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Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

LOS ANGELES - The Weather Channel's pride and joy Meteorologist Jim Cantore was in L.A. doing a story on mudslides when he was asked about the recent earthquakes that have been hitting Tinsel Town. Cantore took a swig from his Hercules VII Protein...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian wins "Best Kim Kardashian" at the Kim Kardashian Awards

Kim Kardashian wins "Best Kim Kardashian" at the Kim Kardashian Awards

Hosted last night by her mother Kris Jenner in Los Angeles Kim Kardashian won the "Best Kim Kardashian award" for the third year running of the prestigious awards ceremony which has been running for three years. "It was so scary I was dreading get...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

LOS ANGELES - American Spotlight Magazine has just broke the story about members of an infamous Los Angeles gang fighting in Afghanistan against the Taliban. Fitzwater Ribicoff, with ASM said that he was told by a member of the El Lay Toros Bravos...

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Funny story: Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...

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Funny story: Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Los Angeles are that a group of African Killer Bees have invaded the city. A spokesperson for the city Hugo Tippertock stated that the AKB's came in from Arizona and they have started to fight with the European...

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Funny story: Ophrah Finally Fails to Appear on Her "O Magazine" Cover

Ophrah Finally Fails to Appear on Her "O Magazine" Cover

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Ophrah Winfrey, whose "O Magazine" has been published since 2000, will finally take herself off the cover next month. Since the magazine's inception, she alone has been featured on every single monthly cover, except for two...

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Funny story: Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Happy Joy Airlines is thrilled to announce that the airline has just initiated its first direct flight from Los Angeles into Aspen, Colorado AKA Cannabis City. Airline Spokeswoman Rhiannon Dibbledew, 29, told the n...

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Funny story: A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...

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Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

ASPEN, Colorado - Colorado State Police working in conjunction with representatives for FedEx have just made one of the biggest marijuana busts in Colorado history. Captain Vaughn J. Alpine with the CSPD informed the news media that a 19-year-old...

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Funny story: Teen Hookers See 12% Pay Increase in 2013

Teen Hookers See 12% Pay Increase in 2013

Local teen hookers are doing pretty well in this rough economy according to a Pew Research Poll. The Poll taken the last week of December 2013 showed that the average hourly pay for teen hookers is up 12% from the same time last year. "I think t...

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Funny story: Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

LOS ANGELES - The Southern California-based pornographic film industry appears to now be on the verge of yet another shutdown as a result of an announcement Friday that one of its performers recently tested positive for HIV. Neither the most lik…

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Funny story: Pitbull Performs At The American Music Awards With A Nasty Twerking, Sexy-As-Hell Ke$ha

Pitbull Performs At The American Music Awards With A Nasty Twerking, Sexy-As-Hell Ke$ha

LOS ANGELES - One of the most talked about performances at this year's AMA's was the Pitbull - Ke$ha duet. The 26-year-old Ke$ha strutted her stuff all over the Nokia Theater stage dressed in cowgirl boots, a red gingham blouse, and tight Daisy Du...

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Funny story: Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

BOSTON - Three nuns from St. Lobster's Church in Boston have stated that they are fed up with non-Catholic individuals saying that nuns are basically lazy. Sister Marie Bingo told National Focus Magazine reporter Durango Tucker that when she was i...

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Funny story: An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the LAPD has said that a woman exercising is a wonderful thing, but a woman who is 8-months pregnant and lifting weights is not only not wonderful it is downright dangerous. LAPD Spokesman Hilario Fandango, 34, sai...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Pau Gasol of The Los Angeles Lakers Shaved Off His Beard

The Reason Why Pau Gasol of The Los Angeles Lakers Shaved Off His Beard

LOS ANGELES - Lakers star Pau Gasol is looking a little bit different in the face department after having shaved off his beard. Gasol told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he did not shave the beard because he lost a bet as one of t...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

OAK BROOK, Illinois - Word from the largest food franchise restaurant chain in the world is that they will soon be adding another entry to their McMenu. Mickey D's spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta informed the news media that after a year in the plann...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

LOS ANGELES - The Lost Angeles Police Department has just announced its War on Graffiti program. An LAPD spokesperson, Harry Watkinfaust stated that this vandalistic act of tagging buildings, houses, and even automobiles is going to be stopped.

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