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Funny story: George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK: What a difference a day makes - 24 little hours...so goes a popular song. But we're not just singing tunes here. For the past 2 days we have witnessed a flurry of activity with rabid Muslims all over the world going berserk as a...

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Funny story: BNP Advise Florida Pastor To Use Kindling And Dry Matches To Spark The Koran Burning Fire

BNP Advise Florida Pastor To Use Kindling And Dry Matches To Spark The Koran Burning Fire

This story is probably a complete load of old bullshit, but here at Skoob News Inc. we've heard that members of the British National Party have been advising Pastor Terry Jones that if he wants to burn copies of sacred Islamic text, the Koran, that h...

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Funny story: Pastor Terry Jones offers compromise over planned Koran-burning day

Pastor Terry Jones offers compromise over planned Koran-burning day

In view of the international condemnation resulting from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of September 11, US Pastor Terry Jones, has suggested that he may be willing to compromise. 'We set out to make a statement', explained T...

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Funny story: Burn Blair memoir instead Brits urge US pastor

Burn Blair memoir instead Brits urge US pastor

Gainesville, Florida - (Bonfire of the Insanities Mess): US pastor Terry Jones has been urged by British protestors to burn Tony Blair's memoir instead of the Muslim holy book this Saturday. The International Burn A Koran Day loony has been offer...

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Funny story: Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

And now for something completely different... Terry Jones - former member of the Monty Python comedy team who has since swapped the Ministry of Silly Walks and the Ministry of Arguments for the Ministry of God - is now facing retaliatory action fr...

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Funny story: 9/11 Koran burning: Tony bLIAR calls on US pastor to burn his 'Journey' book instead!

9/11 Koran burning: Tony bLIAR calls on US pastor to burn his 'Journey' book instead!

Washington DC: Former Prime Minister Tony bLIAR issued a plea to an American clergyman not to go ahead with his plan to burn copies of the Koran on September 11. In a 'spirit' of negotiation Tony bLIARr has called on the US pastor to burn his newly...

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Funny story: Florida Pastor Who Plans on Burning Qurans on 9/11 Claims He is Being Discriminated Against

Florida Pastor Who Plans on Burning Qurans on 9/11 Claims He is Being Discriminated Against

Terry Jones, aka honorary Doctor Terry Jones, claims that ever since he made the public announcement that he planned on burning several copies of the Muslim holy book, the Quran, on the anniversary of 9/11, he has been dogged by the media trying to m...

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Funny story: Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

A US pastor who has organised a fund-raising book-burning event, says he is not "backing down" from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11, despite international outrage. Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach Centre in Flor...

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Funny story: Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran and the Hadith. The 1.5 billion Muslim people on Earth today are eagerly awaiting the return of their two Messiahs, the Hidden Imam and Jesus Christ. What the Muslim peopl...

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Funny story: Florida Pastor's 'Burn A Koran Day' Not The Best Idea

Florida Pastor's 'Burn A Koran Day' Not The Best Idea

Florida pastor Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach Centre has been advised that his idea to publically burn copies of sacred Islamic text, The Koran, on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is probably not the greatest brainwave he ever had. Hi...

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Funny story: US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

In an outrageous celebration (or defamation) of the 9/11 attack a US extreme church has decided to burn the Koran outside it's front door. A huge bonfire is to be built with an Effigy of the "Almighty One" (not Bin Laden) perched on top and then h...

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Funny story: Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

When Barack Hussein Obama is sworn in as President of the United States, he will not have one hand on the Bible (a tradition dating back to George Washington). He will, instead, take the oath of office with one hand on the Koran (the scripture book...

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Funny story: Use of Bibles in Homes Changing

Use of Bibles in Homes Changing

The International Bible and Scripture Society had done research indicating that the use of the family Bible (and Koran, Book of Mormon, and Torah) is changing in modern times. Society President Abraham Chavez offered the following: "It used to be...

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Funny story: God's New Bestseller

God's New Bestseller

After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.

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