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Funny story: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16 year old younger sister of Pop tart Britney Spears, made a double announcement today. First, she is pregnant by her 19 year old live-in boyfriend (no statutory rape charges are pending at this time). Second, she is going t...

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Funny story: Judge orders Britney not to drive with her kids in the car; also, orders her not to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time

Judge orders Britney not to drive with her kids in the car; also, orders her not to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time

Los Angeles, California - After the judge saw the video tape of Britney running a red light with her kids in the car with her, he ordered Britney not to drive her kids around anymore, although she maybe present in the same vehicle with them. Britney...

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Funny story: Britney goes cold turkey for Thanksgiving: her and the kids have a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jelly beans

Britney goes cold turkey for Thanksgiving: her and the kids have a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jelly beans

Hollywood, California - As per her court order, Britney spent Thanksgiving morning with her kids. However, not having the time to prepare and cook the traditional bird for Thanksgiving dinner, having only a few hours to spend with them, Britney turne...

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Funny story: Britney Strikes Back! She hires her own private dick to dig up the dirt on K-Fed and find his career

Britney Strikes Back! She hires her own private dick to dig up the dirt on K-Fed and find his career

Hollywood, California - Fed up with K-Fed's private dick poking about in her face, digging deep into her most private affairs, putting the screws on her, snooping around her back door, Britney decided to hire one of her own and do the same to K-F...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Amidst jeers and taunts of "Scab!" and "Union-buster!" several dozen writers for TheSpoof.com crossed the picket lines set up by members of the Writers Guild of America. The Spoof writers have not chosen to join the Writers Guild...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition

It has been confirmed by a leading US medical expert, that Britney Spears, the former pop star, has a serious medical condition which prevents her from removing her sunglasses.

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Funny story: Carl's Jr. restaurant to name new hamburger after Britney Spears: "The Britney (not so) Famous Star"; other fast-food chains to follow

Carl's Jr. restaurant to name new hamburger after Britney Spears: "The Britney (not so) Famous Star"; other fast-food chains to follow

Los Angeles, California - After Britney dropped off her kids at a Carl's Jr. fast-food restaurant chain, Carl's Jr. executives have gone into overdrive trying to brainstorm on how to capitalize on all the free publicity. Recently they turned...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

A Los Angeles judge ordered Pop Princess Britney Spears to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline due to "habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol." While this is not the permanent custody...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and K-Fed Back Together?

Britney Spears and K-Fed Back Together?

Reliable inside sources say Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are giving peace a chance. Britney has decided life without Kevin Federline is more out of control than life with Kevin. That being the case she is considering getting back with him.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears has announced that, from October, her fan club will no longer operate. This is due, almost entirely, to the fact that she no longer has any fans.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Make Comeback

Britney Spears' Vagina To Make Comeback

Britney Spears, that well-known diva of the pop world, is to come out of retirement, and has said that her vagina will be at the forefront of her new act.

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Funny story: Londoners respond to Britney's invasion of their beloved city; Sir Elton John extends his assistance in this time of crisis

Londoners respond to Britney's invasion of their beloved city; Sir Elton John extends his assistance in this time of crisis

London, England - Some say Britney is trying to run away from K-Fed; others that she is running back into the arms Justin (whom they say she secretly wants away from Madonna); still other's say it is all of the above. Whatever the cause for the m...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Claims Virginity Again

Britney Spears Claims Virginity Again

Britney Spears, who claimed virginity up through her marriage to ex-husband Kevin Federline, has publically declared that she is once again a virgin. Stating that she is chaste, moral, and pure in her life and not a "skanky ho," Spears said that she...

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Funny story: Britney Spears endorses new Karaoke 3000 series machine by Sony

Britney Spears endorses new Karaoke 3000 series machine by Sony

Tokyo, Japan - Sony executive were pleased to announce that had just signed on Britney Spears as their leading endorser of their new 3000 series Karaoke machine today. Britney was supposed to roll out there new product line at a live music concert wi...

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Funny story: Eating Cancer may be the only Cure for Popazao Fever

Eating Cancer may be the only Cure for Popazao Fever

LOS ANGELES - With new release of his smash hit single PopoZ√£o topping the charts in the North Pole and Neverland, Kevin Federline has finally emerged as a force to reckon with in the music industry. His "Jamaican rump shaker" beats are su...

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Funny story: Kevin Federline to marry Paris Hilton?

Kevin Federline to marry Paris Hilton?

Musician and celebrity Kevin Federline goes through a hard time in his life ever since his divorce with Britney Spears.

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Funny story: NJ Terror Suspects Blame Federline

NJ Terror Suspects Blame Federline

Two of the terror suspects in the recent FBI sting operation confessed today, admitting to various plans to conduct terror attacks and also to the substantial steps they had taken towards carrying out their plots. The two, who are brothers, asserted...

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