New York City - "We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag." So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a man in a Yankees cap fired the fatal b...
It has been revealed today in the discovery of papers following the accidental murder of Colonel Gaddafi of Libya, that he wasn't in fact president of Libya at all, and has been spending the past 42 years fooling people. Speaking from Algeria, whe...
Michelle Bachmann joined the other Republican presidential candidates today in condemning Obama for the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi. "Do you know how hard it is to find good kowtowing dictators?" said Bachmann, echoing the sentiment...
Sirte - In what some suspect to be an act of 'assisted suicide' Mad Dog of the Middle East Colonel Gaddafi has reportedly died, clutching a vile (sic) of the hypnotic 'double' agent propofol. Gaddafi, 69, had been holed up at a Butlins-style subte...
Hertfordshire - Dubbed the crucible of home grown terra descendants of the Home Counties town have been traced to a notorious leper colony that mutated soon after the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa. This weekend an announcement by the Department for Cu...
Major Mehmet Mehmet, of the Libyan Peoples Popular Front Army, has denied claims his troops refused to jump from thier aircraft into the battle zone. It was reported, that the 200 strong platoon, trained by the Elite, Libyan Womens Peoples Popular fe...
Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would pu...
It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next "Great Race" as each prepared a 'diplomatic mission' to Libya to gather up the 'spoils' as both planned to lan...
Leader of Libya's National Transitional Council, Limahl, has promised that the new government will be guided by the principles of "moderate Scientology". He announced the decision to huge crowds in the nation's capital Tripoli, as they celebrated the...
A shell shocked Muammaar Quaddafy is still alive and tweeting from somewhere in Libya according to several of his fans who still follow him on the anti-social networking site! In a series of 140 character rants the Libyan despot still claims he...
The forces of Gaddafi are holding out so long in Libya NATO has decided to take over the reins of Government and sort things out, all with a United Nations mandate to protect civilians. 'We have to protect civilians from people who haven't had exp...
TRIPOLI, LIBYA - A Tripoli military official said Wednesday that rebel forces had cornered Moammar Gadhafi in Bani Walid, a dusty city of 100,000 overlooking a dried-up desert river connecting Sirte and Sabha. But another senior official contended t...
Bani-Walid, Libya - Citizens defending this stronghold of Muammar Ghadaffi thwarted a recent plot by members of the National Transitional Council (NTC) to infiltrate their city with a giant wooden rabbit. The rabbit, owned by the BBC, had been in...
GENEVA, Switzerland--Now that ousted dictator Muammar Gaddafi is no longer able to set as policy the hating of Christians, Jews, the English-speaking world and Berbers, connections to Libya from all over the planet are creeping out of the woodwork.
London - Their 1969 nuptials in a HMP Broadmoor converted composting lav has cost the nation more than the entire Royal Protection Racket budget since the Silver Jubilee. This weekend spooks are said to be doing their nut amid reports someone's ab...
The government has issued orders to all Ministers, to oppose any moves to change their long standing Libyan Health Policy proposals in today's vote. The road to parliamentary acceptance of the Coalitions controversial Libyan Reproductive Health propo...
Desert Retreat, Libya: Not since Steve Austin played a 'mere' $6 million dollar man, in the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man, has there ever been an attempt to remake that long running and popular series... That is until now! They sear...
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