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Funny story: Auf Wiedersehen Pet

Auf Wiedersehen Pet

Affable and extremely likeable Gay Icon, Kevin Keegan (Kev) has today announced he will be holding a farewell concert, billed as ¨ Auf Wiedersehen Pet¨ at St James's Park on Saturday night. Kev issued a statement ¨I love Newcastle United, I really...

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Funny story: Kevin Keegan: Business As Usual

Kevin Keegan: Business As Usual

After yesterday's shenanigans on Tyneside, and the uncertainty over whether Kevin Keegan had been sacked or had walked out, it emerged today that absolutely NOTHING had happened, and Mr Keegan will report for work as usual this morning. Fans conve...

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Funny story: Keegan Sacked Over Joey Barton Birthday Party

Keegan Sacked Over Joey Barton Birthday Party

Kevin Keegan, the sacked Newcastle United manager, lost his job over his loyalty in jailed midfielder Joey Barton, it has been claimed, with the Messiah having organised a birthday party for the Scouse lout this morning. Barton, 26 today, recently...

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Funny story: Kevin Keegan: Man City Purchase "The Most Significant Football Event In The Last 1000 Years"

Kevin Keegan: Man City Purchase "The Most Significant Football Event In The Last 1000 Years"

The £100million purchase of Manchester City by the Saudi Royal family is the most significant event in football of the last 1000 years. That's the opinion of the Newcastle United boss Kevin Keegan, who is a bit barmy. Keegan was reacting to yester...

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Funny story: Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Obafemi Martins, the Newcastle United centre forward, revealed this morning that he is to compete as a gymnast in next year's World Championships, after his superb display of tumbling at Old Trafford yesterday. Martins scored the opening goal in t...

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Funny story: Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Newcastle Messiah, Kevin Keegan is finalising plans to have eight Egyptian camels brought to Newcastle for pre season training.

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Funny story: Joey Barton Turns To God

Joey Barton Turns To God

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United and England boxer, is a reformed character and, according to his manager, Sir Kevin Keegan, has "turned to God".

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Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Title Race Was The Most Boringest Ever, Says Keegan

Manchester United/Chelsea Title Race Was The Most Boringest Ever, Says Keegan

The Premiership title race between Chelsea and Manchester United was the most boring thing that has ever happened in the history of sporting events, says excitable Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan.

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Funny story: Keegan Quits Newcastle

Keegan Quits Newcastle

Kevin Keegan, one of the most charismatic of soccer managers, has sensationally resigned from Newcastle United, the English Premier League club he has served for just over three month's.

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Funny story: Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Kevin Keegan, the King of Tyneside, will be sacked from his other position as manager of Newcastle United after next weekend's defeat at the hands of lowly Fulham, who don't even warrant a se...

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Funny story: Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

After his dismal series of results as manager, Newcastle United directors are set to nail Kevin Keegan to the goal at the Gallowgate end of St James Park in the hope this will resurrect their season.

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Funny story: Keegan Runs Away Again

Keegan Runs Away Again

It has been strongly suggested today via various sources that Newcastle United manager and former England supremo Kevin Keegan, has run away.

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Funny story: Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Kevin Keegan, the beleaguered Newcastle United manager, is on his way out of St James' Park, according to sources at the club, and could be sacked as early as next week, if he hasn't already done a ru...

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Funny story: Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon.

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Funny story: Keegan Donates Kidney to Disabled Fan

Keegan Donates Kidney to Disabled Fan

Newcastle Utd, one of the biggest football clubs in the world ever to have suffered such disappointment in a Premier League season, have been buoyed by the selflessness of their manager, the Right Reverend Kevin Keegan.

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Funny story: Freddie Shepherd Signs for Newcastle

Freddie Shepherd Signs for Newcastle

In a shock move designed to shore up Newcastle's leaking defence, Kevin Keegan has signed ace centre back Freddie Shepherd (63).

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Funny story: Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Newcastle United have taken the unlikely step of appointing Leeds United manager Dennis Wise as the Director of Football at St James Park, a move that is certain to raise a few eyebrows on Tyneside. Wise, who in the 1980s, famously helped vandalis...

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