Lionel Messi will escape any punishment for his childish outburst after his side were comprehensively beaten by Arab club Manchester City. The Argentinean whinger was visibly upset when the referee refused to award Barcelona a penalty or send a o...
Lionel Messi, super-star footballer who applies his trade in Spain, Barcelona, to be precise, has many allies in the Spanish Inland Revenue; and they all feel sorry for him! Exactly how many millions he earns nobody really knows, but tax officers...
FC Barcelona have signed a Brazilian boy who plays football without any feet, which is a pretty mean feat. He was scouted playing with other boys with feet and after tying knots in their legs with dazzling dribblings, shooting skills and mesmerizing...
Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Carlos Tevez, Juan Mata... a team line-up to die for? Well it seems fans of stricken Portsmouth, will soon be on life support as some of the greatest names in the game sign up to help the club out of its difficulti...
Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets. (The Sun) But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets. Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...
Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract. (BBC Sport) I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll. A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008. (Sunday Mirror) Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
The world's best two footballers, Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd die-hard Rooney fans would argue about the statement, but they're blind!) are about to go head to head even before a single ball is kicked in the Primera Liga. The UEF...
Cristiano Ronaldo is playing like a ghost of his normal self and he is convinced he knows why, there's a ghost following him everywhere called Lionel Messi! He has missed so many chances and free kicks which he normally puts away with ease for his...
New Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert has revealed his master plan for getting his underperforming team firing on all cylinders before the start of next season. Starvation. He said. "Hungry players play well, hungry players want to get out on that...
Unbelievable. Probably the only word to sum up Chelsea's performance at the Nou Camp tonight. The game didn't start well for Chelsea when they lost Gary Cahill to a strained sideburn after eleven minutes. It got worse when Sergio Busquets gave Bar...
It's been acknowledged as the most difficult question in modern football - the sheer genius of the diminutive Argentinian, or the instinctive athletic artistry of the Portuguese? Who is the world's best footballer? The two went head to head last n...
In an amazing turn of events today, Leyton Orient pulled off the transfer coup of the January window and possibly the millenium when O's chairman Barry Hearn announced to a packed to the rafters press conference in the club's Olympic suite that newl...
The Spanish cup second leg between Real Madrid and Barcelona exploded last night when star players Christiano 'Winker' Ronaldo and Lionel 'Mini' Messi went head to head in a mud wrestling challenge after 62 minutes of the game. A highly volatile m...
Leo Messi was today named the 'Short Footballer of the Year' in a prestigious ceremony at the Dog and Duck in Cleethorpes. 5 foot 7 inches Messi held off competition in the voting from now retired 5 foot 6 inches Roberto Carlos, 5 foot 5 inches De...
FC Barcelona forward Lionel Messi is as mad as an elf on the day after Christmas, after playing as himself on EA Sports' FIFA '11 game for Playstation 3, and realizing that the character sucks: And he plans to sue over it! "F--k Ronaldo, f--k, Kak...
The world of football is in a state of shock with the news that Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi has quit the game. Just minutes after helping Barcelona to win the Champions League final against Sir Alex Ferguson's Man Utd, the 23 year old maest...
South Korean Ji-Sung Park is being tipped to do a job on Lionel Messi at Wembley tonight. Expert Telly Venables sees Park as the man to muzzle Messi: "The Korean will be snapping at Messi's heels from the first whistle. It will be dog eat dog"...
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