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Funny story: Amy Winehouse face appears on kebab pitta bread

Amy Winehouse face appears on kebab pitta bread

London - A Delancey Street kebab take-away owner was gobsmacked this weekend after an image of Amy Winehouse's face popped up on some pitta he was toasting. Costas Parasitidis said the spooky cameo appeared suddenly the moment he heard about Wineh...

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Funny story: How To Make The Perfect Chicken Sock Kebab

How To Make The Perfect Chicken Sock Kebab

Most of the world's top chefs wear socks, which goes a long way towards explaining their success in Michelin star awards, but the secret to top chefery lies in knowing which socks to wear whilst preparing a specific dish. Today, we shall be concentrating on the perfect chicken "sock" kebab - so called, because the barbecued chicken is stuffed gratuitously into a pitta bread, like a foot in a so...

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Funny story: Holland's Geert Wilders proves that Holland is a land of "Cheese Eaters" and not "Kebab Eaters"!

Holland's Geert Wilders proves that Holland is a land of "Cheese Eaters" and not "Kebab Eaters"!

Dutch, slightly righter than left politician, Geert Wilders, is on a holy mission. He wishes to prove not only to Holland, but also to the rest of the world that the Dutch are a nation of cheese eating, tulip growing, windmill worshipping weed smo...

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Funny story: 'SEXY' Kebab Introduced By Entrepreneur

'SEXY' Kebab Introduced By Entrepreneur

History making purveyor of fine kebabs, pizzas, fried chicken and fish and chips, Ali Bullo today turned the fast food world right on its head with the introduction of the 'SEXY' kebab, which according to analysts will propel the Ali Bullo Organisati...

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Funny story: Kebab Makes a Run For It During Busy Period

Kebab Makes a Run For It During Busy Period

Police are hunting a kebab which escaped from a three-in-one shop in Kilburn last night. The kebab in question is thought to have duped owners of the store by playing dead before making a dash for it during a busy period. At a hastily arranged...

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Funny story: Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

The market launch of 'Doner Kebab Flavour Noodle Pots by the Silver Miracle Corporation was today slammed by a coalition of kebab shop proprietors as an utter sham. Kebab shop owners, who usually charge around £3.50 for a small doner are furious t...

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Funny story: Everest Summit Kebab/Souvenir Shop To Close

Everest Summit Kebab/Souvenir Shop To Close

London, England - Kebab shop proprietor and all round entrepeneur, Ali Bullo today announced the closure of his Everest summit Kebab cum souvenir cum newsagents shop on the summit of Mount Everest, the highest point on the planet, the roof of the wor...

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Funny story: Doner Kebabs Are Good For You Says Dietician

Doner Kebabs Are Good For You Says Dietician

Following an announcement from the Department Of Health and Wellness that kebab shop punters may just as well swallow two glasses of used cooking oil as have a doner kebab, we were contacted by respected dietician Ali Bullo, who told us: "Is not t...

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Funny story: Turkish Businessman Launches Eau De Kebab Cologne

Turkish Businessman Launches Eau De Kebab Cologne

Turkish businessman and kebab shop proprietor Ali Bullo today launched his Eau De Kebab line of cologne in a West End department store. 'This line is a hands down winner,' said Ali Bullo. 'It's a proper cologne with the subtle aroma of doner kebab...

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