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Funny story: 'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

Scotland - 'Mayday! Mayday! Extraterrestrial space shit attack!' The SOS message, picked up Saturday evening on marine emergency frequencies, saw Scotland's premier eerie loch trawled by rescue services after locals reported seeing a large blue b...

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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster AND Bin Laden killed on same day!

Loch Ness Monster AND Bin Laden killed on same day!

Has the Loch Ness Monster finally been killed? A Scottish fisherman by the name of Angus McTwinkle claims he caught the monster on Monday but then had to kill it and leave it to sink to the bottom of the Loch. "I called out a warning for Nessie to...

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Funny story: Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

London - "We've been as busy as Beachy Head at Christmas," a Royal Parks Agency police diver commented this afternoon, "what with so many royal wedding invite disappointees looking for a landmark Central London site. "Of course, the Diana Fountain...

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Funny story: Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Coming on the heels of a couple who claimed they saw a "Nessie-like' lake creature while out on Lake Windermere in England, it has been reported that something very large has overturned a small boat of tourists who were out to get a glimpse. "We g...

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Funny story: Huge explosion at Loch Ness!

Huge explosion at Loch Ness!

Scotland - (Big Bang Theories): The details remain unclear whether it's Scotland's secret underwater mini-Hadron Collider that's exploded or if it's the missing Russian Akula-class submarine, sent potty by Stuxnet! Commenting on the incident Stra...

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Funny story: Loch Ness monster is American!

Loch Ness monster is American!

Recent sightings of Nessie the Loch Ness monster and photos taken by American tourists have sprung up a strange coincidence. One American tourist after a traditional Scottish lunch of Haggis and Scotch whiskey decided to take a walk along the Loc...

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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster discovered in block of ice

Loch Ness Monster discovered in block of ice

The Loch Ness Monster has been discovered frozen in a block of ice in Loch Ness today. After the severe winter in which the entire Loch froze over scientists only recently were able to get back and continue their search for Nessie. Scientists are...

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Funny story: Nessynappers face life behind bars

Nessynappers face life behind bars

It's feared that the Nessynappers, at present free on bail, will be facing a life behind bars. This fact is enivitable say both their defense and prosectution. If they are indeed, found guilty of Nessynapping, they will each receive a sentence of...

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Funny story: Nessynappers free on bail

Nessynappers free on bail

It's true, the Nessynappers have made bail. Apparently the husbands of two of the fanatics have posted bail for all imprisoned Red Scarf Brigade members. Bail has been set at $300,000,000,000 American. The conditions of their bail is laid out in court documents as follows: 1. The women will not be allowed to listen to any music or watch any videos of Susan Boyle 2. They...

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Funny story: Nessynappers continue to suffer

Nessynappers continue to suffer

Nessynappers continue to suffer after having been 'entertained' by Billy Connoly for 24 hours. Susan Boyle herself visited the women but was ordered not to speak, or sing. Susan was asked to merely stand in front of them, out of arms reach and, eve...

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Funny story: Nessy back in the Loch

Nessy back in the Loch

Much to the relief of Nessy followers, Nessy has been returned to the Loch - Nessy's Minder, Dennis Waterman, his pals Allun and James, successfully worked towards getting Nessy returned. An added bonus, the police apprehended a group of American...

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Funny story: Nessy Kidnapped

Nessy Kidnapped

Nessy (known outside Bonnie Scotland as The Loch Ness Monster) has been kidnapped, or rather 'Nessynapped'. Nessy disappeared from the Loch in the early hours of Monday morning. A busload of Nessy fanatics arrived at the Loch at approximately 8:0...

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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster unable to show up to get his photo taken

Loch Ness Monster unable to show up to get his photo taken

The Loch Ness Monster has failed to turn up recently for the usual tourist photos because Loch Ness is totally frozen during this period of Global Freezing. Scotland at present is even colder than Moscow. Angus MacPherson who has a collection of p...

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Funny story: The Loch Ness Monster Humped My Labrador!

The Loch Ness Monster Humped My Labrador!

Happily married couple Jimmy and Jemima MacFucksakes were enjoying a Highland drive-by vacation when they stopped on the shores of Loch Ness to exercise their pet labrador, Sityabastard. They were horrified by what happened next. Jemima MacFuck...

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Funny story: 'Very Famous Scottish Celebrity Therapist' revealed by Jordan!

'Very Famous Scottish Celebrity Therapist' revealed by Jordan!

The Loch Ness Monster former star of the eighties poorly animated children's programme "Nessie" has been inundated with hate mail, journalists and general blather. After the entire UK speculate who attacked Britains Sweetheart Jordan Katona Goody Loh...

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Funny story: Bigfoot, Yeti, And Loch Ness Monster Really Exist - Official

Bigfoot, Yeti, And Loch Ness Monster Really Exist - Official

Oxbridgeford University Department Of Urban Mythology - Following years and years of painstaking research, scientists at Oxbridgeford University have finally confirmed that Bigfoot, the Yeti, and The Loch Ness Monster actually exist. They stated t...

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Funny story: Nessie Spotted

Nessie Spotted

Loch Ness - An elderly couple taking a holiday in Northern Europe this month are taking home some memories, and a picture of the Loch Ness Monster, affectionately known as "Nessie." While posing at a scenic area beside the road for picture, Martin...

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