Those bastards in Europe have warned Ireland that it needs to give them more pocket money to spend on building cycle lanes and say that the island nation must come up with the cash by selling off its leprechaun farms. That Portuguese bastard and E...
In an attempt to forestall the complete extinction of the species, the National Mythical Alliance has lobbied the Irish Government to protect the nation's remaining Leprechauns. The little people will be tranquilized by rifle darts, tagged with ra...
In a surprising twist, the new full body scanner technology has proved reliable in detecting which travelling Leprechauns are carrying gold coins on their persons. Airport screeners have already reaped a tidy sum by telling the Little People tha...
Question: Do Leprechauns ever lie? Leprechaun: Didn't you read the title, edjit? Question: You are asking me a question? Leprechaun: I get so sick of people and their inanities! Question: Okay, do you ever get chased by large squirrels? Leprechaun: You can forget your pot-o-gold for that one! Question: What are you smoking in that clay pipe? Leprechaun: None of your business.D...
Economic storm tossed Ireland today called for the country's leprechauns to join together in finding as many pots of gold as possible, in order to bring stability to their failing bank system. Prime Minister Ailhaire O'Cannaghan pleaded with the...
The fair green isle of Oirland is to ban leprechauns in a bid to remove the unsightly little bastards who have been threatening small children, sheep and old ladies. Some believe the move is more aimed at the government's attempts to get their han...
Ireland is a nation that stands proudly with the rest of Europe when it comes to highly skilled, well educated workers. Its youths, while too young to work, prove they will be upstanding citizens by competing strongly against England and Scotland for...
LONDON. In an extreme attempt to keep up, and go beyond, equal opportunity laws, Richard Branson - the enigmatic leader of the Virgin Group - has hired several mythical creatures under the advice of the now redundant JK Rowling.
South Bend deputies report that they have arrested the Notre Dame Leprechaun Mascot, Abraham Abramowitz, for being in possession of a kilo of Acapulco Gold, a very high quality Mexican Marijuana.
After Charles Kennedy's weekend resignation from the Liberal Democrat leadership. Former leader, Paddy Ashdown, a magical leprechaun, has thrown his weight behind Ming the Merciless to succeed the position.
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