The London Today TV programme today revealed that London's Mayor, Ken Livingstone, has fathered five children by three different women.
London - (Ass Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone has denied that pianist and former Hear'Say pop singer Myleene Klass is his daughter.
Sources close to London mayor Ken Livingstone have admitted today that his position is fast becoming untenable after he was photographed with his underpants around his ankles in a public convenience near City Hall.
Madonna has attacked "Red" Ken Livingstone for the gridlock, congestion and pollution caused by the green Mayor's congestion charge.
Ken Livingstone, the Mayor of London, today announced that he is to back a feasibility study into the possible transformation of London's infamous ring road, the M25, into a lazy river more normally found in amusement parks.
Ken Livingstone, prior to today the Mayor of London, has taken the dramatic step of declaring himself king of London and calling off the upcoming mayoral elections.
London - (Rotters): An official probe has revealed London mayor Ken Livingstone received a secret sperm donation from a convicted fraudster property developer keen to see his erection tower over St Paul's.
The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.
London - (Psychotic Mayor of London Mess): Luxury car manufacturers have clubbed together to nail delusional psychotic gangster and Mayor of London Ken Livingstone after his latest outburst of congestion charge egomania claptrap.
Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone is being petitioned for a £££ handout by some 100 crack den owners who lost their homes and livelihoods during the weekend's blaze at Camden Lock.
The Mayor of London, Ken Deadstone, has slapped a demolition order on the Houses of Parliament as preparations for the 2012 London Olympics are already under way.
In a shock report in 'Campanologists Weekly', it has been revealed that the famous 'Big Ben', used for well over a century to ring in the New Year will be silent.
City Hole - (Bas Ass Mess): Mayor Ken Livingstone's right hand man Lee Jaspa is the top suspect in the disappearance of £2,500,000 of London taxpayers' funds which are suspected of having been turned into a lucrative crack cocaine dealing ven...
London Mayor Ken Lovingbone outlined plans yesterday for an expansion of the current recycling arrangements over all London.
Boris Johnson has tossed his hat into the ring as possible candidate for London Mayor, causing "Red" Ken Livingstone to choke on his jellied eels today.
An email from Ken Livingstone to the Olympic Delivery Authority has been leaked to TheSpoof.com. The recent renaming of the thoroughfare leading to the new Wembley Stadium from "Wembley Way" to "Olympic Way" gives warning of a pla...
London - Today London Mayor woke up bored journalists at his hourly press conference by revealing that in a previous life he was employed as Skeletor in the masters of the Universe fighting on behalf of all that is bad and working against the treache...
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