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Funny story: Kylie awarded medal by "Protect the Polar Ice Caps Charity"

Kylie awarded medal by "Protect the Polar Ice Caps Charity"

Kylie Minogue has been given a medal by the "Protect the Polar Ice Caps Campaign" Charity. The medal was awarded for saving the biggest Iceberg in the entire world. This story comes just one week after Lyndsay Lohan joined the campaign. So far Lynd...

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie's legions of male fans and admirers were left a little bemused last night after viewing her Bollywood Blue movie debut, during which the pint sized 41 year old Aussie starlet 'did' Chiggy Wiggy - which is not to be confused with 'jiggy-jiggy'.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

BT Bishop, manager of chart topping girl group 'The Bonkettes' today announced that the search for a fourth Bonkette continues following a number of failed auditions. "We have to take this thing in hand" BT Bishop told us. "We had auditions in cen...

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Funny story: Peter Andre & Kylie Minogue - playground romance rediscovered after 26 years

Peter Andre & Kylie Minogue - playground romance rediscovered after 26 years

London - Peter Andre has admitted in an exclusive interview with RUOK? magazine that he has found new love since splitting with his huge pair of breasts, Katie Price. Andre and Minogue first met 26 years ago when they were in high school in Melbo...

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Funny story: Kylie "I've Had Bollocks"

Kylie "I've Had Bollocks"

Australian Pop Diva Kylie Minute has revealed that she has had Bollocks. The parrot, who starred in the epic 'Below Decks' has been linked with a bevy of beauties but this is the first confirmed relationship. Kylie was smitten with his charm. "How...

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Funny story: Kylie, Waterless Toilet Goddess

Kylie, Waterless Toilet Goddess

The Australian inventors of the waterless toilet have signed Kylie Minogue to head their pro-motion campaign. "It seemed right somehow", bubbled an excited Kylie, "after all, we are both solid Ozzy icons". Australia, land of increasingly severe d...

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Funny story: Dubai hotel opens and then closes

Dubai hotel opens and then closes

Organisers of the world's largest firework display at the opening of the Dubai Super-hotel, the Palm, have been held responsible for the early closing of the luxury ten star facility. The Palm was built on an artificial island in the shape of a pa...

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Funny story: Kylie Is Not In The Top 40 Today

Kylie Is Not In The Top 40 Today

Singer and actress, Kylie Minogue, is yet again not in the top 40 today.

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Funny story: Female Leg Research

Female Leg Research

According to recent research, it would appear Kylie Minogue has legs.

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Funny story: Brave Kylie to go on World Tour of Bravery

Brave Kylie to go on World Tour of Bravery

Cancerous pint-sized Antipodean pop bint Kylie Minogue stunned fans yesterday as she announced dates for a new world tour to kick off this December, just in time to cynically fleece homosexuals and parents of pre-teen idiots everywhe...

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Funny story: Queens New Year's Honours List Mixed Up With Queens New Year's Shopping List

Queens New Year's Honours List Mixed Up With Queens New Year's Shopping List

Confusion reigned at Buckingham Palace this morning when details of the Queen's New Year's Honours List were mixed up with those of Her Majesty's New Year's Shopping List, resulting i...

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Funny story: Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Diminutive pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, was today breathing a sigh of relief as his plans to have Australian pop princess and songstress, Kylie Minogue, declared winner of the X-Factor nearly went all Pete Tong.

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Funny story: Tomorrow's News Today

Tomorrow's News Today

In the fast moving world of modern technology, Apple have a announced a replacement for the iPhone which was introduced to the UK market 2 weeks ago, Microsoft have introduced version 675 of yesterday's Office ve...

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Funny story: Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.

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Funny story: Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.

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Funny story: Catherine Tate Is New Doctor Who

Catherine Tate Is New Doctor Who

According to news released in the last hour, comedienne Catherine Tate is to be the new Doctor Who. She will take up the role after the current Doctor, David Tennant, is killed-off in the Christmas episode that also stars Aussie soap star-turned-sing...

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue is latest Doctor Who monster

Kylie Minogue is latest Doctor Who monster

London - (Rotters): Kylie Minogue is set to play Doctor Who's most deadly adversary in a BBC Xmas Special being filmed next month as a 'treat' for UK TV licence payers.

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