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Funny story: President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…

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Funny story: The Lincoln Project – Our Goal is Getting President Bone Spurs the Heck out of the White House

The Lincoln Project – Our Goal is Getting President Bone Spurs the Heck out of the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The biggest thorn in Trump’s side is not the ghost of Stormy Daniels, or little Claudia Conway, or even Don Lemon. The biggest, most boisterous, anti-Trump organization in the entire country is The Lincoln Project, who many say…

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Funny story: Claudia Conway to Write a Tell-All Book About President Trump

Claudia Conway to Write a Tell-All Book About President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The daughter of Kellyanne and George Conway has just signed a multi-million dollar deal, for a tell-all-book on President Trump. The tentative title is "Donald J. Trump Bounced Me On His Knee Way Too Many Times". Claudia has…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports filtering out of the George and Kellyanne Conway household, state that Kellyanne is totally stressed out over her daughter’s verbal attacks on POTUS. Claudia Conway, stated that the "Pied Piper of the Potomac" has about…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Comes Out as An Anti-Trumper

Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Comes Out as An Anti-Trumper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The woman who is Donald Trump’s chief counselor and adviser has just admitted that her own daughter can not stand President Trump, and thinks he is an evil sub-human being. Claudia Conway, has stated that she loves her mom, but…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

MULE KICK, Alabama – An official with President Trump’s campaign team has informed Fox News that Trump’s MAGA rally in Alabama has been cancelled, and not due to the weather. The President is extremely mad and upset that only 51 tickets had been s…

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Funny story: President Trump is Furious That 187 Feet of the Border Wall Was Painted Black

President Trump is Furious That 187 Feet of the Border Wall Was Painted Black

CALEXICO, California – President Donald Trump has inspected a section of his big beautiful wall that Mexico will be paying for, ahhh, sometime in 2025 maybe. A Border Patrol agent, who drove him along the wall, said that POTUS asked him why they h…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...

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Funny story: President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump recently met with his top advisers, Kellyanne Conway, Ivanka Trump, and Cyrus Monongahela, in the secondary Oval Office. He told them that, as he was non-stop tweeting at 3:45 am, he had a visionary vision about him...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Fears That Her Daddy May Have The Coronavirus

Ivanka Trump Fears That Her Daddy May Have The Coronavirus

BALTIMORE – The first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was in Baltimore visiting one of her favorite cousins this week. She was asked by reporters how she was feeling. She softly asked "Why, what have you heard?" One reporter said that most of the media...

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Funny story: Part II: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth

Part II: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth

In the first part of this piece, I discussed a possible Democratic response to a Republican narrative that asserts that, unlike “Grabby Joe Biden”, Donald Trump has not been accused of sexual misconduct while in public office. The Democratic counter...

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Funny story: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

U.S. politics have been a bit more civil than usual over the past several weeks, but that will change dramatically as the November election approaches. Furthermore, the credible sexual assault charges that have been made against Joe Biden will chang...

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Funny story: The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. – POTUS really had the White House news media jumping as he showed them an exercise in Ficklism 101. "The Pied Piper of The Potomac" said emphatically that the Coronavirus Task Force was over, and that it had left the building, ju...

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Funny story: In An Effort To Try and Get Some Black Votes Trump Announces He Will Be Renaming the Black Hills

In An Effort To Try and Get Some Black Votes Trump Announces He Will Be Renaming the Black Hills

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports filtering out of the White House are saying that the president is very concerned about his extreme lack of popularity with the African-American voters. The Daily Wind just released a poll stating that, among all eligible...

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Funny story: A Leading Disinfectant Company Says Please, Please, Please Do Not Listen To President Trump

A Leading Disinfectant Company Says Please, Please, Please Do Not Listen To President Trump

CLEVELAND, Ohio – The Duchess Disinfecting Company has stated that their cleaning products are powerful cleaning disinfectants and they should never, ever be ingested orally or otherwise. The company’s Chief Director of Public Relations, Olivia Ti...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Harvard University It Better Return The $9 Milllion Emergency Relief Check Within 48 Hours

President Trump Tells Harvard University It Better Return The $9 Milllion Emergency Relief Check Within 48 Hours

WASHINGTON, D.C. – White House insiders say that the president is fit to be tied over the fact that Harvard University received a huge government check. When he first learned about the money given to one of the wealthiest universities in the world...

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