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Funny story: Tom Cruise Caught Parked At The La Brea Tar Pits With a Katie Holmes Blowup Doll

Tom Cruise Caught Parked At The La Brea Tar Pits With a Katie Holmes Blowup Doll

LA BREA - Friends of Tom Cruise are concerned about him and say that he is still really bothered at the fact that last summer's movie Rock of Ages flopped at the box office big time. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the film cost $75 m...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Reportedly Dating A Porn Star

Tom Cruise Reportedly Dating A Porn Star

CUCAMONGA - Tom Cruise attended a music concert featuring Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. After the concert he was interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. He was asked if he h...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Katie Holmes says that she is just not the same since she divorced Tom Cruise. The friend who did not want to give her name but did give her nickname; Salsa, said that she is really concerned for her friend. Ka...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton: I Ain't Divorcing Miranda - Hell She'd Shoot Me!

Blake Shelton: I Ain't Divorcing Miranda - Hell She'd Shoot Me!

NASHVILLE - One of country music's happiest couples, Blake Shelton and Miranda "Itty Bitty" Lambert are laughing silly at the Big D rumors. According to an inside source, Shelton is supposed to be involved in a semi-affair with Tom Cruise's ex-wif...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

ENCINO, California - It appears that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has finally decided to participate in the dating game. Katie, who recently stated that she plans on giving up acting in order to fulfill her life long dream of being a s...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She's Giving Up Acting

Katie Holmes Says She's Giving Up Acting

NEW YORK CITY - The ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, has vowed to give up the silver screen and move on to another career field. Holmes, recently spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop in Manhat...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes: Russell Brand Is Not My New Boyfriend

Katie Holmes: Russell Brand Is Not My New Boyfriend

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri flew down to Mexico to go piƱata shopping. Mother and daughter stayed at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and former Ame...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

MARINA DEL REY, California - Mission Impossible and recently divorced movie star Tom Cruise says that he is going on with his life and it appears that he has moved over to the fast lane. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres,...

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Funny story: Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Newly divorced Katie Holmes recently sat down at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Manhattan and talked with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres. The 33-year-old ex-wife of Tom Cruise made it very clear that she...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise appears to be feeling a little bit better about his divorce from Katie "The Kid" Holmes. Cruise and the sultry Latina Eva Longoria were seen dancing and doing a bit of bumpin' and thumpin' at the SalsaLand Dance Hall.

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

MIAMI - Katy Perry decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand and flew over to Miami for some much needed fun in the Florida sun. She was photographed by Picasso Mandolin, one of the world's foremost celebrity photographers wearing...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes reveals to NBC why she left Tom: Cruise didn't think Strug's vault in the '96 Olympics was all that special

Katie Holmes reveals to NBC why she left Tom: Cruise didn't think Strug's vault in the '96 Olympics was all that special

Some people speculated that he was gay. Others assumed that the creepy Scientologists who were following Katie's every move finally got to her. But last night, Katie Holmes told Bob Costas that the real reason she was leaving Tom was because he "didn...

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Funny story: Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has said that filing for divorce from Tom (Cruise) is like having the weight of 500 pizzas lifted off her feminine shoulders. She spoke with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said that had she kn...

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Funny story: Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has made no bones about the fact that she has always hated her daughter Suri's first name. Holmes recently spoke with Tafetta Kixx of iRumors and informed her that she is planning on legally changing her daughter's nam...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Comforts Tom Cruise

Cheryl Cole Comforts Tom Cruise

TARZANA, California - Cheryl Cole took time off from her busy schedule to fly from London to Los Angeles and provide Tom Cruise with two comforting shoulders. The handsome couple spent the afternoon relaxing at the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes, 33, says that she hasn't been as happy as she is now since she was a little girl growing up in Toledo, Ohio, and she first discovered chocolate ice cream cones. The soon-to-be-ex-wife of Tom Cruise, 50, told Ashburn W...

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