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Funny story: Well It Looks Like Kim Kardashian Is Sticking With The "Ks" As She And Kanye West Are Now An Item

Well It Looks Like Kim Kardashian Is Sticking With The "Ks" As She And Kanye West Are Now An Item

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Kim Kardashian is finally over the heartbreak of the termination of her much heralded 72-day mock marriage to NBA hoopster Kris Humphries. And according to a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight the Kardashian diva has ta...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries Has a New Take on Reality TV

Kris Humphries Has a New Take on Reality TV

Kris Humphries has a fool for a lawyer. We already knew his lawyer had a fool for a client. Yes, fan of television attorney cases, Kris Humphries has hired himself to represent himself in his divorce suit against Kim Kardashian. Nobody's fool, Ms...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

DALLAS - Khloe Kardashian who with her Dallas Mavericks husband Lamar Odom stars in the reality show Khloe and Lamar says she has been feeling bad that her sister Kim has been depressed lately. It seems that since Kim filed for divorce from her NB...

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Funny story: New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

NEW YORK CITY - New York Knicks rookie sensation Jeremy Lin informed Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly that he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. The 23-year-old Lincredible player said that Kardashian told him that she got hi...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

VENICE BEACH - Kim Kardashian says that lately it seems like she is having to spend more time denying rumors than taking care of her many business ventures. Kim recently made International headlines when she divorced her professional NBA basketbal...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr...

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Funny story: NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters. Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeki...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says She's Been Secretly Fantasizing Doing The Horizontal Hokey Pokey With Ex-Boyfriend Reggie Bush of The Miami Dolphins

Kim Kardashian Says She's Been Secretly Fantasizing Doing The Horizontal Hokey Pokey With Ex-Boyfriend Reggie Bush of The Miami Dolphins

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was getting her nails done at the Haven of Hair Salon when she was asked how she was holding up with the circus spectacle of her divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries. Kim replied that she has really taken it hard,...

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Funny story: Recent Hollywood break-ups lead to one conclusion: brunettes aren't pretty enough

Recent Hollywood break-ups lead to one conclusion: brunettes aren't pretty enough

HOLLYWOOD - Kobe Bryant joins Ashton Kutcher and Kris Humphries as recent high-profile hot-shots who have decided to split with their wives. Although no two relationships are the same, all indications point to the fact that in each of these cases...

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Funny story: NBA Suspends Kim Kardashian From All Contact With Players: David Stern Calls Her "Serial Screen Scratcher"

NBA Suspends Kim Kardashian From All Contact With Players: David Stern Calls Her "Serial Screen Scratcher"

NEW YORK - NBA Commissioner David Stern today suspended Kim Kardashian from future contact with any NBA basketball player currently under contract with one of the teams making up the league. Calling Kardashian a "serial screen scratcher" who pre...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Calls Kris Humphries the Gay Divorcée

Kim Kardashian Calls Kris Humphries the Gay Divorcée

Pretty at the wedding, ugly at the divorce court may be the future of Kim Kardashian. Fred and Ginger made a movie called The Gay Divorcée, but Kris and Kim don't dance unless it is the twostep. Her dearly departed husband calls her out for duping...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Hire Gloria Allred To Force Kim Kardashian To Return All of Her Wedding Gifts

Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Hire Gloria Allred To Force Kim Kardashian To Return All of Her Wedding Gifts

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted singers Michael Buble and Mariah Carey have both come out as saying that Kim Kardashian should be ashamed of herself for tricking the entire world into believing that her recent wedding to NBA lockout player Kris Humphries was...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries, Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey To Star In The New Reality Show 'Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced'

Kris Humphries, Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey To Star In The New Reality Show 'Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced'

LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming a new reality show about famous males whose wives filed for divorce. The show titled Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced is the brain child of Danci...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies That She Is Divorcing Kris Humphries Because She Is Pregnant With Herman Cain's Baby

Kim Kardashian Denies That She Is Divorcing Kris Humphries Because She Is Pregnant With Herman Cain's Baby

HOLLYWOOD - The Kim Kardashian - Kris Humphries divorce is quickly turning into a Hollywood version of The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus. After just 72 days of wedded bliss or semi-wedded bliss, Kimberly Noel Kardashian filed for d...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries and Zooey Deschanel Hook Up After Mutual Break Up

Kris Humphries and Zooey Deschanel Hook Up After Mutual Break Up

Kim Kardashian's throw-away husband Kris Humphries, apparently didn't mind his separation and freedom having been recently linked to an almost divorced Zooey Deschanel, star of the Fox hit series "New Girl" and ex-partner to Death Cab for Cutie lead...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Hits NBA Hubby Kris Humphries With A Technical Divorce After Only 72 Days of Marriage

Kim Kardashian Hits NBA Hubby Kris Humphries With A Technical Divorce After Only 72 Days of Marriage

LOS ANGELES - Divorce papers have been filed in Los Angeles County which will dissolve the marriage between Kimberly Noel Kardashian, 31, and Kris Humphries, 26. The couple was married on August 20, just a mere 72 days before Kim filed for divorce...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reportedly Ready To Dump Her Unemployed NBA Husband of Two Months Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Ready To Dump Her Unemployed NBA Husband of Two Months Kris Humphries

HOLLYWOOD - The Kardashian Klan has been spending their Monday evenings and Tuesday evenings sitting in their assigned front row seats at Dancing With The Stars. The three big-butted KKK sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have been cheering on thei...

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