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Funny story: Rest In Peace Kermit

Rest In Peace Kermit

It has been a sad day for the muppets especially Ms.Piggy. Kermit J. Frog has died silently in his home today of the H1N1 virus. He was surrounded by his newly wed Ms. Piggy and his best friend Fozzie Bear and the rest of his muppet friends. He was f...

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Funny story: Dad claims Kermit 'exposed' himself

Dad claims Kermit 'exposed' himself

KERMIT THE FROG, the lovable green hero of TV's The Muppets, has been a family favorite for years. But in claims likely to stun fans, the star has been accused of 'exposing his penis' to children. Bobby-Lee Broke, an unemployed father of two fr...

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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck's Boiled Frog Incident Blamed On Chronic Dry Eye Condition

Glenn Beck's Boiled Frog Incident Blamed On Chronic Dry Eye Condition

Washington, DC - "Glenn just didn't see that it was a live frog he grabbed out of the tank and tossed into a pot of boiling water," said a co-producer of the Glenn Beck TV show at a press conference called to explain Glenn Beck's actions that so shoc...

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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Caught Hung In Miss Piggy, Live On Kid's Show

Kermit The Frog Caught Hung In Miss Piggy, Live On Kid's Show

Kermit The Frog was embarrassed to death Monday morning when backstage he got hung up on Miss Piggy and Fozzie knocked down the stage set right in front of the cameras, which quickly cut away. "This is worse than the Janet Jackson Super Bowl halt...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Source Uncovered

Swine Flu Source Uncovered

The world was stunned today when it was revealed that the outbreak of swine flu could be traced back to a single source. Kermit The Frog. The world famous TV presenter, actor, singer and global green icon was found to have first contracted the new...

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Funny story: Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy, actress and star of television, stage, and screen, has become the first celebrity victim of the Swine Flu Epidemic. The 39 year old actress passed away at Hollywood Hills Hospital surrounded by family, friends, and a representative from...

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Funny story: Chairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!

Chairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!

Chairman of United Widgets PLC "Dancing Derek Doublenose" and his faithful Chauffeur Terry today arrived at their office in the city dressed as Kermit and Miss Piggy after following incorrect advice from Security to come "In fancy dress" today. Mr...

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Funny story: Kermit and Greenpeace clash on being green

Kermit and Greenpeace clash on being green

Kermit the Frog has stunned his fans with claims that it isn't easy being green. His views have come as no surprise to fans of The Muppet Show. In a separate move, radical Greenpeace protesters have sailed the Gazguzzler, their massive former...

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Funny story: Kermit the Frog to join the Dark Side

Kermit the Frog to join the Dark Side

News from the death star is that beloved Muppet Kermit the Frog has joined the dark side. The hero to many who grew up in the late 1970's and early 1980's is now serving alongside Darth Vader, and Mr Burns from The Simpsons.

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Funny story: Al Gore - get of my band-wagon says Kermit the Frog

Al Gore - get of my band-wagon says Kermit the Frog

Fractious Muppet Kermit the Frog, uncle of Robin, and lover of Miss Piggy is suing Al Gore for copyright infringement.

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Funny story: Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Longtime celebrity, and out-spoken American icon Miss Piggy, has unveiled startling news.

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Funny story: Kermit kidnapped by French Terrorists

Kermit kidnapped by French Terrorists

PARIS, FRANCE - 04/06/07. Muppet fans around the world were shocked today to learn that Hollywood legend, Kermit the Frog has been kidnapped by French Terrorist Group, Grenouilles Sans Crainte (Frogs Without Fear). At this current time, no ransom dem...

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Funny story: Kermit The Frog is Running for President

Kermit The Frog is Running for President

Kermit the Frog announced on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno that he is running for president on the Green Party ticket. He knows that winning the presidency will be hard since he is running a Green Party candidate and although the green party is n...

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Funny story: Kermit The Frog "I could be Dannielynn's father!"

Kermit The Frog "I could be Dannielynn's father!"

February 8th 2007 was indeed a sad day around the world. Former Playboy bunny Anna Nicole Smith was found unconscious at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. CPR was administered and paramedics arrived shortly after. Anna Nicole Smith was pron...

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Funny story: Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

NICK-AT-NITE, CA-Kermit the Frog celebrated his fiftieth birthday this week and his fellow Muppets are outraged at the posh party thrown for the fun-loving frog and children's television icon. Why are they so mad? They weren't invited to the puppet p...

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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Assassinated.

Kermit The Frog Assassinated.

April 30, 2004 (Minneapolis, MN) -...

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