Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight are NOT going to be watching the Royal Wedding on t.v. When asked "Why not?", Mrs. Irma Hoar, of Cheating Crescent, Newby, answered, "Well, for crying out loud, the world didn't 'stand still' when me and our lad got married 32 years back. It's only a bloody wedding for Christ sake. Folk get married every bloody day. What difference will THIS wedding make...
In another leaked memo it appears that the government is at odds with the palace regarding the burgeoning cost of the next royal wedding when William Windsor marries his granite faced commoner. The total cost is being withheld for the present, but we...
'Oh God, not more bloody leaks!' chimed the newsroom of a well known newspaper. 'It is bad enough getting the 5 million words from Wikileaks. Now we are getting coded messages from Spoof to work out. We can't afford to ignore any of this. When wil...
Wacky Wikis, Tacky Wikis, Secret Wikis, Stupid Wikis, if you can think of a Wiki, it is being leaked by Wikileaks at this very moment. No one is really sure why the founder of Wikileaks is taking it upon himself to be the number one truth peddler...
Washington- The release of over 250,000 confidential and classified State Department cables has created a major embarrassment to the Administration. State Department lawyers were unsuccessful in their attempt to have WikiLeaks founder Julian Assinas...
A freeze has been put on sensational Wikileaks revelations as the Government introduced a -20 degree temperature. Burst pipes may result but David Cameron announced that 'the damage to Britain would have been far worse if we hadn't taken this action...
Your correspondent has obtained access to Wikileaks leaks that are not going to be leaked! These sensational revelations have become a virtual torrent of piss and are causing major problems to the sewers of Britain. The main area where wikileaks i...
A leaked Vatican email has left Foreign Office officials incensed after suggesting that the Pope should flip his second home whilst on a visit to Britain, the Daily Torygraph revealed today. Called "The Ideal Visit", the document was believed to b...
WILMINGTON, DE - Vice President Joe Biden's home in Wilmington has been temporarily boarded up by order of the Delaware Department of Health and Safety. When Service Pro Masters' on-call technicians were dispatched to the Sorghum Hill Road residen...
The expenses of the House of Commons leak who leaked MPs expenses have been leaked. Civil servent Clare Roundbum's leaked expenses claims show she claimed £384 over 2008 for leeks. "The expenses leak leaked leek expenses show parliament is putr...
Breeze, the self-styled top writer on the online satirical newspaper The Spoof, has today told the world about his secret sorrow concerning his insipid testicles.
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