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Funny story: Buckner Triplets Volunteer For Kissing Booth At Squirrel Holler County Fair

Buckner Triplets Volunteer For Kissing Booth At Squirrel Holler County Fair

The Buckner sisters (Maybelline, Avon, and Mary Kaye) of Hog Jaw, Arkansas have volunteered to man the kissing booth at this year's Squirrel Holler County Fair. The aim of this year's booth is to raise money for a hair transplant for Rusty Lefferts.

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Funny story: Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Shakira performed before a standing room only crowd at Lexington's famed Colonel Stonewall Jackson Commemorative Coliseum and was asked some questions backstage. The gyrating Colombian firecracker was asked if she has ever pu...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite

Jesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James was sitting in his office watching the MTV Movie Awards Show with Skittles Valentine, one of his tattooed cycle chicks. Suddenly he saw his wife Sandra go up on stage to receive an award for Maintaining Proper...

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Funny story: Dubai couple mount appeal in kissing case

Dubai couple mount appeal in kissing case

The British couple jailed for kissing in public in Dubai, have mounted an appeal against the one month jail term they received. It is understood that new evidence stating that they were not kissing, but in fact were merely passing a passport fro...

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Funny story: Corrie Lesbian Lip-Lock Would Be Better With Rosie And Tina

Corrie Lesbian Lip-Lock Would Be Better With Rosie And Tina

A group claiming to represent the vast majority of Britain's heterosexual males have declared that producers of hit soap Coronation Street have dropped the ball. By opting for the first lesbian on-screen snog in the show's 50 year history to feature...

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Funny story: You Wanna Kiss in Dubai? Read the laws first!

You Wanna Kiss in Dubai? Read the laws first!

According to a recent BBC report, A British couple jailed in Dubai for kissing in public have lost their appeal and have been sentenced to a month in jail, deportation and a fine. They should have read the laws of Dubai before they entered the country: * Kiss in public: 1 month in jail. * Open mouth kiss in public: 2 months in jail. * Open mouth kiss in public with tongue down to...

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Funny story: It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.

It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.

Two British citizens were sent to jail in Dubai today, after losing their appeal against conviction for kissing in a restaurant after they had a cup of hot chocolate. Its just as well they did not copy the scene from When Harry Met Sally as they migh...

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Funny story: Couple Getting Married While Sky Diving Kiss Too Long

Couple Getting Married While Sky Diving Kiss Too Long

A couple of lovers from Little Cock, Arkansas, who also loved sky-diving, apparently decided over the weekend to tie the knot -so they thought they would combine their two main loves and get married while sky-diving. So Sunday afternoon on a beaut...

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Funny story: Newark Airport Now Boasts a Special "Final Goodbye Kiss" Area

Newark Airport Now Boasts a Special "Final Goodbye Kiss" Area

The New Jersey airport found it necessary to set this up after a Rutgers University graduate student breached security by entering a restricted area to give his girlfriend one last kiss before she left for L.A. Havoc ensued, with many angry passenge...

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Funny story: Government: Personal Space 'Kissing Ban' Imminent

Government: Personal Space 'Kissing Ban' Imminent

The UK Government has announced a new set of safety rules designed to combat the spread of Swine Flu. From Monday 17th August it will be an offence under emergency health legislation to kiss, hug or hold hands with another person in a public place.

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Funny story: Swine Flu Latest: Kissing Banned In Mexico

Swine Flu Latest: Kissing Banned In Mexico

There was pandemonium in Mexico today, when authorities in the capital, Mexico City, announced that, with immediate effect, kissing has been banned. The country has been identified as the epidemic epicentre of the Swine Flu outbreak catastrophe di...

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Funny story: If I Wasn't so Turned Off by the Thought of Kissing you We Would Totally be Compatible

If I Wasn't so Turned Off by the Thought of Kissing you We Would Totally be Compatible

I have to say, it's not very often that I meet someone I click with so well. You and I have so much in common, that were it not for the fact I am repulsed by the thought of kissing you, we would make a great couple. Don't get me wrong, I am sure many women would consider you to be a real catch. The fact you have all your hair and aren't horribly disfigured or anything is a real selling point fo...

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Funny story: Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Susan Boyle, after a week in which she received several offers of a first kiss and gave "no comment" about whether she had yet received one, has finally spoken. "Aren't people missing the point of kissing? If I wanted to be kissed so badly I could...

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Funny story: Warrington train station introduces "No Kissing"

Warrington train station introduces "No Kissing"

Warrington train station in Warrington has got so tired of trains being delayed by amorous lovers that they have introduced a "No Kissing" zone on all their platforms. This is not the first such restriction placed on passengers at this old Victori...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez kissed her crush!

Selena Gomez kissed her crush!

Reporters show that Selena Gomez has kissed her long time crush. On November 3, 2008 Selena was spotted kissing Shia LaBeouf. Apparently, Selena and Shia were having lunch and they shared a little peck on the mouth. We asked Selena about the...

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Funny story: Student in Singapore Becomes Literal Make Out Bandit

Student in Singapore Becomes Literal Make Out Bandit

An exchange student in Singapore was arrested yesterday, giving a new and literal meaning to the (awesome) expression make out bandit. The arrest, for illegal possession of chewing gum, happened at the popular nightclub "Party Like its 1841", in t...

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Funny story: Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...

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