Superstar pop princess, Britney Spears has tried her hand at lap dancing during an after show party for Lil Chris. "She was very good," said Chris Paul, who had watched the whole show. "We didn't know what to expect when the curtain pulled back. B...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has made a promise to her father, her mother, her business manager, and her fans. She texted them all telling them that she has seen the light and that she realizes that she is a role model and as such she has to act l...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus took her little 11-year-old sister Noah Whaley Cyrus to Target to purchase some of her favorite candy Gummy Bears. While in the store all of the shoppers as well as the employees were all watching and ooohing and aaah...
Liz Scarlet-Rust, widow of oil billionaire, C. Edward Rust, died last week at the age of 28. She and her husband lived happily together for three months prior to his passing. They met at Cheetahs last September where Liz was an exotic dancer. The...
LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions and the TNT Network have just offered Miley Cyrus her very own reality show. 19th Hole Productions spokesman Meriweather Corframpton disclosed that his company and TNT have agreed to a joint ventu...
On the day that students once again took to the streets of Britain to complain about escalating tuition fees and broken government promises, thousands ignored them and headed off to Trafalgar Square to cheer on a group of fifteen hundred striking pol...
DETROIT - The little girl who wants to be a big girl real bad and her new friend Taylor Lautner were reportedly in Detroit, aka MoTown hanging out and letting it all hang out. Miley who has pole danced, lap danced, and gone knicker-less in the pas...
Toy manufacturer, M-Bates, have filled the void left by their contentious recall of the previously popular Battered Barbedie dolls by releasing the Anatomically Correct Lap Dance Barbedie. The Battered Barbedie play set included repositionable br...
Lap dancer Sarah Parnell is claiming that she seduced England left back Ashley Cole and sensuously stripped off his black boxer shorts after taking some pictures on her mobile phone and posting them on Farcebook for posterity. "He loves me does As...
Her name is Sarah Parnell, she's a lap dancer, she looks a little bit like Cheryl by all accounts, and according to some sources, she comes originally from Lithuania. Oh, and she's Ashley Cole's new girl friend. Allegedly. She claims to have se...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Billy Ray Cyrus was asked what he thought about his little 16-year-old daughter Miley giving Adam Shankman, the producer of her latest motion picture The Last Song a very erotic lap dance. Billy Ray just laughed, took a drink fro...
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Selena Gomez flew to Arizona to visit the Grand Canyon before President Obama totally shuts down the state with his upcoming mandated state-wide ban. Selena was asked what she thinks about Arizona's Immigration Bill. She rolle...
Tampa, FL - It's official. The Republican National Committee has chosen Tampa, Florida as the site of their 2012 Republican National Convention. Delegates from all over the United States will converge on Tampa, Florida, the official "Lap Dance Capita...
LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus was having a pedicure at The Rice Paddy of Vietnam Pedicure Palace when she was asked about the incident at the 'wrap party' for her movie The Last Song. Miley asked if the reference was to the film's makeup artist Bubble...
Rupert Cholmondley-Farquarson, a white settler of the Isle of Skye has earned himself a 2 year jail stretch for doing what comes naturally. To finance his nightly visits to lap dance clubs in Inverness. Scotland he fraudently sold off his neighbou...
Crouch End, UK/ Life Style News - The Home Office has recently passed an ordinance against 'Lap Dance' establishments, leading to yet another closing of the Infamous Spoof Gathering Place , the Oasis II Bar and Grill. Crouch End picketers, referee...
Woolwich Magistrates Court - London: UK media are calling her "Glambo". She's the cool Canadian chick who stood off a group of drunken Coldstream yobs, cold-cocking one sergeant with just one punch after pushing two other drunken guardsmen to the f...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.