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Funny story: The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has a lot of viewers of the top rated reality show American Idol up in arms, the shows producers have sent in-house memos to three of the remaining six contestants that they need to lose some weight. The shows producer...

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Funny story: The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Kelly Clarkson, the very first winner on American Idol performed before a sold-out crowd at The Nicotine Stained Ashtray Auditorium in Raleigh. After the concert she spoke backstage with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

HOLLYWOOD - The very first winner of American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has told AI host Ryan Seacrest that he needs to tell his fellow Georgia peach that she needs to stop dressing like a backwoods hillbilly. Clarkson said that she came very close to...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Los Angeles appearing on several local morning shows when he was asked if he had seen the American Idol finale show. He answered that he had. He was asked who he had picked to win. He said...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson's Hit Song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" Hits #1

Kelly Clarkson's Hit Song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Kelly Clarkson was in town to sing the National Anthem at a Chicago Cubs games when she was asked about her most recent song. Clarkson, beamed with pride, as she said that her song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" went from being numb...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Blames Her Weight Gain on Record Mogul Clive Davis

Kelly Clarkson Blames Her Weight Gain on Record Mogul Clive Davis

EAU CLAIRE, Wisconsin - Kelly Clarkson's personal hair stylist Jose of San Jose has revealed that the Texas songstress has been very depressed of late. José, as his Hispanic friends refer to him, was with Clarkson while she accepted a life time ac...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says Everyone Better Stop Saying She's Fat Or Else She'll Never Sing Again

Kelly Clarkson Says Everyone Better Stop Saying She's Fat Or Else She'll Never Sing Again

MINOT, North Dakota - The winner of the very first season on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson performed at Minot's The Damn It's Cold Palace Arena before a near sellout crowd. Kelly was asked after her performance why she would have a black rap band...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black

Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Kelly Clarkson, who was the very first American Idol winner, was in Natchez performing at a concert in The When Dem Cotton Balls Get Rotten Convention Center. And as always the gal from Texas put on quite a performance. She...

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Funny story: Clarkson almost tops UK charts

Clarkson almost tops UK charts

The world of rap music was today celebrating its newest sensation with the unexpected success of Jeremy Clarkson's debut album. Songs featured on The Best Rap Album....In the World include Top Gear, where the petrolhead sings about an encounter w...

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Funny story: Clarkson Makes US Chart History

Clarkson Makes US Chart History

All round entertainer Jeremy Clarkson has made the highest entry on a debut single in the US charts. His single, Your Life Would Suck Without Me, entered the number one slot after it was downloaded by over a billion Americans. Clarkson, a long-...

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Funny story: Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Los Angeles: American Idol contestant and future American Idol David Awwww-chuleta has already won many talent contests, regional as well as national, but the 17 year old still seems to be unaccustomed to all the media attention tha...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson urges Pope Benedict to stop stalking her

Kelly Clarkson urges Pope Benedict to stop stalking her

Original American Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson has written an open letter to show business paper Vanity urging Pope Benedict XVI to cease his constant following of her.

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Commits Industry Suicide

Kelly Clarkson Commits Industry Suicide

Looks like Kelly Clarkson has committed music industry hari-kari by biting the hand that fed her. Kelly, after two successful CD's has become the all knowing, all-powerful OZ. From being a waitress to best selling music artist has transformed her...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Cancels Tour in Support of Paris Hilton

Kelly Clarkson Cancels Tour in Support of Paris Hilton

American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson announced today that she would cancel her summer tour. While initial reports suggested that this was due to low ticket sales, Clarkson said at a press conference that she decided on this to show so...

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