Knock,Knock,Knockitty,Knock...Knockitty,Kno.."Alright already...(As he heads towards the door humming the lyrics from the Rolling Stones song,Satisfaction.."I can't get no....no,no,no..hey,hey,hey")..geez,louise"".......(opening the door).."Yeah wadd'ya want"."Hi i'm Mary Contrary,this we...
It wasn’t until the advent of pop phenomenon Britney Spears that I realized I was aging far faster than I had previously imagined. Yup, gone seem the days of Carole King and Joni Mitchell ballads; with the success of Britney wiggling and jiggling her way across the globe, it appears the poetic lyrics and well-crafted melodies of my youth have gone the way of the Vac-U-Form. (If you have to...
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