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Funny story: Senator Craig Featured in Playgirl Magazine

Senator Craig Featured in Playgirl Magazine

Pivate, Idaho (IP) - Playgirl magazine has announced that it is featuring gay Idaho Republican Senator Craig in the fold out section of its November issue of its magazine.

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Funny story: Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

Washington, D.C. - According to the court transcripts, the Judge did not deny Sen. Craig recantation of his guilty plea based on any precedent or statute of limitation. Rather, it was because shortly before his arrest by the undercover officer, Sen.

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Funny story: Sen. Larry Craig to remain in office for his term; wastes no time introducing bill retroactively legalizing bathroom sex at Int'l airports

Sen. Larry Craig to remain in office for his term; wastes no time introducing bill retroactively legalizing bathroom sex at Int'l airports

Washington, D.C. - After promising to resign once it was disclosed he was arrested and pleaded guilty for soliciting sex in a public restroom from an undercover policemen at an international airport, Sen. Larry Craig (Rep.) announced today he would s...

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Funny story: Sen Larry Craig invited to unveil Heathrow Terminal 5 men's room facilities

Sen Larry Craig invited to unveil Heathrow Terminal 5 men's room facilities

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Larry Craig has been invited to the official inauguration ceremony of London Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 new building next March.

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Funny story: Craig's When 'Yes' Means 'No' Court Plea Reminiscent of Clinton Impeachment Defense

Craig's When 'Yes' Means 'No' Court Plea Reminiscent of Clinton Impeachment Defense

Edina, Minnesota - (Ass Mess): A senior Minnesota judge will be hear today Senator Larry Craig's definition of 'yes' and 'no' relating to a guilty plea of allegedly making sexual overtures to an undercover male police officer at M...

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Funny story: Sen. Craig's toilet stall a tourist attraction; soon to become a National Park: Sen. Craig's Memorial to Men's Bathroom Stalls

Sen. Craig's toilet stall a tourist attraction; soon to become a National Park: Sen. Craig's Memorial to Men's Bathroom Stalls

Washington, D.C. - Along with Independence Hall in Philadelphia, the Statue of Liberty in New York, and the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C., all worthy monuments, made of stone or cast in metal. All lasting testimonials to political icons of the...

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Funny story: Larry Craig lavatory wins World Heritage Site status

Larry Craig lavatory wins World Heritage Site status

Minneapolis - (Ass Mess): The Minneapolis-St Paul Airport lavatory immortalised by Senator Larry Craig's mouth-to-organ resuscitation techniques has been granted World Heritage Site status after the tourism industry reported massive dema...

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Funny story: Zen & The Art Of Internet Porn

Zen & The Art Of Internet Porn

DISCLAIMER: The following article discusses frankly an aspect of human sexuality, those not wishing those to expose themselves to such things, members of the Christian right, Muslim extremists, Larry Craig and Ted Haggard, are advised to read no further for fear of going blind.

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Funny story: Curious George: I am not gay

Curious George: I am not gay

The Man in the Yellow Hat was in utter shock while appearing before a Minneapolis-St. Paul judge in connection with his pet monkey's behavior in an airport restroom.

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Funny story: ACLU continued attacks on hook-up methods of closeted self-hating conservative homosexuals must end

ACLU continued attacks on hook-up methods of closeted self-hating conservative homosexuals must end

Days after Senator Craig (R) Idaho, pleaded guilty to charges "by accident", the ACLU has come out of the proverbial liberal closet with a rebuke of internet and public bathroom stings.

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Funny story: Craig (REPUBLICAN Senator) Joins Village People Band

Craig (REPUBLICAN Senator) Joins Village People Band

Washington (IP) - Senator Jeff Craig has joined the disco band, The Village People, and will begin touring with them immediately. Craig taught disco dancing for years in Boise, Idaho which is a little known fact to most persons.

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Funny story: Doctor Opens First Larry Craig 'Gay-Loss' Center

Doctor Opens First Larry Craig 'Gay-Loss' Center

Moestown, PA - "What Jenny Craig has done for weight loss, I plan on doing to help turn gay men straight," says Dr. B.J. Crepters, a psychotherapist who has a specialized practice where his actual gay cure rate was close to zero, before stu...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Runs into Senator Craig in Airport Mens Room, Chooses him as Running mate!

Ron Paul Runs into Senator Craig in Airport Mens Room, Chooses him as Running mate!

Minnesota - After a busy day of campaigning in Minneapolis, Ron Paul was about to take a commuter flight home to Boise, Idaho, when his foot bumped into a man's foot in the restroom stall next to him. The two started talking about politics and on...

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Funny story: American Gay Toilet Sex Idol Larry Craig, keeps on a-tapping

American Gay Toilet Sex Idol Larry Craig, keeps on a-tapping

Larry Craig, who has successfully transformed from unknown Republican Senator to the most famous gay toilet sex figure in history, has made a statement that he will withdraw his guilty plea and continue to fight his case until the end of the war in I...

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Funny story: Dad's no queer!

Dad's no queer!

Washington - (Ass Mess) "No way is our dad queer!" Senator Larry Craig's children said today after telling press reporters that they "questioned him explicitly" about what exactly it is that men do in airport bathrooms, other...

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Funny story: Senator Larry Craig Denies Resigning

Senator Larry Craig Denies Resigning

In a seemingly not uncommon political reversal, Senator Larry Craig (R - Idaho) held a press conference to address news reports he has resigned from the US Senate.

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Funny story: Craig Says Police Are All Liars

Craig Says Police Are All Liars

Boise, Idaho (IP) - Our Washington reporter received a message indicating that Republican Senator Jeff Craig hates police officers. Thanks to them he has lost his job.

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