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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 7

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 7

As part of his familiarisation process ahead of his London Mayoral campaign George W wanted to discuss his ideas for arming the police with repeating automatic rifles. His secretary arranged a meeting with the Metropolitan Police, at Scotland Yard...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 5

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 5

Following our coverage of George W's election campaign for Mayor of London we understand that George has a secret plan to publicise his campaign. He has ordered a batch of bibs with 'Vote George for London' printed in red across the front. George...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 4

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 4

As part of our coverage of the George W London Mayoral campaign we are putting specific issues to him about on-going London problems so voters can judge his suitability for the role. Today; I asked George W, if he was going to do anything about problems with the M25. Xavier: GW, you must have heard about on-going problems with the M25 ... GW: I reckon, you know, it's quite old now; nearly...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 3

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 3

The latest news from Daria Place, Dallas, in the run-up to the London Mayoral Elections, is that GW's secretary, Monika Leudinski, is acting as his agent and the Bush home at 10141 Daria Place is going to be his campaign committee room. The latest...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 2

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 2

More news from George W's London Mayoral election campaign. We were unable to speak to George W yesterday because he had a colonoscopy camera up his backside so couldn't speak but in an interview today he spoke of his desire to arm all London Poli...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update

George W - London Mayoral Election Update

George W, yesterday, handed in his nomination paper to become an official candidate for the 2011 London Mayoral Election. He had trouble getting the 15 nominee's names but with the help of 3 homeless people, 2 criminally insane, 4 lobotamised lemu...

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Funny story: George W to run for London Mayor

George W to run for London Mayor

George 'W' is to run in the Mayor of London elections against Boris Johnson (American slang for penis) and Ken Livingstone (a wandering lost missionary). A spokesman for the George W campaign said that it would be run on zero tolerance and he will...

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Funny story: Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

'Red Ken' Livingstone has expressed his intention to make a screen comeback in 2012. But there is cynicism in the film community following the collapse of his movie franchise in 2008. One critic said bluntly: "Ken's now over 60, he just can't...

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Funny story: New York City Mayor Proclaims Himself "Bagel of Life"

New York City Mayor Proclaims Himself "Bagel of Life"

New York City Mayor and mult-billionaire Michael Blumberg announced today that he was appointing himself to a new office and assuming a new title: that of "Bagel for Life." When asked to explain what this new positiuon meant he expained "I was re...

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Funny story: London Mayor gets 'hands on'

London Mayor gets 'hands on'

London Mayor and chair of the Metropolitan Police Authority gets hands on in camden. Boris Johhnson is seen running like a wild maniac through Camden Streets screaming obsenities. Following the scathing criticism leveled at Boris Johnson, the Mayo...

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Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg and his ferrets

Mayor Bloomberg and his ferrets

New York, Thursday. The Mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg, has revealed that in his spare time he likes nothing better than placing Canadian ferrets down his pants, in the time honoured fashion of old European migrants. Bloomberg says that he...

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Funny story: Londoners Urged To Eat More Eggs By Mayor Boris

Londoners Urged To Eat More Eggs By Mayor Boris

As London's sewer system becomes increasingly overworked by the sheer volume of sewage generated by the capital's population, London Mayor, Boris Johnson has come up with a radical new plan in an effort to ease the crippling burden on the sewer netwo...

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Funny story: Dancing On The Ceiling's Not On Either Warns Doris Johnson

Dancing On The Ceiling's Not On Either Warns Doris Johnson

Hot on the heels of warnings about dancing in the street, London Mayor, Doris Johnson today added this chilling rejoinder: "Dancing is the street is obviously wrong, but dancing on the ceiling is even worse. If you're dancing on the ceiling then f...

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Funny story: The Boris Johnson Interview

The Boris Johnson Interview

The Spoof was privileged last week to interview incumbent Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. TS (The Spoof): Hello Boris. BJ (Boris Johnson): Erm yes, I er, hello. TS: Boris. BJ: What, er. TS: Boris. In your opinion, has the Congestion Charge been a success for London? BJ: Well, yes, er I, erm, no. Actually, Ken Livingstone. er, yes. It's to to say that erm, possibly. TS: Since b...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson to save taxpayers billions of pounds

Boris Johnson to save taxpayers billions of pounds

While councils all over the UK cry into their canteen soups (low-salt, healthy option variety) over the billions of pounds they have lost by investing in banks in Iceland and the UK, or in trying to help the thousands of relatives of the Nigerian Oil...

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Funny story: GPS Error for 2012 planners

GPS Error for 2012 planners

A William Shakespeare festival is being planned for the run-up to the 2012 London games as part of an effort to make it a 'Cultural Olympiad'. Unfortunately nobody has yet had the wit to check which Stratford the stadium should be built in. Sev...

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Funny story: London's new mayor is smelly, offensive, British

London's new mayor is smelly, offensive, British

London's new Mayor Boris Badenov offends like few others - the maverick bicyclist is universally beloved for his racist remarks but often maligned for his regrettable lack of dress sense.

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