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Funny story: Britney Spears takes up lap dancing

Britney Spears takes up lap dancing

Superstar pop princess, Britney Spears has tried her hand at lap dancing during an after show party for Lil Chris. "She was very good," said Chris Paul, who had watched the whole show. "We didn't know what to expect when the curtain pulled back. B...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vows To Put The Lap Dances, The Bongs, and The Commando Underwear Behind Her

Miley Cyrus Vows To Put The Lap Dances, The Bongs, and The Commando Underwear Behind Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has made a promise to her father, her mother, her business manager, and her fans. She texted them all telling them that she has seen the light and that she realizes that she is a role model and as such she has to act l...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus took her little 11-year-old sister Noah Whaley Cyrus to Target to purchase some of her favorite candy Gummy Bears. While in the store all of the shoppers as well as the employees were all watching and ooohing and aaah...

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Funny story: Widowed La Jolla Lap Dancer Leaves Schnoodle 1.3 Billion Dollars

Widowed La Jolla Lap Dancer Leaves Schnoodle 1.3 Billion Dollars

Liz Scarlet-Rust, widow of oil billionaire, C. Edward Rust, died last week at the age of 28. She and her husband lived happily together for three months prior to his passing. They met at Cheetahs last September where Liz was an exotic dancer. The...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Has Been Offered Her Own Reality Show 'Lap Dancing With The Old Fogeys & The Old Geezers'

Miley Cyrus Has Been Offered Her Own Reality Show 'Lap Dancing With The Old Fogeys & The Old Geezers'

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions and the TNT Network have just offered Miley Cyrus her very own reality show. 19th Hole Productions spokesman Meriweather Corframpton disclosed that his company and TNT have agreed to a joint ventu...

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Funny story: Thousands Turn Out In Support Of Striking Pole And Lap Dancers

Thousands Turn Out In Support Of Striking Pole And Lap Dancers

On the day that students once again took to the streets of Britain to complain about escalating tuition fees and broken government promises, thousands ignored them and headed off to Trafalgar Square to cheer on a group of fifteen hundred striking pol...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

DETROIT - The little girl who wants to be a big girl real bad and her new friend Taylor Lautner were reportedly in Detroit, aka MoTown hanging out and letting it all hang out. Miley who has pole danced, lap danced, and gone knicker-less in the pas...

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Funny story: Sales of "Anatomically Correct" Lap Dance Barbedie Soar

Sales of "Anatomically Correct" Lap Dance Barbedie Soar

Toy manufacturer, M-Bates, have filled the void left by their contentious recall of the previously popular Battered Barbedie dolls by releasing the Anatomically Correct Lap Dance Barbedie. The Battered Barbedie play set included repositionable br...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Done Me In Black Boxers Claims Lap Dancer

Ashley Cole Done Me In Black Boxers Claims Lap Dancer

Lap dancer Sarah Parnell is claiming that she seduced England left back Ashley Cole and sensuously stripped off his black boxer shorts after taking some pictures on her mobile phone and posting them on Farcebook for posterity. "He loves me does As...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole's New Squeeze - Is She A Lithuanian Lap Dancer?

Ashley Cole's New Squeeze - Is She A Lithuanian Lap Dancer?

Her name is Sarah Parnell, she's a lap dancer, she looks a little bit like Cheryl by all accounts, and according to some sources, she comes originally from Lithuania. Oh, and she's Ashley Cole's new girl friend. Allegedly. She claims to have se...

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Funny story: Billy Ray Cyrus Says Miley's Lap Dance Was Simply Just Miley Being Miley

Billy Ray Cyrus Says Miley's Lap Dance Was Simply Just Miley Being Miley

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Billy Ray Cyrus was asked what he thought about his little 16-year-old daughter Miley giving Adam Shankman, the producer of her latest motion picture The Last Song a very erotic lap dance. Billy Ray just laughed, took a drink fro...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says She Wants To Give Liam Hemsworth A Lap Dance

Selena Gomez Says She Wants To Give Liam Hemsworth A Lap Dance

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Selena Gomez flew to Arizona to visit the Grand Canyon before President Obama totally shuts down the state with his upcoming mandated state-wide ban. Selena was asked what she thinks about Arizona's Immigration Bill. She rolle...

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Funny story: Republicans Choose Lap Dances over Mexican Heat

Republicans Choose Lap Dances over Mexican Heat

Tampa, FL - It's official. The Republican National Committee has chosen Tampa, Florida as the site of their 2012 Republican National Convention. Delegates from all over the United States will converge on Tampa, Florida, the official "Lap Dance Capita...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Defends Her Grinding Lap Dance By Saying, "Hey People, I Had Shorts On"

Miley Cyrus Defends Her Grinding Lap Dance By Saying, "Hey People, I Had Shorts On"

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus was having a pedicure at The Rice Paddy of Vietnam Pedicure Palace when she was asked about the incident at the 'wrap party' for her movie The Last Song. Miley asked if the reference was to the film's makeup artist Bubble...

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Funny story: White settler sells off Scotland's natural heritage for an in you face, in your crotch, on your lap spending spree

White settler sells off Scotland's natural heritage for an in you face, in your crotch, on your lap spending spree

Rupert Cholmondley-Farquarson, a white settler of the Isle of Skye has earned himself a 2 year jail stretch for doing what comes naturally. To finance his nightly visits to lap dance clubs in Inverness. Scotland he fraudently sold off his neighbou...

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Funny story: Oasis Bar and Grill Temporally Closed Due to New "Lap Dance" Ordinance!

Oasis Bar and Grill Temporally Closed Due to New "Lap Dance" Ordinance!

Crouch End, UK/ Life Style News - The Home Office has recently passed an ordinance against 'Lap Dance' establishments, leading to yet another closing of the Infamous Spoof Gathering Place , the Oasis II Bar and Grill. Crouch End picketers, referee...

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Funny story: Simulating sex on dance floor drunken Coldstream guard cold-cocked by cool Canadian chick!

Simulating sex on dance floor drunken Coldstream guard cold-cocked by cool Canadian chick!

Woolwich Magistrates Court - London: UK media are calling her "Glambo". She's the cool Canadian chick who stood off a group of drunken Coldstream yobs, cold-cocking one sergeant with just one punch after pushing two other drunken guardsmen to the f...

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