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Funny story: President Obama: The Moon Turned Red! Flee! Flee!

President Obama: The Moon Turned Red! Flee! Flee!

Astrophysicists, astrologers and other planet-looker-aters have fallen to their knees, shaking fists of rage at the sky, damning it for painting the moon blood-red last evening, an obvious side of our impending doom. However, some 'I'm too f--king...

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Funny story: Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

The Cosmos - (Lunacy): The ultimate in karmic sudden-death penalty shootouts? This weekend's ballbreaker alignment will wreak havoc with all kinds of human ball games, astrologers are warning. Think 'vasectomy snip minus the anaesthetic' as the ec...

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Funny story: Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientists observing last night's lunar eclipse once again showed the world that they have a sense of humor despite the serious nature of their work in the world's largest mountain top astronomy campus.

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Funny story: Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

The Cosmos - (Psychotic Mess): This week's eclipsed full moon spells crack-up time for the fragile narcotic-fuelled egos of Fairy la-la Land according to predictions in California's LA FagHagSlagMag, the top celeb gossip news site.

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Funny story: Lunar Eclipse Brings Out Fun Side Of Scientists

Lunar Eclipse Brings Out Fun Side Of Scientists

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Once again the Lunar eclipse that occurred this morning brought out the fun side of scientists not usually seen by the public.

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Funny story: Lunar Eclipse Will Cause Atlantic Hurricane Formation

Lunar Eclipse Will Cause Atlantic Hurricane Formation

Mount Palomar (IP) - Our science reporter just received a telegram from the Mount Palomar Astronomy Campus in California and the National Hurricane Center in Coral Gables, Florida which indicates that a hurricane will from in the Atlantic basin with...

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Funny story: Eclipsed Full Moon Heralds End of Puppet Monarchy

Eclipsed Full Moon Heralds End of Puppet Monarchy

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Tuesday's eclipsed full moon is the harbinger of imminent doom for the Puppet Monarchy.

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Funny story: Sympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

Sympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

Washington DC - (DissassoCIAted Press): Clutching his copy of UK tabloid News of the Screws a beaming President George W Bush told a press conference today that a California rehab has diagnosed Britney as a succubus - a demonic female entity that dra...

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Funny story: Bush carries through on threat to Iran, unleashes moon-eating dragon.

Bush carries through on threat to Iran, unleashes moon-eating dragon.

President George W. Bush stepped up the already heated rhetoric towards Iran by last night making good on a threat to "blot out the moon with a mighty-dragon!" This impressive demonstration comes on the heels of increasing tension between...

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Funny story: Lunar Eclipse: Werewolves triple in number overnight

Lunar Eclipse: Werewolves triple in number overnight

The lunar eclipse on Sunday the 4th of March 2007 has marked a comeback in the numbers of werewolves across the world, cosmologist and naturalist Michael Bull claimed today.

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Funny story: Scientists Cast Hand Shadows On Moon During Lunar Eclipse

Scientists Cast Hand Shadows On Moon During Lunar Eclipse

Mount Palomar - Scientists stuck their hands in the air and cast the shadows of their hands on the lunar surface during last night's lunar eclipse. Easily visible on the surface of the moon were rabbit figures, a duck's head, a peace sign, D...

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Funny story: Wiccans warn lunar eclipse spells trouble for Anna Nicole burial

Wiccans warn lunar eclipse spells trouble for Anna Nicole burial

Bahamas - (ReUterus): The Nassau Earth Mysteries Coven has issued its sternest warning yet that Saturday's Lunar eclipse cuts across strategic astrological lines in Anna Nicole Smith's natal chart...

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