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Funny story: Hamilton In Pussy Cat Pit Stop Crash

Hamilton In Pussy Cat Pit Stop Crash

Lewis Hamilton's relationship crashed in the pit lane earlier today, leaving one pussy cat with a badly bruised ego and slightly smudged make up. Hamilton was said to be upset that he had lost control and was blaming it on the wrong choice of tyres.

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Funny story: Leona Lewis Punched In The Face By A 6 Foot 5 Inch Punk

Leona Lewis Punched In The Face By A 6 Foot 5 Inch Punk

LONDON - Leona Lewis, the 24 year old singing sensation was happily signing copies of her brand new autobiography when she was suddenly hit on the side of her head by a 6 foot 5 inch thug. Six bodyguards instantly pounced on the individual, who wa...

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Funny story: Nicole Sherzinger Rules Pussycat Dolls With Fist Of Iron

Nicole Sherzinger Rules Pussycat Dolls With Fist Of Iron

Inside observers are claiming that popular wailing and warbling troupe The Pussycat Dolls are teetering on the brink of an all out internal war, because of Nicole Sherzinger's almost absolute control over the outfit. Some feel that Sherzinger is g...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton - Major Shock

Lewis Hamilton - Major Shock

Following his poor performance, producing another dismal result in last weekends Turkish Grand Prix, Lewis Hamilton has announced he may take legal action against the McLaren Formula One team for loss of charisma. Speaking through a Darth Vader vo...

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Funny story: Barack Obama replaces Lewis Hamilton as McLaren driver

Barack Obama replaces Lewis Hamilton as McLaren driver

Barack Obama became a Formula 1 McLaren driver today, as World Champion Lewis Hamilton resigned 'for personal reasons'. The President had to cancel his 'Magical Mystery Tour' of Europe, and attended a press conference in London to announce his change...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton - MI5 knew about my torture

Lewis Hamilton - MI5 knew about my torture

Lewis Hamilton claimed today that MI5 were well aware that he was being tortured by Formula One officials. The star, who cheated his way to third place in the Australian Grand Prix, told how investigators must have been tipped off. Speaking today...

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Funny story: Cheat Lewis Hamilton in drug shame

Cheat Lewis Hamilton in drug shame

Lewis Hamilton, lying cheat, has been caught up in another cheating storm. It is believed that the FIA are looking into allegations that he injected the illegal substance Nandrolone... into his McLaren. The drug Nandrolone, used widely by stars li...

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Funny story: Hamilton Stripped of Melbourne Points, Given New Car

Hamilton Stripped of Melbourne Points, Given New Car

Defending F1 World Champion Lewis Hamilton has been stripped of his third place at last week's Australian Grand Prix, and had the points he scored nullified. The Maclaren driver and his team have been retrospectively excluded from the Melbourne ra...

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Funny story: F1 News: Safety Car Wins First Grand Prix

F1 News: Safety Car Wins First Grand Prix

There was a shock right at the start of the Formula 1 season at the Australian Grand Prix this morning, when all of the pre-race favourites fell by the wayside, with the eventual winner turning out to be the Safety Car! Britain's Jenson Button, dr...

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Funny story: Formula One's Lewis Hamilton is Obama's Love Child

Formula One's Lewis Hamilton is Obama's Love Child

High Octane, England - America's president-elect Barack Obama, fresh from his landslide victory, is now faced with allegations that he fathered Formula One's World Champion, Lewis Hamilton. Hamilton, 23, the youngest ever Formula One champion and...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Returns Home To Huge Crowd Of 6-Year-Olds

Lewis Hamilton Returns Home To Huge Crowd Of 6-Year-Olds

British Formula 1 racing driver, Lewis Hamilton, returned to the UK for the first time since he won the World Championship this morning, and was met at Heathrow Airport by a crowd of over 50 shouting, screaming, applauding 6-year-olds. Hamilton, w...

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Funny story: Walcott floored by Hamilton VoodooFone

Walcott floored by Hamilton VoodooFone

Arsenal's Theo Walcott was a victim of a vicious voodoo attack aimed at F1's Lewes Hamilton. After being carried off with what appeared to be a dislocated shoulder, the people responsible have admitted that they made a fatal error by using the wr...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton comes good

Lewis Hamilton comes good

Lewis Hamilton has become the youngest world champion marbles player in history after a nail-biting end of season game with Brazilian Felipe Massa. Massa managed to win the game but lost the overall championship title. The gathered crowd, num...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Penalised For Being Black

Lewis Hamilton Penalised For Being Black

The world of Lewis Hamilton was in tatters tonight when, after finishing fifth in the Brazilian Grand Prix at Interlagos, the British driver had his Formula 1 crown dislodged from his bonce, after the FIA imposed a 10-minute penalty on the British dr...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Penalised After Falling Foul Of More Obscure Rules

Lewis Hamilton Penalised After Falling Foul Of More Obscure Rules

(Shanghaied) Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 racing driver, has fallen foul of the FIA once more, after he was found to have broken several more obscure 'rules' during the Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai on Sunday. Hamilton, who won the race,...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Disqualified After China GP Win!

Lewis Hamilton Disqualified After China GP Win!

Following his emphatic victory in the Chinese Grand Prix, British racing driver Lewis Hamilton has seen joy turn to despair after being disqualified and relegated to last place by Grand Prix officials, following the end of the race. The Officials...

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Funny story: Chinese Grand Prix Latest: Lewis Hamilton Worried About Smog

Chinese Grand Prix Latest: Lewis Hamilton Worried About Smog

Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 racing driver currently leading the race for the drivers' title, has expressed reservations ahead of Sundays Grand Prix here in Shanghai, about the Smog, and his ability to see through it. Smog is a big proble...

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