Louis Walsh is said to be furious that Simon Cowell is allowing the UK X-Factor to 'crumble' to pieces. He is furious over Cowell's lack of commitment to the UK show and his preoccupation with the US X-Factor. Both Louis and Dannii are furious...
BLACKBURN, West Lothian, Scotland - Susan Boyle, one of the towns most famous citizens recently met with a reporter for The Tickety Boo News and spoke about her career. She stated that it has been a fairy tale story but with some emotional, physical, mental, and even geographical roller coaster ups and downs. SuBo, as everyone except for Louis Walsh and Britney Spears, calls her, stated that...
LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on his highly rated reality show X-Factor. Cowell, the man...
Taoiseach Brian Cowen has reacted with speed and dynamism following the shock resignations of five ministers in the Irish Government. Cowen, who recently won the Irish TV show 'Brian's Got Talent' in which people called Brian had to display talent...
LONDON - Katie Waissel, who found herself in X-Factor's bottom two this weekend, reportedly smuggled in a bottle of Robin Hood Straight-As-An-Arrow Whisky into her dressing room and proceeded to drink away her depressed disappointment. The 24-year...
Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah. "He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said. "Including Beat It, My Way and B...
Amazing scenes on the live edition of X-Factor Saturday night as Simon Cowell's act, the girl band Belle Amie, looking ever so slightly orange, lined up to hear the judges' verdicts. Louis Walsh decided to take the opportunity to launch a broadsid...
Let the wild rumpus begin! Too late, it already has in the X-Factory. Everybody is at everybody else's throats, apart from Cowel and Cole, who seem to be disappearing up each others behinds in an effort to out do each other in their mutual apprec...
This week is Barbra Streisand week on the X - Factor. Cher Lloyd is reported to have told her mentor, Cheryl, that she won't be seen dead singing "Second Hand Rose." Cher reckons that she ain't playing second hand nothing to anyone on the show. S...
A Manchester woman, 'Karen' wrote in the comments section of a popular newspaper's website that X-Factor judge Louis Walsh is 'an odious little toad.' Her comments were apparently prompted by a Daily Mail article which promoted Walsh as a childish...
LONDON - In a somewhat surprising move Simon Cowell has lashed out at two of his employees. Cowell first jumped all over X-Factor judge Louis Walsh. Cowell, who is known by many nicknames including "The Viceroy of Venom" remarked that Walsh has go...
Louis Walsh, the X Factor Judge, has made an astonishing attack on Bruce Foryth the veteran television entertainer. Walsh said "Bruce is finished in the entertainment industry, he is to old, he does no know anything about young people or modern en...
The British public finally made a sensible decision tonight and voted out Louis Walsh's haemmorhoid strokers Jedward. Sadly this move means that Walsh will now need reconstructive surgery since the prize tits he has been flashing on the show for t...
Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special. Jedward turned in a damned good...
As predicted last week, the X Factor has proved to be more insidious than Hitler, and has sparked a new European War. Jones the Steam the secretive leader of the Welsh National Liberation Army "The Viet Taff" has announced that with the demise of...
Louis Walsh, loveable pervert and all round Irish gem shocked the world of entertainment today when his dementia finally revealed itself in a Hiroshima-sized hissy fit. Walsh, 78, a former catholic priest and a current lover of young boy band Jedw...
Serious concerns were expressed this evening following an astonishing outburst by X-Factor judge Louis Walsh, directed at fellow panellist Simon Cowell. Judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue could plainly be observed squirming in embarrassment as...
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