Nassau, Bahamas - (Rotters): Former Texan cop Virgie Arthur is demanding to take out a legally binding contract getting sole custody of grand daughter Dannielynn in the event that the seven month old baby's father Larry Birkhead 'takes a fata...
Nassau, Bahamas - (Celebrity Mess): Lucky Larry Birkhead. The 34 year old tanned, blonde Californian photographer Daddy of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn has been "literally inundated" with hundreds of marriage proposals from men a...
Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus): No Friday the Thirteenth fears for Larry Birkhead has as he awaits tomorrow's hearing to decide who will raise his seven-month-old daughter Dannielynn.
Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Jubilant Dannielynn dad Larry Birkhead is to ask Florida Judge Larry Seidlin, who ruled in Anna Nicole Smith's burial last month, to be the baby's godfather.
Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): A consortium of movie backers is wooing Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt to audition for the lead role of Larry Birkhead in the forthcoming film Dannielynn the Movie.
Hollywood (Only In) - We hear the late Anna Nicole Smith's movie, Illegal Aliens, scheduled for release this May 1 will lose the race to the B-box office in lieu of a film straight out of Private-Only infamy titled, We Are Aliens.
Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.
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