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Funny story: Little Lad Was Driving Mechanical Digger

Little Lad Was Driving Mechanical Digger

We've all been shocked, at sometime in our lives, to see a motorbike flying past us with a clearly-underaged rider in the saddle, but such an experience would have paled into insignificance at the weekend, when a man saw a mechanical digger roll past…

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Funny story: Man Didn't Know Whether To Read, Or Listen To Music

Man Didn't Know Whether To Read, Or Listen To Music

There was major indecision on a large scale yesterday, when a man who was left with some free time on his hands couldn't, for the life of him, decide whether to spend the time reading a book, or listening to music. The opportunity for a couple of…

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Funny story: Camberwick Green Is Man's All-Time Favourite TV Show

Camberwick Green Is Man's All-Time Favourite TV Show

A man who rarely comments on the subject of television has come out to confess that his all-time favourite TV show was, is, and probably will always be the BBC children's animated puppet show from the 1960s, 'Camberwick Green'. Moys Kenwood, 57, c…

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Funny story: Trumpton To Change Its Name

Trumpton To Change Its Name

'Trumpton', the BBC children's programme, which depicts life in a typical, small, English town in the 1960s, is being earmarked for a change of name by the local corporation, to disassociate itself from the wacky US president, Donald J. Trump. In…

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Funny story: President Trump Rejected As Host For Children's Storytime Show

President Trump Rejected As Host For Children's Storytime Show

President Donald Trump, who had been earmarked as a host for a new Children's Storytime show after he had vacated the White House, has been rejected for the position, after children across the country said he had no credibility left. The outgoing…

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Funny story: Little Girl Has A Nasty Habit When She Goes Round To Her Friends' Houses

Little Girl Has A Nasty Habit When She Goes Round To Her Friends' Houses

Children are, after all, just children, and it's often difficult to understand them and the things they do, but a little girl has set tongues wagging in one neighborhood after it was reported that, whenever she visits her friends' houses, she likes t…

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Funny story: Are Aldi selling children?

Are Aldi selling children?

Police in Cardiff arrested a couple for trying to sell their child for £30 at an Aldi store in the town. "We were called by concerned shoppers," Sgt Mike Idsworth-Lotts told us. "When we arrived, we found the couple sitting outside the entrance to…

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Funny story: Boy is looking forward to Halloween

Boy is looking forward to Halloween

A boy in Harlesden has told his friends that he is really looking forward to Halloween this year. Billy Shrapnel, 12, said he always enjoys this time of the year, because there are two exciting events within a week of each other - Halloween and Gu…

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Funny story: Man Went On Playground Swings, And Felt Sick

Man Went On Playground Swings, And Felt Sick

A man who visited a local playground with his wife and two children, yesterday afternoon, joined them in riding on the slide and the swings, but may have swung too zealously, and ended up feeling rather sick. Moys Kenwood, 57, clapped his hands an…

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Funny story: Toddler still Toddling

Toddler still Toddling

2-year-old toddler, Brian Hammerstein, has told the world, or at least the family cat, that he plans to be still toddling in three months from now. 'Why would I want to be a grown-up?' asked Brian (a name you wouldn't associate with a toddler, but…

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Funny story: Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Sensational news coming out of the White House and number 10 Downing Street! A group of Harvard and Oxford University professors have accumulated a questionnaire for both world leaders regarding global, important matters. They also gave the same…

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Funny story: Football Riot Sparks Call For Change In Policing

Football Riot Sparks Call For Change In Policing

A major disturbance during a top football match sparked calls for improved security and policing if a repeat of the disgraceful scenes of violence was to be avoided. The incident happened way back in 1974, but I've only just remembered it. The...

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Funny story: Architect Criticized Over Horrendous City Planning

Architect Criticized Over Horrendous City Planning

Residents of a town in the mid-West, have severely criticized the work of an architect whose restructuring of their streets has left them scratching their heads in puzzlement. The architect, whose name has been withheld pending an investigation, h...

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Funny story: Boy Blew Trumpet Endlessly

Boy Blew Trumpet Endlessly

In a bizarre turn of events earlier today, it's been reported that a boy armed with a plastic trumpet blew on it so hard, and for so long, that a man who lived opposite the little bastard felt like going across the road and ramming down his throat.

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Funny story: Uno Stacko Box Is Slowly Disintegrating

Uno Stacko Box Is Slowly Disintegrating

A game used by an English teacher in Thailand to dupe his students into thinking they were enjoying their 'learning experience', has come under fire after its thin card packaging started to collapse. Uno Stacko, a Jenga-style game with the added e...

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Funny story: Child's Birthday Cake Dropped On Way Back From Shop

Child's Birthday Cake Dropped On Way Back From Shop

There was panic afoot in one couple's minds this morning when, on their way back from a shopping trip to buy their young son a birthday cake, the motorbike they were riding had a minor skirmish with another motorbike, and the aforementioned cake was...

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Funny story: Man Ordered Family Out On Military Manouevres

Man Ordered Family Out On Military Manouevres

The patience of a man who has been 'champing at the bit' to get out of his house and do something during the Coronavirus lockdown, finally snapped yesterday, when he ordered his family into 'battle fatigues', and led them on a military-style march th...

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