manhattan Bi...
Renowned magician David Copperfield has come clean today and admitted that so called "Global warming" was the biggest hoax he's pulled off yet. When asked how he did it he declined to answer. When asked why he did it he simply said he needed t...
After one major trick after another which he has done on live television, David Copperfield out-performed even the great Harry Houdini last night at The Phallus in Las Vegas! Sure audiences had seen him make a jet airplane disappear. Sure, th...
Clarence "Silent" Fizzle the mime from West Virginia has created a bullet-proof invisible cube! Mimes the world over went bonkers and hopped and flapped everywhere until somebody slapped them down, upon seeing the news. "Too many innocent mime...
A few radical left-wing mediums have responded to a tactic favored by conservatives, where they claim to be the voice of innocent babies who cannot speak for themselves. Borrowing from the magic of the seance that allows communication with people...
With the seemingly unstoppable slide in property prices, the nation's realtors have taken to drastic means to restart the boom. Beginning in the city of Phoenix, one of the harder hit areas, real estate professionals have formulated exotic ri...
Reporting for the Las Vegas Variety a writer got free passes to the new magic show starring David Silverfield. There was much press given to this aspiring new magician in town since it was said he could change a person into anything and then chan...
Criss Angel, top illusionist in the city of Las Vegas appears to have disappeared for real. The casino well known to host Criss' famous shows is at a loss as to where the famous performer has gone. Last week during one of his amazing performanc...
Simon Whitlock the Australian dart player who is known as the wizard has been accused of having magic darts because he keeps hitting his doubles at the World Dart Championships at Alexandra Palace in London. Sports reporter Dave Jones has been fo...
ANFIELD, LIVERPOOL - At the heart of the unfolding story of Liverpool Football Club's poor start is Rafa Benitez, which is also the tale of the 'Rafalution'. Many have wondered what, when and where the 'Rafalution' started, will start or has starte...
Magician Barack Obama once again had his worldwide audience astounded and amazed as his latest tour began this week. Obama, who has already stunned people by his magical conversion from a rich, highly-educated lawyer into a po' hungry Negro and ba...
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