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Funny story: Halloween - Michael Myers Breaks Silence At Last

Halloween - Michael Myers Breaks Silence At Last

Today, notorious Halloween serial killer and subject of a host of Hollywood slashfest movies, Michael Myers made his first ever public announcement. Incarcerated for the most part in the Illinois Department Of Corrections Special Unit For Psychopath...

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Funny story: Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Ninety percent of a graduating class at the exclusive St. Sodom the Dingbat boys school at Wallamaroo, Australia, have been wiped out in a retaliatory SWAT policing action while participating in a series of end of term 'burn and pillage' hi-jinx pran...

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Funny story: Munger P.I. - Part Three

Munger P.I. - Part Three

Chapter 9 Killing Me Softly...With Murder!...

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Funny story: George Bush is Ted Bundy's Evil Twin Brother

George Bush is Ted Bundy's Evil Twin Brother

Starke, Florida (IP) - DNA research conducted in the prison town, Starke, Florida (where Florida's electric chair sits idle) on serial killer Ted Bundy's body has revealed that he and George W. Bush are actually twins.

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Funny story: Serial Kitty Terrorizes New England Town

Serial Kitty Terrorizes New England Town

They call him "Mr Whiskers" .. the folks in Cumberland Maine. "It's usually the same MO" Police Chief William Radcliffe pointed out. First the devil kitty hides under or behind some object, say a box or chair, waits for his vi...

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Funny story: Plane Crashes Keep Killing Passengers

Plane Crashes Keep Killing Passengers

Caracas - The second airline crash in less than a week has confirmed investigators worst fears: Fastening your seat belt securely and putting your seat back and tray table back to their full upright position isn't going to help you whatsoever i...

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Funny story: Ward Weaver Competent

Ward Weaver Competent

Oregon City, Oregon -Ward Weaver the man accused of killing two young girls and hiding their bodies in his back yard has been found competent to stand trial. Weaver 41, whose trial has been suspended since April for psychiatric evaluation was ruled m...

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Funny story: al-Zarqawi Safe House Attacked, US Administration Feels His Pain.

al-Zarqawi Safe House Attacked, US Administration Feels His Pain.

US Forces attacked a safe house reportedly owned by Jordanian born Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, killing seven and wounding fifteen in the city of Fallujah. This is the fourth attack on al-Zarqawi's suspected safe houses in two weeks.

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Funny story: Cruise liner sinks in Sahara desert

Cruise liner sinks in Sahara desert

The world's largest passenger cruise liner QE VIII sank in the Sahara desert, possibly killing all its 20,000 crew and 50 passengers.

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Funny story: Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

An un-named man today went on an attempted killing spree in the Greater Manchester Omni centre. The centre, which was opened in 1987 by the Queen of England, was closed today to allow the police and forensic detectives to search for clues. A st...

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Funny story: People kill people in people-killing rampage

People kill people in people-killing rampage

World, Wednesday - In a shock development which has left law and order forces all over the world in turmoil, it was revealed today that some people killed some other people and then didn't own up to it.

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Funny story: Loads dead in London

Loads dead in London

A man has run into the middle of London, a typically big city, and killed everyone with a chain saw. Blood and eyes are still being cleaned off things such as dogs and monuments. Victims were heard to shout "oh God oh sweet Jesus have mercy oh...

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