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Funny story: Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

When it comes to speed dials and cell phones, the tin can with string will do just fine for Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen. Once the reason Garnett came to Boston to play with the Celtics, Ray Allen jumped ship and swam to Miami over the off-season.

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Funny story: Bromance Blossoms Between Shorty and KG

Bromance Blossoms Between Shorty and KG

According to reports and interviews from Celtics principal owner Wyc Grousbeck after the Ray Allen debacle this week, Kevin Garnett came to Boston because he wanted to play with Ray Allen five years earlier. However, he stayed after five years becau...

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Funny story: Kevin Garnett To Be Celtic for Life

Kevin Garnett To Be Celtic for Life

With the reported deal to sign a contract with the Boston Celtics for three years, many Boston basketball fans see a new contract for Kevin Garnett's services as a life sentence. Though Kevin Garnett will not be showing up at the contract signing...

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Funny story: Kevin Garnett: No Shades of Gray in His Retirement Picture

Kevin Garnett: No Shades of Gray in His Retirement Picture

Boston Celtic star Kevin Garnett has found a fountain of youth somewhere, according to friends like Kendrick Perkins and Shorty Rondo. Seventeen years in the NBA would turn a man to dust, but not the amazing Mr. Garnett. He became the Boston Celti...

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Funny story: Kevin Garnett Plays It Close to the Vest-and Heart

Kevin Garnett Plays It Close to the Vest-and Heart

If you want to know what Rajon Rondo is thinking, ask OKC Thunder center Kendrick Perkins what he is thinking. If you want to know what Kevin Garnett is thinking, ask his former Timberwolves coach Flip Saunders who worked the postseason as a speci...

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Funny story: Big Ticket & Big Papi Find the Fountain of Youth

Big Ticket & Big Papi Find the Fountain of Youth

David Ortiz and Kevin Garnett have been friends since their lonely and losing days in Minnesota, Ortiz with the Twins and Garnett with the Timberwolves. Each found redemption in the escape to Boston. Ortiz told Garnett that Boston may not be th...

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Funny story: Boston Mayor Malaprop Mouths Off at the Celtics

Boston Mayor Malaprop Mouths Off at the Celtics

Boston's Mayor Thomas Mumbles Menino has fractured the Boston sports scene yet again with his unique brand of enunciating for world of championship athletes. Mrs. Malaprop had nothing on Mayor Mumbles Mintendo. A big fan of winning teams and victo...

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Funny story: No Horsing Around: Paul Pierce is on Bronco Garnett

No Horsing Around: Paul Pierce is on Bronco Garnett

Paul Pierce said it: "We're gonna ride Kevin Garnett all the way." Hi-yo, Silver, away! The winning Big Ticket has become the "Rocking Horse Winner." Not since Troy has there been such excitement over a giant gift to the fans. As we reca...

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Funny story: Every Game with the Celtics is an Old Timers Game

Every Game with the Celtics is an Old Timers Game

We expect that Rajon Rondo will read the classic, ageless poem entitled "Rime of the Ancient Mariner," at Kevin Garnett's 36th birthday party next week. We are not sure if Rajon Rondo (with his Nikon D 3600) has already shot the albatross hanging...

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Funny story: Kevin Garnett Throws Boston Media into Golden Pond

Kevin Garnett Throws Boston Media into Golden Pond

Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett won (for the second time) the Red Auerbach Award on Wednesday night for the 2011-12 season. He deserved it. Later, in the locker room he ripped the Boston media to shreds. KG tends to hold a grudge longer t...

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Funny story: Kevin Garnett Does Not Live on Golden Pond

Kevin Garnett Does Not Live on Golden Pond

Since being moved to play a position he detests, Kevin Garnett of the Boston Celtics has been playing like a young pup. No matter where he plays, KG always resembles a young whelp. After spearheading another Celtic victory, the kingpin and centerp...

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