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Funny story: Lily Allen says online piracy affects musicians ability to sail

Lily Allen says online piracy affects musicians ability to sail

Singer, Lily Allen has requested her fellow pop stars and singers be on guard while sailing the seven sees after a reported rise in internet piracy. The Smile singer claimed that internet piracy is killing the music industry, with musicians' comp...

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Funny story: Lily Allen to open to the public

Lily Allen to open to the public

It was announced today that popular singer Lily allen is to open to the public. Thanks to a lottery funding grant, the singer will be opening on alternative Sundays during the Autumn. Fans will be able to step in and look around to discover what m...

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Funny story: Lily Allen is Retarded

Lily Allen is Retarded

Pop singer Lily Allen has been classified mentally retarded by the National Retard Awareness Trust. The Z-list star has displayed signs of retardation for years - the large roundy eyes, the small tight mouth and roundy face - and even acts like o...

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Funny story: She's behind you

She's behind you

With Panto season fast approaching, producers at the Manchester Palace Theatre have decided to ditch the traditional Soap Star in Cinderella approach that has served them so well in the past and try for something more edgy and topical. Kerry Katon...

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Funny story: Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen confesses "I'm not a nice person"

Lily Allen has finally admitted to what everyone has known all along, that she's a nasty bitch. "I know I say a lot of things about people that can be sharp edged. But that's only because I'm a nasty, poisonous person. There's no other reason."...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Lambasts BNP And Everything Else

Lily Allen Lambasts BNP And Everything Else

Crap chanteuse Lily Allen, who has been gobbing off a lot recently has levelled her acerbic wit at the BNP, which seems fair enough to most people, but describing them as; 'Not very nice people at all' has been regarded by many observers as not going...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Can't Smile!

Lily Allen Can't Smile!

When deciding to take the tube to see her boyfriend in the centre of London and she was on her own. She says "I'm a bit haunted, those little fuckers in the London Underground were so mean!!" She also said that passer bys were singing her debut singl...

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Funny story: Lilly Allen Shock Rant

Lilly Allen Shock Rant

Lilly has shocked fans by launching a "surprise" verbal attack on fellow geniuses Cheryl Cole and Victoria Beckham, only weeks following the release of her hugely exciting and ground-breaking new album! Asked what she thinks of former toilet att...

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Funny story: On this day in 2007: Lily Allen

On this day in 2007: Lily Allen

The Third of March 2007 has gone down in history as the day that Lily Allen discovered swearing and decided to make it her career. Now, two years later, she has carved out a name for herself in the popular swearing industry by ensuring that most o...

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Funny story: Lily Allen doesn't Bitch about Anyone for a Long Time!

Lily Allen doesn't Bitch about Anyone for a Long Time!

Insiders in showbiz have expressed fresh concerns about super cool music sensation Lily Allen after they calculated that she has not made a fresh attack on any celebrity since the start of 2008.

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Funny story: Lily Allen Pregnant (Or Is She?)

Lily Allen Pregnant (Or Is She?)

Lily Allen, the new Princess of Pop, has claimed that she is pregnant in an attempt to rid herself of the title of ... Health experts, though, are not convinced, and say it could be a 'front' for her continued and unmanageabl...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Confirms Cancellation Of US Tour

Lily Allen Confirms Cancellation Of US Tour

Following an earlier report in the pages of The Spoof last week, Lily Allen Gets Boot From US , it has now been confirmed that pop star and loudmouth Lily Allen has had to cancel...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen, the 'pop star' of questionable parentage, has fallen foul of the strict US immigration rules, and has been told that she is no longer welcome in the country.

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Funny story: Lily to the knife

Lily to the knife

Singing sensation Lily Allen has confirmed on her official myspace profile (which she has over 100,000 friends as we are constantly told) that she will head to the operating table to finish off her sex change. So far, she only has a voice of a female...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Admits To Being Fat And Ugly

Lily Allen Admits To Being Fat And Ugly

Popster Lily Allen, who is absolutely wonderful, has checked into a weight loss clinic after confessing recently to fans on her Myspace page that she was "fat, ugly, fugly and a worse crooner than Amy Winehouse".

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Plastic-headed wanabee, Paris Hilton, has decided to copy the success of the UK's Lily Allen, by making her own dresses, and writing songs, just like Lily. But she must have made this d...

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