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Kindles Feud with Amazon Over Lending-of-Books Feature

Funny story: Kindles Feud with Amazon Over Lending-of-Books Feature

Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, are in a snit. They are appalled that Amazon has announced, ". . . later this year, we will be introducing lending for Kindle, a new feature that lets you loan your Kindle books to other Kindle device or Kindle...

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Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

Funny story: Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

The finance world was stunned on Tuesday to learn that Barnes & Noble, which owns 720 bookstores in the U.S., was considering selling the company. Nooks, B&N's electronic readers, were shaken to the core by the announcement. "Who know...

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Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

Funny story: Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture. Many of the older Kindles were too upset to talk...

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eBooks Outsell Hardback Books, Amazon Kindles Celebrate

Funny story: eBooks Outsell Hardback Books, Amazon Kindles Celebrate

Kindles were ecstatic this week when they read in The New York Times that Amazon had announced that, " . . . for the last three months, sales of books for its e-reader, the Kindle, outnumbered sales of hardcover books." To celebrate, Kindles stop...

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Price of Kindles is Cut, iPads React

Funny story: Price of Kindles is Cut, iPads React

When Amazon recently announced that it was reducing the price of its electronic reader, the Kindle, to only $189, some cheered and some jeered. Kindles were upset. It was a kick in the teeth to their self-esteem. Apple's iPads, which can also...

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Got a Secret? Don't Share It with an iPad

Funny story: Got a Secret? Don't Share It with an iPad

At least that's what Kindles (Amazon's electronic readers considered, in some quarters, to be rivals of iPads) advised when it was revealed this week that some iPad users had some of their data leaked. Head Kindle Hedda was quick to comment. "...

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Plan to Test Drive an iPad? Fasten Your Seatbelt!

Funny story: Plan to Test Drive an iPad? Fasten Your Seatbelt!

Folks who came to two Apple stores in New York City to find out what was on the iPad got their answer this week. Reps from a local newspaper had swabbed some demo iPads (a total of four, two from each of two NYC stores), then sent the swabs to...

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Kindles Dance in Streets of NY, Mock Cheaper Rivals

Funny story: Kindles Dance in Streets of NY, Mock Cheaper Rivals

It was meant for human pedestrians, but yesterday the Times Square Pedestrian Mall in New York City was taken over by pedestrians of the machine variety. Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, staged a protest to warn the public against buying any of...

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iPads Rejoice as Kindles Sent to Fat Camp

Funny story: iPads Rejoice as Kindles Sent to Fat Camp

Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, just got some bad news. They're too fat! They're being sent to Fat Camp in the hope that they will meet their "lighter" goals in a few months. Head Kindle Hedda is furious, pointing out that anti-discrim...

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iPad Gets More Attention at the Louvre than Mona Lisa

Funny story: iPad Gets More Attention at the Louvre than Mona Lisa

The global launch of the Apple iPad on Friday was a major event. In Paris, early crowds to buy the iPad at the Carrousel du Louvre shopping center in the museum complex outnumbered the people waiting in line to see Leonardo da Vinci's famous paintin...

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Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Funny story: Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder and CEO, is a lucky man. Father of Amazon's Kindle (regarded by many as the world's foremost electronic reader), he'll be getting lots of presents from his "kids" on June 20. A group of Kindles was spotted Saturday in...

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Times Square Crowds Treated to Kindle-toting Preacher

Funny story: Times Square Crowds Treated to Kindle-toting Preacher

Yep, there he was -- with a long beard and a flowing, white robe -- standing on a makeshift platform, shouting to the crowd a litany of Biblical verses about hell, damnation, and repentance. But he wasn't reading from a printed Bible yesterday. No...

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Kindles Overworked, May Go Out on Strike

Funny story: Kindles Overworked, May Go Out on Strike

Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, are not happy campers. They are disgusted that Amazon has announced a new software update for the Kindle, providing many more services. "Lots more work for the exact same pay," Head Kindle Hedda complained...

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Kindles To Be Sold at Target, iPads Will Be There

Funny story: Kindles To Be Sold at Target, iPads Will Be There

An exciting announcement from Amazon: Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, will be sold in U. S. Target Stores. Kindles are ecstatic that they will be available in brick-and-mortar stores, and they are celebrating with parties, speeches, and publ...

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Apple iPad Debutante Ball is April 3, Kindle Says BIG WHOOP

Funny story: Apple iPad Debutante Ball is April 3, Kindle Says BIG WHOOP

The April 3 launch of the tablet computer, the Apple iPad, will be celebrated at a Debutante Ball at which the iPads will be formally introduced to society. The "Coming Out" Ball will be held at the Cupertino, CA, headquarters of Apple, Inc. App...

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Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Kindles View iPad Launch

Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Kindles View iPad Launch

Kindles await with dread April 3, when the long-awaited Apple iPad will officially go on sale in the U. S. Like the Kindle, the iPad serves as an electronic reader, although it does a number of other things as well. It's clearly a competitor, but o...

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Kindles Protest Against Publishers Who Won't Let Them Speak, Vow Not To Shut Up

Funny story: Kindles Protest Against Publishers Who Won't Let Them Speak, Vow Not To Shut Up

Angry Kindles, protesting against publishers who have turned off the text-to-speech function on some Kindle books, staged a demonstration on the steps of the entrance to the main branch of the New York City Public Library at Fifth Avenue and 42nd Str...

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Kindles Shock Crowds at Radio City, Buy Tickets to Riverdance

Funny story: Kindles Shock Crowds at Radio City, Buy Tickets to Riverdance

Folks buying tickets for Riverdance at Radio City Music Hall in New York City were shocked yesterday to see six Kindles join the line for tickets. Amazon's electronic readers told their fellow ticket buyers that they love Irish music and dancing. "...

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