Singer, Lily Allen has requested her fellow pop stars and singers be on guard while sailing the seven sees after a reported rise in internet piracy. The Smile singer claimed that internet piracy is killing the music industry, with musicians' comp...
It was announced today that popular singer Lily allen is to open to the public. Thanks to a lottery funding grant, the singer will be opening on alternative Sundays during the Autumn. Fans will be able to step in and look around to discover what m...
Pop singer Lily Allen has been classified mentally retarded by the National Retard Awareness Trust. The Z-list star has displayed signs of retardation for years - the large roundy eyes, the small tight mouth and roundy face - and even acts like o...
With Panto season fast approaching, producers at the Manchester Palace Theatre have decided to ditch the traditional Soap Star in Cinderella approach that has served them so well in the past and try for something more edgy and topical. Kerry Katon...
Lily Allen has finally admitted to what everyone has known all along, that she's a nasty bitch. "I know I say a lot of things about people that can be sharp edged. But that's only because I'm a nasty, poisonous person. There's no other reason."...
Crap chanteuse Lily Allen, who has been gobbing off a lot recently has levelled her acerbic wit at the BNP, which seems fair enough to most people, but describing them as; 'Not very nice people at all' has been regarded by many observers as not going...
When deciding to take the tube to see her boyfriend in the centre of London and she was on her own. She says "I'm a bit haunted, those little fuckers in the London Underground were so mean!!" She also said that passer bys were singing her debut singl...
Lilly has shocked fans by launching a "surprise" verbal attack on fellow geniuses Cheryl Cole and Victoria Beckham, only weeks following the release of her hugely exciting and ground-breaking new album! Asked what she thinks of former toilet att...
The Third of March 2007 has gone down in history as the day that Lily Allen discovered swearing and decided to make it her career. Now, two years later, she has carved out a name for herself in the popular swearing industry by ensuring that most o...
Insiders in showbiz have expressed fresh concerns about super cool music sensation Lily Allen after they calculated that she has not made a fresh attack on any celebrity since the start of 2008.
Lily Allen, the new Princess of Pop, has claimed that she is pregnant in an attempt to rid herself of the title of ... Health experts, though, are not convinced, and say it could be a 'front' for her continued and unmanageabl...
Following an earlier report in the pages of The Spoof last week, Lily Allen Gets Boot From US , it has now been confirmed that pop star and loudmouth Lily Allen has had to cancel...
Lily Allen, the 'pop star' of questionable parentage, has fallen foul of the strict US immigration rules, and has been told that she is no longer welcome in the country.
Singing sensation Lily Allen has confirmed on her official myspace profile (which she has over 100,000 friends as we are constantly told) that she will head to the operating table to finish off her sex change. So far, she only has a voice of a female...
Popster Lily Allen, who is absolutely wonderful, has checked into a weight loss clinic after confessing recently to fans on her Myspace page that she was "fat, ugly, fugly and a worse crooner than Amy Winehouse".
Plastic-headed wanabee, Paris Hilton, has decided to copy the success of the UK's Lily Allen, by making her own dresses, and writing songs, just like Lily. But she must have made this d...
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