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Funny story: Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona looks quite good in a bikini swimsuit. She admits that she has managed to lose quite a bit of weight within the past few months but she is still somewhat upset with herself. The former singer with the all-girl band A...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Caught Playing With Her Lover, Adam Waldron's Shuttlecock

Kerry Katona Caught Playing With Her Lover, Adam Waldron's Shuttlecock

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona was showing off her fine-looking body while wearing a red bikini in the romantic city of Marbella Spain, a town noted for producing more fighting bulls than any other city in Europe. Katona certainly was not shy abou...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona in "no news" shock

Kerry Katona in "no news" shock

British huge titted mentalist, Kerry Katona last night revealed that she had not acted in a newsworthy way for over a week. "I don't know how it happened," she simpered to the one remaining British reporter with any sympathy left towards her. "...

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Funny story: Mark Croft: I'll show Kerry Katona sex tapes to judge

Mark Croft: I'll show Kerry Katona sex tapes to judge

Ex-Atomic Kitten, and ex-face of Iceland, Kerry Katona pleaded with ex-husband, Mark Croft, not to show the world the naughty sex tapes that he made during their time together. The two are engaged in a bitter custody battle for their children, and...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Was it bad planning or a publicity stunt, but this morning on the street outside Riverside hotel in London Kerry Katona was coming out as Katie Price was going in. Kerry Katona is currently wooing Katie Price's ex-husband, Peter Andre, which has a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock, Cheryl Cole, and Kerry Katona To Star in "Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg?"

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock, Cheryl Cole, and Kerry Katona To Star in "Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg?"

LONDON - Noted Italian producer Bellanino Terrabini has announced that he will begin filming on his latest ocean going epic, Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg? in late May. Terrabini says that he is really looking forward to working with one of the...

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Funny story: "I spent Kerry's millions"

"I spent Kerry's millions"

Mark Croft the 'easy to like' ex of Kerry Katona today admitted to what we all knew being that he spent most of Kerry's money. "Ok I admit it I spent all the money on booze, drugs and parties but now all I want is my kids," was his heartfelt plea!...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona, Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan Arrange London Pub Crawl

Kerry Katona, Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan Arrange London Pub Crawl

Media darlings Kerry Katona, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have made tentative arrangements to get together for a girly day out in London. Drinking to excess, in all probability. The trio have arranged to meet in the 'Insane Bargee' pub in L...

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Funny story: Katie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon To Call Peter Andre - Alex Reid Furious, Kerry Katona In Tears

Katie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon To Call Peter Andre - Alex Reid Furious, Kerry Katona In Tears

Katie Price has sensationally withdrawn from the London Marathon, after fears that she may have to spend anything up to four hours without calling ex-husband Peter Andre were confirmed by race organisers. Katie has reportedly been calling Andre up...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney: Kerry Katona Will Once Again Perform In Atomic Kitten

Sir Paul McCartney: Kerry Katona Will Once Again Perform In Atomic Kitten

LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney was sitting in The Bloomin' Bee's Knees Blue Brass Pub in Bromley when he was asked about the rumor that Kerry Katona will be rejoining the all-girl trio Atomic Kitten. Macca, who is good friends with Katona, put down h...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Cross fighting cage dresser Alex Reid has finally broken his silence over wife, Katie Price's alleged lingering affection for Greco-Aussie hard man with a soft centre, and ex-husband Peter Andre. Reid flatly denied that he and Katie Price would be...

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Funny story: Peter Andre in new love triangle twist

Peter Andre in new love triangle twist

Rumours are circulating regarding a love triangle between Peter Andre, Susan Boyle and ex-Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona, famous for her love of large quantities of frozen foods and fad diets. According to our sources Peter was caught climbing out of...

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Funny story: Katie Price So Heartbroken Over Peter Andre's Upcoming Iceland Wedding She Slaps OAP

Katie Price So Heartbroken Over Peter Andre's Upcoming Iceland Wedding She Slaps OAP

Katie Price did little to enhance her tarnished reputation Friday when she slapped an Old Age Pensioner over a parking bay dispute outside a Brighton store. An argument broke out when a man protested at Price's occupation of a disabled parking spa...

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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider Accident Produces 10,000 Atomic Kittens!

Large Hadron Collider Accident Produces 10,000 Atomic Kittens!

During another attempt at recreating the 'Big Bang' scientists at the underground facility poked the physics poodle the result being the cloning of Kerry Katona. Before the horror ended over 10,000 of the bi-polar big tittied addicts had spilled over...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding Left Dazed And Confused By Kerry Katona - Peter Andre Affair

Sarah Harding Left Dazed And Confused By Kerry Katona - Peter Andre Affair

Members of Sarah Harding's 'Inner Circle' revealed exclusively to us today that the Girls Aloud bikini-babe with acting aspirations has all but given up on being selected as a target by internet malingerers masquerading as satirists. One confided...

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Funny story: Scientist proves Kerry Katona doesn't actually exist

Scientist proves Kerry Katona doesn't actually exist

The whole world celebrated today as it was announced that Kerry Katona is nothing but a figment of everyone's imagination, just like that annoying opera singing c*nt off the Go Compare adverts. All those tabloid headlines about breakdowns, bankrup...

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Funny story: Katie Price: I'm Better Than Kerry Katona

Katie Price: I'm Better Than Kerry Katona

Busty beauty Katie Price, has today lashed out at her ex-husband Peter Andre posing for photos in glossy celebrity magazines with his friend Kerry Katona. Katona, who recently signed with the same management and legal team as Andre, has been to se...

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