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Funny story: Directions for physicists

Directions for physicists

At school, we are taught that there are four states of matter (in decreasing order of order) Solid, Liquid, Gas and Plasma. Physicists know of a fifth, which is Bose-Einstein Condensate, which is a kind of solid liquid. However, this is an extreme and rarely encountered outside of the lab. But what does this have to do with asking for directions? Well, there are four states of being lost.

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Funny story: New York Bermuda Triangle

New York Bermuda Triangle

In recent years more than 40 automobiles, drivers, and passengers have disappeared for days while navigating on roads and highways in up-state New York. Little news of these occurrences ever reaches the media who is blinded by purported intellectua...

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Funny story: SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

Resident's of the greyest town in the world were amazed yesterday as Father Christmas rolled up in his sleigh pulled by several reindeer. Santa was on his way to Finland fir the annual "Father Christmas Look-a-like" festival he has attended every yea...

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Funny story: Derrick Bird was the Smoke Monster

Derrick Bird was the Smoke Monster

Following further detailed investigations and snooping, Phoenix Joe can reveal that Birdy's obsession with the TV series Lost went deeper than most people imagined. Original theories suggested that Bird's disenchantment with the controversial end...

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Funny story: Derrick Bird - the 'truth'

Derrick Bird - the 'truth'

Breaking news seems to indicate that Derrick Bird (the UK's latest in a long line of distinguished mass murderers) was driven to his shooting rampage not by petty annoyances like a family feud or fear of being hounded by the tax man. Your truth...

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Funny story: "Lost" Star Jorge Garcia Deals With Personal Tragedy

"Lost" Star Jorge Garcia Deals With Personal Tragedy

"I don't care what anyone thinks, she and I were very close and I'll let the tears go if I like." That was 'Lost' star Jorge Garcia's message to the press yesterday after he told them he had lost his beloved dog, Nunu. The Chihuahua had ran out...

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Funny story: J.J. Abrams Crappy Lost Finale Kills Hurley's Dog! "The ending of Nunu's life was as terrible and senseless as the ending of 'Lost'."

J.J. Abrams Crappy Lost Finale Kills Hurley's Dog! "The ending of Nunu's life was as terrible and senseless as the ending of 'Lost'."

Jorge Garcia, the gelatinous actor who spent 14 of his 15 minutes of fame playing Hurley on "Lost," claims that Oceanic 815 has taken another life: This time it's his chihuahua. On his blog, Garcia, 37, states that his dog Nunu, 49 in dog years,...

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Funny story: Lost's Naveen Andrews Says Split With Barbara Hershey Permanent

Lost's Naveen Andrews Says Split With Barbara Hershey Permanent

Naveen Andrews may have been a favorite of many watchers of the 'Lost' TV series but his partner for 12 years, Barbara Hershey, has left after Andrew's latest wandering. "He's 'Lost' that's for sure", Hershey reportedly told friends this weekend.

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Funny story: Lost - The Final Episode - 5am UK Simulcast And Nobody Can Be Arsed

Lost - The Final Episode - 5am UK Simulcast And Nobody Can Be Arsed

The final episode of US TV drama Lost will be screened in the UK at 5am in a global simulcast designed to thwart piracy. However, our research shows that the producers have been somewhat optimistic with their ratings forecast, and that 99.76% of Brit...

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Funny story: Cast of Lost barbeques cast of Gillagins Island

Cast of Lost barbeques cast of Gillagins Island

The cast of lost accidentally ran into the cast of Gilligans Island today on the same Island. The two casts where over joyed to see each other hoping for some word from the outside world. Things took a turn for the worst when the cast of lost Rea...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Lost Lyrics Found Stuffed Down Back Of Old Couch

Britney Spears Lost Lyrics Found Stuffed Down Back Of Old Couch

Music publishers across America were involved in a ferocious bidding war yesterday over a notepad containing song lyrics and poems supposedly written by Britney Spears when she was nine years old. The Jimmy Mook Publishing Corp eventually lodged a...

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Funny story: "Lost" To Have Three Spin-Offs On ABC

"Lost" To Have Three Spin-Offs On ABC

After it's final season, those of you that have become fans of the show may want to try these spin-offs, or at least they claim to be spin-offs! "Lost In Space" is about a family that gets lost in space instead of on an island. The drama begins w...

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Funny story: Actors of 'Lost' and 'Prisoner' join to perform 'Lost Prisoner' on TV

Actors of 'Lost' and 'Prisoner' join to perform 'Lost Prisoner' on TV

Lost Angels CA - According to my source, the corner druggist, several pallets of yellow, orange, green, blue, and red pills are missing. My Malibu informant has located the pills at the home of one of the stars of Lost, where they were mostly consum...

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Funny story: Catherine Cookson - her lost novel

Catherine Cookson - her lost novel

Catherine Cookson wrote over 2,000 books in her lifetime. All have been published in both hardback and paperback. Nearly all have been released in dramatised form on Video or DVD. Her works have been studied by generations of students throughout the...

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Funny story: LOST: The Lost Episode

LOST: The Lost Episode

Scene: green, lush jungle, with huge weird rocks dotted about that look a bit like faces. A chap with three-day stubble is bent over another chap who's stretched out in the mud. He's improvising a tracheotomy by piercing the prone dude's neck with a fountain pen Jack: My father's pen. It'll have to do. Kate! Swabs, I need swabs! Kate: But Jack ... Jack: NOW Kate! Kate runs through the jung...

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Funny story: £1m Reward Offered For Lost Film Print

£1m Reward Offered For Lost Film Print

An anonymous businessman has offered a huge reward for a lost film print, which nobody seems absolutely certain ever existed. "I'm not totally convinced of its existence," he admitted. "But I'm assured that it does indeed exist, that its a masterp...

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Funny story: 'LOST' Island Lost

'LOST' Island Lost

'LOST'There was confusion in the South Pacific today, when O'ahu, the Hawaiian island location for US drama series, Lost, vanished into thin air. The paradise island, formed by two extinct volcanoes, Wai'anae and Ko'olau, is 71 km long and 48 km a...

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