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Funny story: The Real Reason Bristol Palin Broke Off Her Engagement To Levi Johnston

The Real Reason Bristol Palin Broke Off Her Engagement To Levi Johnston

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin's orthodontist has revealed that Sarah and Todd Palin's oldest daughter has broken off her engagement to her longtime boyfriend and fiance Levi Johnston. Dr. Elroy "Puffy" Hickorypux, 83, said that apparently Bristl...

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Funny story: Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and well living in Thailand! On a thread from 'Pattaya Gir...

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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston was about to score big with surprise marriage to Bristol P...

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Funny story: Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces Wedding Plans & Reality Show with Levi!

Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces Wedding Plans & Reality Show with Levi!

The surprise announcement that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and planning marriage AND a Realty Show, portends a bigger train wreck than experienced in Andhra Pradesh, India last week which killed scores of passengers. Levi...

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Funny story: Fox Plans New Reality Show: Palins - A Modern Revolutionary War

Fox Plans New Reality Show: Palins - A Modern Revolutionary War

The Fox Network finally has the angle it's been looking for to offer the Palin family a chance to have their own reality show on their channel-the feud between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston. "We were trying to figure out how we were going to d...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, and Baby Tripp To Star In The Reality Show, "Howdy Y'all We're The Wasilla Hillbillies"

Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, and Baby Tripp To Star In The Reality Show, "Howdy Y'all We're The Wasilla Hillbillies"

HOLLYWOOD - EFN, The Extended Family Network, has just informed the entertainment media that they have signed Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin to star in their very own reality show. The show which will be set in their rented trailer house in Wasil...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston Says The Only Reason He Badmouthed Sarah Palin Was Because His Ex-Girlfriend Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Made Him

Levi Johnston Says The Only Reason He Badmouthed Sarah Palin Was Because His Ex-Girlfriend Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Made Him

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has revealed that the only reason he spoke so badly about Mrs. Palin was because his former 'old' girlfriend Kathy Griffin told him to do so. Johns...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston lobbies for additional 15 minutes of fame; hopes to knock up another celebrity daughter by end of summer

Levi Johnston lobbies for additional 15 minutes of fame; hopes to knock up another celebrity daughter by end of summer

Los Angeles- Levi Johnston, fresh off his stunningly forgettable Playgirl shoot, announced to a packed press conference of 3 or 4 reporters that he was ready to take the exploitation of his fortunate teenage liaison with the daughter of former Vice P...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Turns Down An Offer To Go On A Date With Kathy Griffin

Justin Bieber Turns Down An Offer To Go On A Date With Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD - 16-year-old Justin Bieber (pronounced JUS-TIN BEE-Ber) has just stated that he received an email from Kathy Griffin, host of the cable reality show, My Life On The D-List. Bieber said that Ms. Griffin told him that she has completely b...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston To Guest Star On Desperate Housewives

Levi Johnston To Guest Star On Desperate Housewives

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the ABC hit series Desperate Housewives Marky Cherry has announced that he has just signed Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston to guest star in at least four episodes of the hit prime time soap opera. Cherr...

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Funny story: Judge orders Palin baby to be given to Levi's mother

Judge orders Palin baby to be given to Levi's mother

The judge who is presiding over the case of the Palin/Johnston child custody suit is being "judged" himself as the people of Alaska are storming the courthouse in protest of his decision. Judge Ronald McStine, having 30 years on the bench in Baked...

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Funny story: Mama, Daddy, Grandma - whose baby is it anyway?

Mama, Daddy, Grandma - whose baby is it anyway?

A fierce custody battle over the Palin/Johnston baby is now in full force. The mother and the grandmother are pulling on one side and the biological father is pulling for his side to gain full custody of the child. Some people will side with the Mother/Grandmother team being that the father figure is a busy man these days what with posing for photo shoots in his underwear and nuts. This bein...

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Funny story: Porn Star Jenna Jameson To Come Out of Retirement And Make An X-Rated Flick With Levi Johnston

Porn Star Jenna Jameson To Come Out of Retirement And Make An X-Rated Flick With Levi Johnston

SAN FRANCISCO - The world's most famous porn star Jenna Jameson, who has 143 movies to her credit, has agreed to come out of retirement in order to star in a movie with ex-Governor Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston. The movie is ent...

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Funny story: Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"

Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"

PENSACOLA, Florida - Britney Spears in town on her Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has just announced that she will be making a movie after her present tour concludes. The 27-year-old Spears said that she will begin filming Romeo and Juliet - The...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

CHICAGO - The former ex-future son-in-law of the former ex-governor of Alaska Levi Johnston has agreed to pose in PlayChick Magazine. The Chicago-based publication caters to the modern, discerning, American woman between the ages of 19 and 39, but...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's Ex-Boyfriend Plans to Expose Himself

Bristol Palin's Ex-Boyfriend Plans to Expose Himself

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin reacted with shock and disbelief as her daughter Bristol's 19-year-old ex-boyfriend and father of her grandchild Levi Johnson announced to the world that he was going to pose nude for Playgirl Magazine. "I hope h...

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Funny story: Kathy Dumps Levi

Kathy Dumps Levi

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Bravo Network's My Life on The D-List, Kathy Griffin has confirmed that she has in fact dumped her 19-year-old boyfriend Levi Johnston. The 48-year-old Griffin said that there were many reasons why she decided to end he...

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