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Funny story: Ken Livingstone - "Boris Is My Baby" Shock!

Ken Livingstone - "Boris Is My Baby" Shock!

The London Today TV programme today revealed that London's Mayor, Ken Livingstone, has fathered five children by three different women.

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Funny story: Livingstone denies My-Lean Ass is his daughter

Livingstone denies My-Lean Ass is his daughter

London - (Ass Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone has denied that pianist and former Hear'Say pop singer Myleene Klass is his daughter.

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Funny story: London Mayor Caught With Pants Down

London Mayor Caught With Pants Down

Sources close to London mayor Ken Livingstone have admitted today that his position is fast becoming untenable after he was photographed with his underpants around his ankles in a public convenience near City Hall.

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Funny story: Madonna Says: "Red Ken Forces Me to Walk Like an Egyptian!"

Madonna Says: "Red Ken Forces Me to Walk Like an Egyptian!"

Madonna has attacked "Red" Ken Livingstone for the gridlock, congestion and pollution caused by the green Mayor's congestion charge.

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Funny story: M25 to become a Lazy River

M25 to become a Lazy River

Ken Livingstone, the Mayor of London, today announced that he is to back a feasibility study into the possible transformation of London's infamous ring road, the M25, into a lazy river more normally found in amusement parks.

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Funny story: Ken Livingstone declares himself King of London and calls off elections

Ken Livingstone declares himself King of London and calls off elections

Ken Livingstone, prior to today the Mayor of London, has taken the dramatic step of declaring himself king of London and calling off the upcoming mayoral elections.

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Funny story: Ken Livingstone's sperm donation from developer

Ken Livingstone's sperm donation from developer

London - (Rotters): An official probe has revealed London mayor Ken Livingstone received a secret sperm donation from a convicted fraudster property developer keen to see his erection tower over St Paul's.

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Funny story: Cash for pubs to become more masturbation-friendly

Cash for pubs to become more masturbation-friendly

The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.

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Funny story: Porsche, Lamborghini, Bentley, Ferrari, Mercedez-Benz etc take on Mayor Livingstone

Porsche, Lamborghini, Bentley, Ferrari, Mercedez-Benz etc take on Mayor Livingstone

London - (Psychotic Mayor of London Mess): Luxury car manufacturers have clubbed together to nail delusional psychotic gangster and Mayor of London Ken Livingstone after his latest outburst of congestion charge egomania claptrap.

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Funny story: 100 homeless crack dealers petition Mayor after Camden fire

100 homeless crack dealers petition Mayor after Camden fire

Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone is being petitioned for a £££ handout by some 100 crack den owners who lost their homes and livelihoods during the weekend's blaze at Camden Lock.

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Funny story: Houses of Parliament to be demolished to make way for car park

Houses of Parliament to be demolished to make way for car park

The Mayor of London, Ken Deadstone, has slapped a demolition order on the Houses of Parliament as preparations for the 2012 London Olympics are already under way.

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Funny story: No Bong Hits for Big Ben this Year!

No Bong Hits for Big Ben this Year!

In a shock report in 'Campanologists Weekly', it has been revealed that the famous 'Big Ben', used for well over a century to ring in the New Year will be silent.

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Funny story: Cops probe Mayor Livingstone's crack dealing arrangements

Cops probe Mayor Livingstone's crack dealing arrangements

City Hole - (Bas Ass Mess): Mayor Ken Livingstone's right hand man Lee Jaspa is the top suspect in the disappearance of £2,500,000 of London taxpayers' funds which are suspected of having been turned into a lucrative crack cocaine dealing ven...

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Funny story: Backlash Against Recycling Bin Expansion

Backlash Against Recycling Bin Expansion

London Mayor Ken Lovingbone outlined plans yesterday for an expansion of the current recycling arrangements over all London.

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Funny story: Boris Goes For Mayor - Ken Laughs Out Loud

Boris Goes For Mayor - Ken Laughs Out Loud

Boris Johnson has tossed his hat into the ring as possible candidate for London Mayor, causing "Red" Ken Livingstone to choke on his jellied eels today.

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Funny story: Manchester Olympics nearing reality

Manchester Olympics nearing reality

An email from Ken Livingstone to the Olympic Delivery Authority has been leaked to TheSpoof.com. The recent renaming of the thoroughfare leading to the new Wembley Stadium from "Wembley Way" to "Olympic Way" gives warning of a pla...

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Funny story: Ken Livingstone was Skeletor in previous life

Ken Livingstone was Skeletor in previous life

London - Today London Mayor woke up bored journalists at his hourly press conference by revealing that in a previous life he was employed as Skeletor in the masters of the Universe fighting on behalf of all that is bad and working against the treache...

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