So, if the rumours are to be believed, the police have finally arrested Rebekah Brooks in connection with the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, which could signal that Rupert Murdoch's vast media empire is about to collapse around him like the...
As excitement mounts in anticipation of the new series of Doctor Who this evening, fans fear the show will be missing a vital element. Sidekick Amy Pond's legs. The leggy redhead's pins have become a feature of the time-travelling adventures. B...
Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!" "Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsa...
This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life. There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these. Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4, A dry Niagra Falls Ancient Ro...
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Bristol Beth Van Loop, 27, who was born with an amazing six legs, entered a local dance contest and won. The dance contest director at first said that he was going to have to disqualify Miss Van Loop, but then when all of...
A married couple visiting a New Mexico ski valley both severed their legs this past weekend while skiing and the surgeon who reattached the limbs switched the legs in a medical error. The couple, Tina and Fred Jones of Austin, Texas, who were visitin...
They've done it! For decades it has been the Holy Grail of science but a team working from a shed in the back garden of Mrs. Norma Tibbett's home in Islington has formed Sex on Legs. "We took a pair of legs from the local mannequin factory and use...
A handicapped man has sued the Rogers, Arkansas police department for wrongful arrest on charges of D.U.I. (driving under the influence). Matt Stoves of Rogers says that the charges are bogus and that the "embarrassment is gonna cost these boys some...
Surprised maintenance workers at Alton Towers discovered a prosthetic leg underneath the roller coaster, The Corkscrew, yesterday. The prosthesis was among the detritus the workers were clearing out, and the lost property box is now replaced with...
In a complex statement today, the foreign office has announced plans to look into exporting human legs, initially by way of cadavers but eventually by force from living, breathing human beings. The emerging Asian markets are demanding increasing...
Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter, is this morning involved in another cheating scandal after it was revealed the drugs cheat had tried to gain an unfair advantage over other competitors by growing a '...
According to recent research, it would appear Kylie Minogue has legs.
Jonny Wilkinson has sold the use of the visible space on his legs to sponsors. Following a conversation with boy racer Lewis Hamilton, Wilkinson realised that he was not exploiting the full commercial opportunities of his own bipedal global brand.
(Queens--NY) Is it possible that even when Paul McCartney is fuming, he's still sweet? Or I it just sarcasm? Whichever, "Legs Away", new lyrics to one of Sir Paul's classics "Yesterday", is bringing out extremes of opinion on both sides of the Atlantic.
The lieutenant nervously sat in his chair, pondering over the macabre. Unwillingly, his mind dwelled upon H-345: his intimate greeting, gentleness, sincere nodding, smooth skin, chestnut color, curly raven-black forelock, knee-high white legs, and above all the bright five-prong white star on his flat forehead. On the other hand, he shivered at the dreadful thought of causality-and-injury report t...
I was on the Flickr Photo web site the other day with my lady friend. We stumbled upon a picture of a nude woman with her legs spread.
A BOTCHED bid by a 'shoe bomber' to blow up a transatlantic airliner had hilarious consequences today when he entertained passengers by having his legs fly to either end of the plane.
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