London - The restoration of a long lost Leonardo Da Vinci painting shows a 'female' Savior - camouflaged with an androgynous beard - holding a crystal ball and crossing Her fingers as if in anticipation of Judgement Day. Art critics said this week...
Art experts recently called in by the Museum du Louvre in Paris to take another close look at the signature on a famous oil painting they have there, that of the 'Mona Lisa', after they'd noticed something unusual about it say the experts have now co...
There were extraordinary scenes at the world-famous Louvre museum today when a French art expert was challenged about his policy concerning the Mona Lisa. Leonardo Da Vinci's iconic masterpiece of the young woman with the mysterious smile has been...
As further evidence emerged that the worlds most famous painting 'The Mona Lisa' is actually a man, experts have indeed made significant findings to back that up. For centuries art lovers and critics alike have asked who the smiling lady is, and a...
Paris - (Wingnutz Poser): Was Leonardo Da Vinci a numerology freak who predicted the rise of Dan Brown conspiracy theories? The discovery of tiny numerals and mysterious occult symbols on the Mona Lisa's eyeballs says it all. "It's a message a...
A group of forensic scientists have found small print in the iris of the eyes of The Mona Lisa the classic painting by Leonardo Da Vinci. It had long been thought the Mona Lisa may have hidden messages that told where the Arc of the Covenant is hi...
Nantes - (Merovingian Line Nonsense): Scraps of a newly discovered document found in Nantes Public Library written by the Renaissance genius may have decoded the mystery behind the WikiLeaks founder. Leonardo's signature back-to-front script in th...
The mystery surrounding the Vitruvian Man, the iconic drawing by Leonardo DaVinci, which has baffled scientists and historians for centuries, has finally been solved. In a latest ground breaking study, Dr Benchpress, from the Institute of Ground B...
Long-lost diaries written by Leonardo daVinci around 1502 reveal that he, rather than Al Gore, invented the internet. DaVinci was an Italian scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician...
Leona Lewis, former X Factor winner, has confirmed a new single called "Fucker who Punched Me" that is out now. It is available to listen to on her re-release album: " Echo's Of A Happy Girl" Leona reported "This song is about that guy who punch...
London - (Numerology Mess): The Illuminati's number crunching conspiracy theorists are shitting bricks this week ahead of Leonardo da Vinci's long-prophesied 557th birth anniversary on April 15th. 557 is the 102nd known prime number and has been u...
Vatican Shitty - (Grateful Dead See Scrawls Mess): An early 16th century example of previously indecipherable gibberish has been hailed as the original, much plagiarised script of Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code. The Renaissance spoof 'had been obscured...
Florence Italy-- Workmen rehabbing a studio apartment in Florence yesterday made the artistic find of the century. The workers discovered an identical twin to the Mona Lisa hidden behind a brick wall for centuries. The stunning portrait was ver...
Art detectives, working with thermal global imagery, have uncovered beneath layers of overpainting, a Leonardo da Vinci. "I don't think this will be on general public display", said Art Heritage's Preservation Society spokesperson, Chadwick Wedge...
Drumlanrig Castle, Dumfries - (Clueless Mess): Strathclyde police have recovered the Duke of Buccleuch's priceless Leonardo Di Caprio painting The Madonna of the Sidewinder which was nicked from the stately pile in 2003.
Scottish detectives have discovered a priceless artwork which was stolen from a French Chateaux, just outside the village of Nouvion.
Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.
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