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Funny story: Mel Gibson Arrested After Slinging Waffles in All-Night Pancake House

Mel Gibson Arrested After Slinging Waffles in All-Night Pancake House

Police were called to a local pancake house for a disturbance involving Mel Gibson. Upon arrival, officers witnessed an excitable Gibson throwing pieces of waffle from the tip of his fork at people in the restaurant and yelling "I wouldn't feed this...

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Funny story: Conan O'Brien, Who Has Been Missing, Is Found Wandering Around Aimlessly In Kirstie Alley's Cleavage

Conan O'Brien, Who Has Been Missing, Is Found Wandering Around Aimlessly In Kirstie Alley's Cleavage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Conan O'Brien, who many remember from when he hosted The Tonight Show before Jay "Crybaby" Leno stole it from him has finally been found. O'Brien who had been missing for months was spotted wandering around aimlessly in Kirstie A...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

When we asked the LAPD if there was the remotest possibility that Twilight stars and teen idols Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattininson could have died tonight, we were met with a stony silence. When we insisted that we just wanted to know if it was a...

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Funny story: Wizard of Oz Joins Dispute Over 850-Pound Emerald

Wizard of Oz Joins Dispute Over 850-Pound Emerald

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department received a call Thursday morning from someone claiming to be the Wizard of Oz, true owner of the so-called "Bahia Emerald." For several weeks, this giant 180,000-carat emerald has been th...

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Funny story: MacArthur Park : Someone Left the Bleeding Immigrants Out in the Rain

MacArthur Park : Someone Left the Bleeding Immigrants Out in the Rain

In an uncanny reprise of the 60's hippie anthem, "MacArthur Park", nineteen LAPD police officers are facing discipline for their negligent treatment of journalists and immigration rights advocates during a MacArthur Park May Day Rally.

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Funny story: US Crowds Remember King Anniversary

US Crowds Remember King Anniversary

Crowds gathered yesterday in Los Angeles to mark the 17 years since the cowardly, unprovoked attack and beating of innocent and defenceless black cab driver, Rodney King.

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Funny story: Los Angeles Police to be paid on Commission

Los Angeles Police to be paid on Commission

Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton announced today that he will be doing away with police officers salaries and they will be paid on a "per crime" basis from this day on. Bratton claims that this will encourage police to make more ar...

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Funny story: So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

The wild fires wrecking havoc across Southern California may have been stared deliberately by funny woman chat show host Ellen DeGeneres.

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Funny story: Kirsten Dunst giggles her way into history

Kirsten Dunst giggles her way into history

Spiderman actress Kirsten Dunst first came to the worlds attention playing a precocious vampire child in Interview With The Vampire but little did she know back then that she would enter the history books for the

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Funny story: Chiefs of Los Angeles Police and Fire Departments make bold changes aimed at lowering reported crime and fires

Chiefs of Los Angeles Police and Fire Departments make bold changes aimed at lowering reported crime and fires

June 21, 2007 Ed Soks, General Manager of LA Animal Services R Us, sent out a press release stating that they will only accept animals from the public during a small inconvenient window of time midweek. He did this in the hopes of reducing his euthan...

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Funny story: L.A. Police To Use New Breed Of Officer

L.A. Police To Use New Breed Of Officer

(MUSICMAN PRESS) L.A.P.D. has make known that thirty-five new officers graduated from Officer Training Camp last week. However, these thirty-five are like no other officer on the force-they're monkeys.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton, released from jail yesterday on the orders of a doctor, will today return to custody so that she can receive a proper fitting for her new bracelet.

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Funny story: Solid Evidence Found That Paris Hilton Is Innocent Of All Charges

Solid Evidence Found That Paris Hilton Is Innocent Of All Charges

Proof found in a secretly recorded conversation that Paris Hilton was set up by the LAPD, as reported to Stanley Harris by a reliable source - transcript below.

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Funny story: LAPD Offers Explanation for May Day Melee

LAPD Offers Explanation for May Day Melee

May 1 2007, Macarthur Park Los Angeles, The Los Angeles Police Department in an effort to disband unruly protesters apparently went overboard by attacking innocent by standards and members of the press.

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Funny story: Statue of Liberty Walks In Protest Over LAPD Mistreatment Of Immigrants

Statue of Liberty Walks In Protest Over LAPD Mistreatment Of Immigrants

(New York--NY) "At first, I thought it was the work of Muslim malfeasance," was the reaction of New York City Harbor Police Officer Richard Tracy as he motored by Liberty Island and saw just a torch where the Statue of Liberty used to be.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Now On The Great Seal of The United States

Britney Spears Now On The Great Seal of The United States

Congress approved measures today to put Hollywood pop diva Britney Spears on The Great Seal of the United States. Instead of the traditional bald eagle with its wings outstretched in heraldic honor holding an olive branch in its right talon and 13 ar...

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Funny story: The Iraq Study Group Report

The Iraq Study Group Report

After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...

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