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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Attacked By Giant Gorilla

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Attacked By Giant Gorilla

Sources close to X-Factor hate figure Katie Waissel revealed today that on several occasions, the singer has come close to quitting the show. Katie, who has been absolutely slaughtered by the media was apparently sick and tired of being voted in t...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel To Survive X-Factor Again - Aiden Grimshaw And Paije Face The aXe

Katie Waissel To Survive X-Factor Again - Aiden Grimshaw And Paije Face The aXe

Following hot on the heels of last week's farcical X-Factor vote off, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Katie Waissel will probably escape the axe again this week. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger claims that he overheard a little...

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Funny story: Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd

Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd

Highly respected recording artiste, Pixie Lott has distanced herself from the current row surrounding X-Factor wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd by simply having nothing whatsoever to do with any of that malarkey. Pixie, who served as a stand...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel X Factor Alien Terror. Earth Doomed, says Expert

Katie Waissel X Factor Alien Terror. Earth Doomed, says Expert

Claims that Saturday's X Factor elimination was fixed were fuelled by a top alien expert last night. The show's host Dermot O'Leary has been reported to have said a plan was concocted during the ad break after Katie and Treyc had given their 'save...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

Hot on the heels of red top revelations that the X-Factor is a fix, and following Sunday night's Katie Waissel on stage "Oh sod it!" meltdown, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Simon Cowbell has sold Katie Waissel on Dickinson's Re...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

LONDON - Katie Waissel, who found herself in X-Factor's bottom two this weekend, reportedly smuggled in a bottle of Robin Hood Straight-As-An-Arrow Whisky into her dressing room and proceeded to drink away her depressed disappointment. The 24-year...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Katie Waissel Sing Off Meltdown Explained

X-Factor - Katie Waissel Sing Off Meltdown Explained

The X-Factor, Sunday evening. The vote off. Cue intensity and high drama. Cue also what has since been described as the biggest fix since the Zimbabwean general election. Incredibly (although not to Skoob Entertainment News - we said this would ha...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite Wagner Carillho in his Elvis jumpsuit, comp...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner "Better Than Elvis" Claims Katie Waissel

X-Factor's Wagner "Better Than Elvis" Claims Katie Waissel

Although most people tend to agree that his singing is as flat as a witch's tit, and that if reports are to be believed, his behaviour leaves much to be desired, Wagner once more survives the X-Factor vote off. Sources insist that at least fellow...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel's New Career Bid: Brit Artist

Katie Waissel's New Career Bid: Brit Artist

X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel kept fellow contestants waiting at a video shoot after being confined to her bed yesterday Show production staff said that they were concerned for the singer's health as she seemed on the point of melt-down. There...

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Funny story: X Factor "War" Claims Rubbished By Top Academic

X Factor "War" Claims Rubbished By Top Academic

Antagonism between X Factor contestants has turned the house they live in into a war zone, claim insiders. And the in-fighting has become so bad that neighbours in the posh London suburb of Mill Hill have complained about it. "They've become Ba...

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Funny story: Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Hollywood - Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen unleashed yet another foul mouthed tirade at reporters and paparazzi here today when she was asked to confirm or deny the existence of an XXX rated DVD featuring her and Katie Waissel off the X-Factor...

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Funny story: X-factor Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel at War over Hair Stylist

X-factor Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel at War over Hair Stylist

Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are believed to be at war tonight after Cher stole Katie's hair dresser. A bitter war of words has broken out and Katie is believed to have said "Cher's welcome to him, he's rubbish" The hairdresser in question is no...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Goes Spare Over Liquorice

Katie Waissel Goes Spare Over Liquorice

X Factor diva Katie Waissel's pre-show tantrum on Saturday was all over a piece of candy. Previous reports suggested that the pop wannabe went ballistic when she learned that a former boyfriend revealed details of their stormy relationship. Gar...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Names Satirist In Jungle Book Song Romp

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Names Satirist In Jungle Book Song Romp

Katie Waissel off the X-Factor - until recently subjected to online hate campaigns and media vilification - emerged smiling on the X-Factor's 'Guilty Pleasures' show after she won the hearts of the nation with a retro jazz rendition of the song 'I Wa...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Katie And Cher Go Through Again - FiX Allegations Denied

X-Factor - Katie And Cher Go Through Again - FiX Allegations Denied

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that X-Factor wannabes Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel will both make it safely through this weekend's elimination round. Even though neither were particularly good. Sources told our reporter to put...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Collapses In Topshop

Katie Waissel Collapses In Topshop

Katie Waissel, hated pop-tart and X-Factor fungus, collapsed whilst getting free stuff given to her in Topshop, yesterday. The starlet-to-be, with as much dress sense as a blind parrot, was browsing around the London store, which had been opened e...

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