Los Angeles - (Praia Da Illuzion Mess): Paula Abdul substitute Victoria Beckham is rabid at the McCann rumor mill after pictures of an anorexic crop haired lesbo stick insect lookalike were put in the frame in the Maddie disappearance fiasco. Beck...
Portugal - (ReUterus): "If necessary we'll exhume the body!" Those were the stark words of warning from investigators probing an international paedophile ring as they boarded a plane for Elcino, California armed with a writ demanding the immediat...
The scandal of MPs' extravagant expenses took a new twist last night when it was suggested that the claims made by MPs may have contributed to the abduction of Madeleine McCann. The Daily Telegraph has published new information that shows that Edw...
London - (Maddie Madness): Algarve holiday snaps belonging to convicted UK serial child pervert and former KGB/GCHQ spy Geoffrey Prime have been seized by investigators in Praia da Luz. They show a ditry old man smoking rolls-ups and drinking Pa...
Praia Da Illuzion - (Maddie Mess): Disgraced former Portuguese police officer Goncalo Amaral has sent lawyers representing the parents of missing child Madeleine McCann a confident two-fingered 'up yours'. The couple are filing defamation charges...
Praia da Illuzion - (WTF? Mess): The sinister boss of an evil and depraved global terror group is the new top suspect in the Maddie McCann disappearance. An artist's impression released this week shows a 'hideously ugly' pervert who cops reckon i...
New York - (Praia Da Illuzion Mess): Little Maddie McCann's parents are to go on the Oprah Winfrey show next week to replenish the depleted bank accounts that have sustained the entirely useless Metodo-3 (Portuguese for 'The Third Way', © Bill C...
London - (Praia da Illuzion Mess): Tory grandees are seeting after a junior party activist revealed plans on his MyFaecesBook blog entry to attend a fancy dress party as five year-old Maddie McCann "in pink pyjamas, a teddy bear and a vile (sic!) of...
Gibbon faced thug Dr Gerald McCann was today said to be incensed at the Portuguese prosecutor for shelving the case against him and his wife Dr Kate McCann. Spokesman for the prosecutor, Senhor Rui Fufa Sardinha claimed the case was dropped because t...
(Lisburn, Ireland) Police in Portadown have arrested Angolan vice-president Roberta Mugabe in connection with the disappearance ten minutes ago, of Mandy, the daughter of British chip production comp...
Praia da Luz - (Arguido Mess): Investigators in the Maddie McCann case have played a blinder.
Portuguese police have today announced their intention to drop the Madeleine McCann case before July 14, which is when the official secrecy period covering the investigation ends.
Chelsea FC announced today that Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann, have been appointed as new joint managers of Chelsea. The surprise move has stunned the football world but the board of Chelsea FC have explained the...
Calls were made last night to make Burma official suspects in the case of the disappearence of Madeleine McCann. The military junta's lack of care shown to its own people as a result of Cyclone Nargis, which hit the country last Saturday, and th...
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair ordered a protective halo around the McCanns last year before sending them off to see his new boss Pope Joe Ratzinger, London spooks said today.
Praia da Luz - (Ass Mess): Portuguese police have slammed McCann PR spokesman Clarence House Mitchell as 'an accomplished liar, as rotten and conniving as Diana's butler Paul Burrell'.
In an exciting new twist to the Madeleine McCann case, Portuguese police are ignoring a theory that the missing toddler is alive but lost somewhere in the parallel universe at Heathrow Terminal 5. But that's alright, because a new investigation...
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