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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request

Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request

The transfer deadline may have been reached last Friday, and the window slammed shut, but one man who has got a request in early for the next round of moves is the Juventus player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo, 34, has scored a phenomenal amount of...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC: Mathematicians To Calculate When Reds Can Be Crowned Champions

Liverpool FC: Mathematicians To Calculate When Reds Can Be Crowned Champions

It's only the first week in February, but already there have been calls for the Premier League title to be handed to Liverpool, after the Reds beat Southampton 4-0 at Anfield yesterday, to move 22 points clear of their nearest rivals. Unsure of th...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?

Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?

They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...

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Funny story: Local man with football club avatar reinforces, 'complete bellend' stereotype

Local man with football club avatar reinforces, 'complete bellend' stereotype

A 47-year-old Whitechapel man has firmly reinforced the stereotypical view that people who use the club crest of their favourite football team as their avatar on social media are as thick as congealed Bisto. As well as using a Liverpool FC club lo...

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Funny story: Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

In an unprecedented, and landmark action in the history of the Football League earlier today, it was announced that Liverpool are to be crowned Premier League champions at midnight tonight, despite nearly half of the season still remaining. The Re...

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Funny story: The Four Horsemen Of Liverpool Ride Again

The Four Horsemen Of Liverpool Ride Again

BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a blue-gray September sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In biblical lore, they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Wood, Firmino, Mané and Alexand...

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Funny story: Team of Man United Scientists Claim Anfield Is “Not A Special Place”

Team of Man United Scientists Claim Anfield Is “Not A Special Place”

Manchester, England. A team of scientists working at the University of Old Trafford have issued a controversial report that seeks to contradict claims made by the wider public in England and the rest of the world that Liverpool FC are a special club.

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Funny story: Barcelona - Is This The End?

Barcelona - Is This The End?

"Everything must come to an end" is how another old saying goes, and it was never more appropriate than on Tuesday night at Anfield, as Barcelona, so long the dominant force in Eurpoean football, threw away a 3-0 advantage, and crumbled out of the Ch...

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Funny story: I Don't Make Excuses

I Don't Make Excuses

Master of the excuse, Jurgen Klopp, once again came out all guns blazing in defense of his side’s poor performance against a depleted Manchester United side. Jurgen said: "There are always many factors that decide if you win a football game. Ma...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

After his crisis club's nightmare 2-1 defeat by no-hopers Newcastle United, Pep Guardiola is fighting to save his job as he seeks to get Manchester City's title defence back on track. "Next week will be tough with Arsenal, Everton and Chelsea," he to...

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Funny story: Klopp drives digger into Mourinho's Liverpudlian hotel lobby!

Klopp drives digger into Mourinho's Liverpudlian hotel lobby!

It's a well-known fact that the fierce rivalry between Manchester United and Liverpool is the hottest in the UK footballing world, and now Liverpool manager Juergen Klopp has taken it to a new level! After 'The No More Special One' got the boot f...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Klopp vs. Mourinho, Scotland Women, Oh No! MAUREEN SACKED

Football Gossip: Klopp vs. Mourinho, Scotland Women, Oh No! MAUREEN SACKED

After his ailing team's 3-1 defeat on Sunday,"manager" of Manchester United, Jose Mourinho revealed the contrast in management style between him and Liverpool's Juergen Klopp . Klopp's philosophy is that a win is credited to his players but in the ca...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Brendan Rodgers "I was halfway home", Larne FC "Champions League", Mourinho Team Building

Football Gossip: Brendan Rodgers "I was halfway home", Larne FC "Champions League", Mourinho Team Building

Constantly bitching Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho says his team is "far" from being built in his own image as he prepares to face Liverpool at Anfield on Sunday. The United supremo told The Spoof "My team does not sulk, they are not negative,...

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Funny story: UK 8 year-old goalkeeper pushed by pushy dad signs for Manchester United

UK 8 year-old goalkeeper pushed by pushy dad signs for Manchester United

The Special One, watching a video of a young goalkeeper being pushed back into his goal by his dad as the ball rolled towards the empty net, has decided the boy has 'special talents', just like him, and has signed him! The dad, a staunch Liverpoo...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Barcelona have reopened transfer talks with representatives of Chelsea and Brazil winger Willian. Previous talks had collapsed over the player's desire to be known as "Will-I-An" on his shirt. After scoring Rangers' second goal at St Mirren on Sat...

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Funny story: Neil Ruddock Says "Everything In Moderation"

Neil Ruddock Says "Everything In Moderation"

Neil Ruddock, the former Liverpool defender, has spoken out on his views about greed, saying that, "if only people held back and dealt with things sensibly and in proportion, the world would be a much better place to live". Ruddock, 50, and a righ...

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Funny story: Football Gossip, more tales for September

Football Gossip, more tales for September

Arsenal's Switzerland defender Stephan Lichtsteiner, 34, has rubbished reports of retirement and claims he has the body of a 28-year-old and that body belongs to his girlfriend, Brazilian pornstar Fifi La Bumba. Lichtsteiner has made one substitute a...

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