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Funny story: 'Plot to assassinate Colonel Gaddafi' vindicated says cock-a-hoop ex-MI5 spook

'Plot to assassinate Colonel Gaddafi' vindicated says cock-a-hoop ex-MI5 spook

London - The disgraced former renegade spy has said his 1999 claims were bang on the money as UN forces pounded the Libyan capital this weekend. "I was prescient, ahead of my time," the former intelligence officer told reporters, "where's my godda...

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Funny story: Google help the British Government spy on its population

Google help the British Government spy on its population

The British government has secretly hired Google and some of the world's top virus writers to help them combat global terrorism, or so they say now that they have been found out. The Google Street Cars recently went around Britain ostensibly mappi...

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Funny story: European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

MI5 and MI6, Cheltenham GCHQ: Over the past few days the Western Security Apparatus has been on very high alert after the US secret intelligence agencies controlled by the Pentagon issued warnings that al-Qaida was plotting to attack targets in the...

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Funny story: MI5 Snoops on Public via Mobile Phones

MI5 Snoops on Public via Mobile Phones

The public remained in shock today when the government admitted that MI5, the police, tax inspectors and social services have been covertly listening to people via their mobile phones. New technology, given the green light by the last Labour gover...

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Funny story: "Classic Double Suicide" Cited After Another Gay Spook found Hanging Off Shower Rod in Hotel, Whilst Bridget the Midget Was On Ice In Mini-Fridge!

"Classic Double Suicide" Cited After Another Gay Spook found Hanging Off Shower Rod in Hotel, Whilst Bridget the Midget Was On Ice In Mini-Fridge!

In yet another shocking turn of events dealing with UK Intelligence (sic) Agencies, another high level spook has turned up dead with no signs of life in a Tothill area 5 star hotel under somewhat mysterious circumstances. The agent, who can not be...

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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

In a special broadcast tonight, we have invited Jonathan Evans, Director General of MI5, to respond to increasing pressure from senior doctors, lawyers, pathologists and indeed the general public for a new inquest and a full enquiry to be opened on the 'suicide' of Dr David Kelly along with full disclosure of Dr Kelly's autopsy report (which has never been made public and is not legally allowed to...

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Funny story: Peter Pan of Pop was once MI5 agent

Peter Pan of Pop was once MI5 agent

Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline agent in the war against Soviet Russia. Squeaky...

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Funny story: UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'

UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'

We decided that, as we had nothing better to do on a slow Saturday afternoon, we would investigate exactly what an elevated terror threat level meant to the man on the street. Or woman on the street. As our reporters hit the streets, general fe...

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Funny story: Sitting On De Fence Of The Realm: An Official Hystery Of M15

Sitting On De Fence Of The Realm: An Official Hystery Of M15

London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): A new book published this week has archived some spectacular clangers by UK security service MI5. Sitting On De Fence of The Realm by Rear Admiral (Rtd) Sir Gusset Baloochie chronicles fifty years of KGB catastrophe a...

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Funny story: Secret Government document: Hidden nuclear weapons in London!

Secret Government document: Hidden nuclear weapons in London!

A top secret Government memo detailing the locations of London's secret nuclear weapons arsenal has been found on a school bus in Southwark. The weapons are apparently live and ready to launch within two minutes from just one phone call from the P...

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Funny story: Spooks 'wanted to blow up buses'

Spooks 'wanted to blow up buses'

Two MI5 officers planned to blow up buses in London, in massacres to coincide with the anniversary of attacks on the Twin Towers in New York City, a court heard. James Alias and Jim Jones, both of Somewhereorother, deny murder and causing explosio...

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Funny story: MI5 Chief Orders - "Light at End of Tunnel turned off"

MI5 Chief Orders - "Light at End of Tunnel turned off"

"M" The Head of the British Secret Service has ordered that the light at the end of the tunnel be turned off at night in case it attracts "Somalian Pirates" or other "naer- do -wells" ! "M" formally known as "Q" and also "1st Sea Lord KCMG & B...

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Funny story: Top terror cop's secrets blunder 'was staged after MI5 ultimatum'

Top terror cop's secrets blunder 'was staged after MI5 ultimatum'

London - (Real IRA Mess): Spooks' sources hinted today that Assistant Commissioner Bob 'Tosser-of-the-Yard' Quick had already been ritually fired three hours before last Thursday's Official Secrets papers photo-op fiasco. His appearance outside 10...

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Funny story: MI5 to monitor all mobile phone calls and emails

MI5 to monitor all mobile phone calls and emails

MI5, Britains top-secret spy organisation, have let it be known that they will be monitoring all email and mobile phone traffic. The job of monitoring has been handed to Capita, who usually get these sort of multi-million pound Government contracts.

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Funny story: One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

Balimmoral, Scotland - "At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood after attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" Little did Alice know that the...

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Funny story: Human Body Parts Found on James Bond Quantum of Solace Set

Human Body Parts Found on James Bond Quantum of Solace Set

London, England - The world premiere of the new James Bond film in London's Leicester Square was marred by revelations that human remains have been discovered on the film's set. Quantum of Solace stars Daniel Craig and Judi Dench were strutting th...

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Funny story: Poofters encouraged to join MI5

Poofters encouraged to join MI5

The British intelligence service MI5 is pushing to recruit more flaming queers to the organisation. After all, say spokesmen for MI5, " Everyone knows 007 was a famous woopsie, all those sexy straight women around him - that's the hallmark of you...

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