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Funny story: Dennis Wise Set For Leeds United Return

Dennis Wise Set For Leeds United Return

Leeds United, the fallen giants of Yorkshire football, have today sacked manager Gary McAllister after a run of five successive defeats has seen them slide down League One. Initial reports say McAlister's replacement is likely to be former manager De...

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Funny story: Leeds Pi$$ed on by Histon

Leeds Pi$$ed on by Histon

In a predictably one-sided game today, underdogs Leeds United were beaten by the once great Histon. Histon's win was put down to the state of the pitch (wet) and the appalling weather which the Leeds players had never experienced in the balmier cl...

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Funny story: Leeds United Almost Beat Histon Of The Blue Square Premier League

Leeds United Almost Beat Histon Of The Blue Square Premier League

Leeds United, the once-great all-conquering heroes of European football, continued their long tradition of becoming giant-killing victims today, when, in the 2nd round, they travelled to Histon FC of the Blue Square Premier League, and so very nearly...

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Funny story: Morrissey Arrested In Possession Of A Millwall Brick

Morrissey Arrested In Possession Of A Millwall Brick

There was real controversy after the League One game between Millwall and Leeds United at the New Den this afternoon, when ex-Smiths frontman, Steven Morrissey was arrested by police officers in Los Angeles for carrying a Millwall Brick. Morrissey...

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Funny story: Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United, the Premier League Champions, will have to show a marked improvement if they are to mount a serious challenge to retain their title, after a lacklustre performance against Leeds-based side the Kaiser Chiefs.

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Funny story: Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Hull City supporters were today basking in the news that, in a recent Clinical study, they were found to be on average, at least 3 stages further along the evolutionary scale than some of their Yorkshire brethren from Leeds and Sheffield.

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Funny story: Leeds United latest - Can they be saved?

Leeds United latest - Can they be saved?

Concern was mounting amongst fish and animal lovers amongst others today after the tank temperature of the fish in the Leeds United board room fish tanks plummeted by 15 degree points. Fish are said to be hardy and able to withstand changes in fortu...

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Funny story: "Stick With Us": Bates

"Stick With Us": Bates

Leeds United chairman Ken Bates today launched an impassioned plea to supporters of the 3rd division team to show loyalty following their failure to overcome Doncaster Rovers in the playoff final last month.

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Funny story: Leeds United Suffer Further Penalty

Leeds United Suffer Further Penalty

Leeds United, the League One side who today appealed against a 15-point penalty given to them at the start of this season, are set to be penalised by a further 5 points, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Mourinho a Certainty for Leeds Job

Mourinho a Certainty for Leeds Job

Ousted Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has been linked with the manager's job at lowly League One outfit Leeds United, it has been reported, and may be interested in the position "if the price were right".

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Funny story: Leeds Fans Can See The Point Now

Leeds Fans Can See The Point Now

Leeds United got their first points of the season with a 3-0 away win at Bristol Rovers last night, and supporters celebrated by smashing up half of the West Country.

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Funny story: Leeds United Are For Sale - Bates

Leeds United Are For Sale - Bates

After the worst possible start to their League One campaign, former glamour club Leeds United have been put up for sale by owner Ken Bates.

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Funny story: Leeds United To Be 'Banished To The Wilderness'

Leeds United To Be 'Banished To The Wilderness'

Leeds United were yesterday dealt a fresh blow to their already almost insurmountable problems, when the Football League imposed a 15-point penalty on the West Yorkshire club.

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Funny story: Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

There was at last something to celebrate in Iraq over the weekend, when the Iraqi national football team lifted the Asian Cup trophy after beating the pre-tournament favourites Saudi Arabia

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Funny story: Leeds United To Start New Season Minus A Goalkeeper

Leeds United To Start New Season Minus A Goalkeeper

Leeds United, the once-great giants of European football, as well as the English domestic game, face starting their League One campaign without a recognised custodian of the net.

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Unveiled As New Leeds United Manager

Shilpa Shetty Unveiled As New Leeds United Manager

Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was this morning unveiled as the surprise new manager of League One Leeds United, as the Yorkshire club set out its stall to put its own name back in bright lights.

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Funny story: Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

A council worker who broke into a home in the Meanwood area of Leeds to claim unpaid rent arrears from the tenant living there, discovered the skeleton of Mr Jonathan Doe lying in bed. Mr Doe had been a resident at the property for more than fifty...

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