As part of his familiarisation process ahead of his London Mayoral campaign George W wanted to discuss his ideas for arming the police with repeating automatic rifles. His secretary arranged a meeting with the Metropolitan Police, at Scotland Yard...
Following our coverage of George W's election campaign for Mayor of London we understand that George has a secret plan to publicise his campaign. He has ordered a batch of bibs with 'Vote George for London' printed in red across the front. George...
As part of our coverage of the George W London Mayoral campaign we are putting specific issues to him about on-going London problems so voters can judge his suitability for the role. Today; I asked George W, if he was going to do anything about problems with the M25. Xavier: GW, you must have heard about on-going problems with the M25 ... GW: I reckon, you know, it's quite old now; nearly...
The latest news from Daria Place, Dallas, in the run-up to the London Mayoral Elections, is that GW's secretary, Monika Leudinski, is acting as his agent and the Bush home at 10141 Daria Place is going to be his campaign committee room. The latest...
More news from George W's London Mayoral election campaign. We were unable to speak to George W yesterday because he had a colonoscopy camera up his backside so couldn't speak but in an interview today he spoke of his desire to arm all London Poli...
George W, yesterday, handed in his nomination paper to become an official candidate for the 2011 London Mayoral Election. He had trouble getting the 15 nominee's names but with the help of 3 homeless people, 2 criminally insane, 4 lobotamised lemu...
George 'W' is to run in the Mayor of London elections against Boris Johnson (American slang for penis) and Ken Livingstone (a wandering lost missionary). A spokesman for the George W campaign said that it would be run on zero tolerance and he will...
'Red Ken' Livingstone has expressed his intention to make a screen comeback in 2012. But there is cynicism in the film community following the collapse of his movie franchise in 2008. One critic said bluntly: "Ken's now over 60, he just can't...
New York City Mayor and mult-billionaire Michael Blumberg announced today that he was appointing himself to a new office and assuming a new title: that of "Bagel for Life." When asked to explain what this new positiuon meant he expained "I was re...
London Mayor and chair of the Metropolitan Police Authority gets hands on in camden. Boris Johhnson is seen running like a wild maniac through Camden Streets screaming obsenities. Following the scathing criticism leveled at Boris Johnson, the Mayo...
New York, Thursday. The Mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg, has revealed that in his spare time he likes nothing better than placing Canadian ferrets down his pants, in the time honoured fashion of old European migrants. Bloomberg says that he...
As London's sewer system becomes increasingly overworked by the sheer volume of sewage generated by the capital's population, London Mayor, Boris Johnson has come up with a radical new plan in an effort to ease the crippling burden on the sewer netwo...
Hot on the heels of warnings about dancing in the street, London Mayor, Doris Johnson today added this chilling rejoinder: "Dancing is the street is obviously wrong, but dancing on the ceiling is even worse. If you're dancing on the ceiling then f...
The Spoof was privileged last week to interview incumbent Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. TS (The Spoof): Hello Boris. BJ (Boris Johnson): Erm yes, I er, hello. TS: Boris. BJ: What, er. TS: Boris. In your opinion, has the Congestion Charge been a success for London? BJ: Well, yes, er I, erm, no. Actually, Ken Livingstone. er, yes. It's to to say that erm, possibly. TS: Since b...
While councils all over the UK cry into their canteen soups (low-salt, healthy option variety) over the billions of pounds they have lost by investing in banks in Iceland and the UK, or in trying to help the thousands of relatives of the Nigerian Oil...
A William Shakespeare festival is being planned for the run-up to the 2012 London games as part of an effort to make it a 'Cultural Olympiad'. Unfortunately nobody has yet had the wit to check which Stratford the stadium should be built in. Sev...
London's new Mayor Boris Badenov offends like few others - the maverick bicyclist is universally beloved for his racist remarks but often maligned for his regrettable lack of dress sense.
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