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Funny story: Modified ecstasy could stop inner city bloodshed

Modified ecstasy could stop inner city bloodshed

Modified ecstasy could one day have a role to play in fighting most forms of the inner city bloodshed currently blighting the lives of law abiding members of society across the UK, according to a controversial drugs advisory body. A commentator sa...

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Funny story: Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

In a landmark case a judge in London has condemned a toddler, to five years hard labour for mouthing the words 'mummy riot, mummy riot' and shaking his rattle at the same time, whilst taken for a stroll by his nanny in London's wealthy enclave of No...

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Funny story: Queen's riot tourists visit London hellholes

Queen's riot tourists visit London hellholes

London - Wacky self-publicists Charles and Camilla are having a field day gawping at the burnt out remains of the London riots. Cops kept a beady eye as the pair arrived at Tottenham Leisure Centre amid fears they might loot some of the public don...

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Funny story: David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project

David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project

This week David Cameron launched a radical new initiative to reorganise British society, not seen in the Western world since the industrial revolution, in order to combat the spread of gangster culture within British cities. Cameron also confirmed th...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello To Blame For London Riots?

Fabio Capello To Blame For London Riots?

A leaked memorandum from the Football Association has indicated that England coach Fabio Capello may have been at least partly to blame for last week's London Riots, which have now spread to other cities in the UK. The riots raged across the capit...

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Funny story: London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

In shocking new low for UK politics, the prime minister has been accused, following investigations by website Yummy Mummy, that he engineered the London riots so that he could come back early from his Tuscan holiday. The nation is reeling as even...

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Funny story: Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

In a surprising turn of events, Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad has appeared with British Prime Minister David Cameron in a joint press conference in the Syrian capital Damascus. Mr Al-Assad, who has been criticised for his violent suppression of...

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Funny story: Obama dispatches Police Commissioner Gordon to bail out Scotland Yard

Obama dispatches Police Commissioner Gordon to bail out Scotland Yard

Gotham City -- Help is on the way to rescue London's beleaguered Metropolitan Police from a combination of catastrophes involving rioting, looting, burning, and phone hacking. US President Barack Obama has assigned America's most popular law enfo...

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Funny story: London Mayor : Riots would have been much worse if it wasn't for congestion charge

London Mayor : Riots would have been much worse if it wasn't for congestion charge

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London has claimed that the London Riots could have been a lot worse if it wasn't for the congestion charge. "Look here, although thousands of bloody "chavs" took to the streets most of the streets were actually clear of t...

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Funny story: We'll get Riot into it!

We'll get Riot into it!

The Daily Hate newspaper went into meltdown today covering the trials of the people involved in the recent rioting across English cities and towns. "We've never had it so good!" exclaimed Hate Mail journo Scumbag Melcher "Every thing our readers...

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Funny story: Londoners frightened of "broom gang"

Londoners frightened of "broom gang"

Following three nights of rioting in London, residents of the southern suburb of Clapham were shocked to see a gang rampaging through the streets in broad daylight. They carried brooms and dustpans and frightened locals by clearing the streets of...

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Funny story: Talks with Arab leaders planned over riot tactics

Talks with Arab leaders planned over riot tactics

In a reversal of policy Britain is altering its policies in the Middle East. President Assad is high on the list of those receiving friendly calls - talks are likely to follow where discussion on how to deal with rebels will be high on the agenda.

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Funny story: UK judges sentence rioters to "six of the best" at local schools!

UK judges sentence rioters to "six of the best" at local schools!

The UK rioters and looters who have been caught by the police are being fast-tracked through the courts because UK jails prisons are over-filled with the scum. The judges have decided on the perfect sentence for the naughty boys and girls being ca...

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Funny story: Riots: An Analysis

Riots: An Analysis

Following the recent riots in London and across England, armchair experts have been spouting explanations and theories like flames from a burning building. So here, we gather the opinions of some real analysts to bring some sanity to the debate. Reverend Spongebob McTavish said, "They say everyone has a talent for something, and clearly these lads are great at smashing things up. Maybe someone...

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Funny story: Hackney Job Centre Untouched

Hackney Job Centre Untouched

Prime Minister David Cameron praises the bravery of Police Officers who helped protected besieged members of staff at Hackney Job Centre. "Words can not themselves express the feeling of gratitude I have for these brave officers who kept the Hack...

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Funny story: Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter

Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter

Two public school boys who took part in widespread looting have told friends on Facebook that the rioting was "Awesome" and have boasted about "getting freebies from rich tossers." The posh yobs, decked out in Cargo shorts and Birkenstocks, have...

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Funny story: Looting Set To Become An Olympic Event in 2012

Looting Set To Become An Olympic Event in 2012

Following the finest display of looting seen in Britain for a generation, the International Olympic Committee is set to announce that looting will be a new event at the 2012 London Games. In preparation for its elevation to becoming an Olympic eve...

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