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Funny story: Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

King Kenny Dalglish is all set to rock the football world to its foundations with a shock double transfer swoop, with the focus on Tottenham, and bitter rivals Manchester United. King Kenny has apparently authorised club officials to enter into ne...

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Funny story: Anfield Revival Still On Track Despite Tottenham Defeat Says King Kenny

Anfield Revival Still On Track Despite Tottenham Defeat Says King Kenny

Kenny Dalglish was last night insisting that his Anfield revival is still very much on track, despite the Reds going down 2-0 at Anfield to Tottenham Hotspur. A cracking first half volley from Rafa Van Der Vaart, and a second half penalty conversi...

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Funny story: Dalglish Richly Deserves His New Three-Year Anfield Contract

Dalglish Richly Deserves His New Three-Year Anfield Contract

Kenny Dalglish has signed a new three-year contract at Liverpool. Anfield bosses were so happy with his performance in the caretaker role he had occupied since January that they had no hesitation in offering him the new contract. Dalglish took...

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Funny story: Dalglish To Be Crowned King Kenny

Dalglish To Be Crowned King Kenny

Liverpool FC's owners are flying to Merseyside to finalise Kenny Dalglish's coronation. Chairman Tom Werner and principal owner John Henry hope to crown their man in time for Sunday's clash with Spurs. Talks with the caretaker boss have been co...

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Funny story: Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Steven Gerrard won't be knocked down. He told reporters that Liverpool is definitely on the way back up. Obviously if Manchester United do win the cup this season it will mean a 19th title for them over Liverpool's 18. Gerrard was holding back...

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Funny story: King Kenny Wants His Perch Back

King Kenny Wants His Perch Back

According to sources, 'King' Kenny Dalglish is privately furious that Manchester United are all set to overhaul Liverpool's tally of 18 League Titles, and has sent an angry text to Sir Alex Ferguson demanding his perch back. Old Trafford insiders...

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