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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough. The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hi...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend. Stewart rec...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart is said to be feeling very down and depressed about the fact that her career has seemed to hit a fortified brick wall. Stewart recently spoke with Barbara Walters on The View a...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

SAN FRANCISCO - Kristen Stewart flew up to San Francisco to get away from the LaLaLand rumor mills. She recently had an incident where she shoved a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? According to the police report Kristen was shoppi...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart the star of The Twilight Saga series was in Venice Beach shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. She was asked if she has gotten over being dumped by her ex-boyfriend fellow Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson. Stewar...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Kristen Stewart said that she wants it known that she still cares a lot for Rob Pattinson even though he won't give her the time of the day. K-Stew made that remark to Glamboyant Magazine writer Voodoo Dupree. She stated that last...

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Funny story: The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hand...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Spotted Out and About With Dennis Rodman

Kristen Stewart Spotted Out and About With Dennis Rodman

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart was seen walking hand in hand with former NBA Bad Boy, Dennis "The Menace" Rodman. The two were spotted going into Needleman's Tattoo Parlor which is owned and operated by the w...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

REDONDO BEACH, California - Kristen Stewart was sitting in a booth at the popular Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant. As she sat all alone eating an order of bacon and broccoli breakfast tacos she was overheard talking to herself. A restaurant patr...

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Funny story: The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High

The Britney Spears - Charlie Sheen Rumors Are Flying High

CUCAMONGA, California - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen were recently spotted holding hands and engaging in a bit of tongue hockey at The La Brea Tar Pits. Sheen who was recently seen with Krist...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin. The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Kristen Stewart Caught Cuddling In A Bounce Castle

Charlie Sheen and Kristen Stewart Caught Cuddling In A Bounce Castle

TARZANA - Charlie Sheen has been riding on Cloud 9 ever since the new-found success of his new show Anger Management. He says that he has already forgotten that he ever appeared on the top sit-com Two and A Half Men and he even expressed the fact...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Monumental Meltdown

Kristen Stewart's Monumental Meltdown

VENICE BEACH - The female star of the Twilight Saga movie series, Kristen Stewart was recently spotted down on Venice Beach walking barefoot and mumbling to herself. K-Stew, as Vice-President Joe Biden nicknamed her, has of late been acting extrem...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

HOLLYWOOD - Christmas time was not a very happy time for the star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart. Reports are that Stewart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Rob Pattinson argued and fought back and forth like the LaLaLand version...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart To Star In the X-Rated Movie, The Landing Strip

Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart To Star In the X-Rated Movie, The Landing Strip

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on a new Johnny Depp - Kristen Stewart motion picture. The erotically romantic movie titled The Landing Strip is based on the book b...

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