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Funny story: Bush Speaks At Cheney Testimonial

Bush Speaks At Cheney Testimonial

President George W. Bush spoke today at a White House Press Conference tribute to Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney. It was a black tie affair in Washington D.C. Ann Carter of The Washington Times said that "The President offered...

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Funny story: First Lady Writes Book About Life With "W"

First Lady Writes Book About Life With "W"

First Lady Laura Bush has just written a book about what it is like being the wife of George W. Bush. Entitled "I Married a Dumbass", the book is an intriguing look at what it is like to be the wife of the most powerful dumbass in the worl...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Suffering

Laura Bush Suffering

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Laura Bush said on national TV, "...believe me, no one suffers more than their president and... and uh I do."...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Plans Impeachment Gala

Laura Bush Plans Impeachment Gala

In the event that any of the illegalities he has perpetrated are brought to a court of law, a proactive Laura Bush wants to be prepared for her husband's possible impeachment, her press secretary said in confidentiality.

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Funny story: Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.

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Funny story: Heliocopter 1 Rescues Suicidal Laura Bush

Heliocopter 1 Rescues Suicidal Laura Bush

Long believed to be a bright if dull woman married to a dumb if dull husband, librarian Laura Bush finally succumbed to the despair of being trapped in a marriage with a mass murderer. Witnesses on the banks of the Potomac reported that the First Lad...

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Funny story: Laura's Lament: "I can't stop smiling."

Laura's Lament: "I can't stop smiling."

In an emotional interview with CBS news anchor Katie Couric, Laura Bush revealed that she is undergoing treatment for a rare medical disorder called fachus sardonicus (commonly known as Eternal Smile), which is distantly related to risus sardonicus (...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Dons White Glove! George's Ratings Plummet!

Laura Bush Dons White Glove! George's Ratings Plummet!

The white glove test has always been the lady of the house's way to check on the dusting. The First Lady of the White House appears to be no different! After examining the furniture throughout the Presidential Palace, Laura found George's dus...

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Funny story: Plame: CIA gagged about Laura Bush and KD Lang

Plame: CIA gagged about Laura Bush and KD Lang

Washington AC DC - (Ass Press): Outed CIA agent Valerie Plame hit out at the White House fiction factory today during her congressional committee deposition and said that CIA operatives had been gagged during the 2000 presidential election from revea...

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Funny story: Laura Left Behind

Laura Left Behind

Washington D.C. - An embarrassed White House admitted today that First Lady Laura Bush had been inadvertently left behind in the village of Iximche while touring Mayan ruins during the President's Latin American visit.

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Funny story: Who is Camp David?

Who is Camp David?

Washington D.C- Whitehouse aides are this morning desperately trying to play down rumours that the President is conducting a secret extramarital affair.

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Funny story: Librarians Sack Newbery Medal Winner for Saying Scrotum!

Librarians Sack Newbery Medal Winner for Saying Scrotum!

Susan Patron won the Newbery Medal,the most prestigious award in Children's Literature, for her novel, The Higher Power of Lucky. Librarians across the English-speaking world are debating the appropriateness of the children's book in...

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Funny story: 94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

WASHINGTON, Jan. 6, Reuters -- A 94-year-old folk artist tied Saddam Hussein's execution noose using the rigging of an historic warship, then risked her life to save the rope from a lynch mob, the White House said today.

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Funny story: Laura Bush to Star in Stepford Wives Episode

Laura Bush to Star in Stepford Wives Episode

Hollywood - Laura Bush will be appearing on the Hit TV show "Stepford Wives". A spokesperson for the show says Laura has been groomed for this part all her life and this type of acting will come perfectly natural to her.

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Funny story: Laura's red dress howler

Laura's red dress howler

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Laura Bush's embarrassment was excruciating last night as she and President Bush hosted a gala dinner at the White House where nearly all the invited guests turned up in exactly the same hideous, ruinously expensive de...

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Funny story: George And Laura Bush To Adopt Embryo

George And Laura Bush To Adopt Embryo

Believing that all embryos are viable human beings, (real living, thinking people, just a wee bit short of a mooring pier for growth and development) and that using one for scientific stem cell research is comparable to murder;...

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Funny story: Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Laura Bush announced her intention today to step down as First Lady, citing the long hours and wanting to spend more quality time with her family as her main reasons for leaving the position.

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