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Funny story: Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Vilnius - "So long as sharks don't bite off the nipples from my prizewinning doll Vaida I'm confident of breaking the world record!" Liudas Pestininkas told reporters this weekend. The champion of the National Men's Day water race - where contende...

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Funny story: Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Following a catastrophic £11,000 visit to a Hollywood hairdresser, which seemingly led to her hair breaking off all over the shop, sources close to the reality TV star Katie Price, say that they are genuinely concerned that her entire head may fall o...

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Funny story: University Challenge's Clemo to marry Katie Price

University Challenge's Clemo to marry Katie Price

Andrew 'Clemo' Clemo, the captain of the defeated York team in the University Challenge final, emerged from the BBC studios with a cheeky grin on his face and his own personal trophy. Not the impressive glass ornament that was being clutched by Ma...

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Funny story: Katie Price Bumper Book Deal

Katie Price Bumper Book Deal

Gorgeous and talented model Katie Price has just announced an amazing book deal that will catapult her to world wide fame. The popular star will write seven autobiographies, one each year, for the next seven years that will chart her everyday life...

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Funny story: Jordan says something, again...

Jordan says something, again...

World famous talented spreader of little ability Katie Price has said something, again. She was talking about either one of her marriages, her children, or her career as a writer to some magazine called Chat, or Talk, or Spleen, or Spoon, Chair,...

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Funny story: Jordan In Socks Gets Tangled Up In Deckchair Mishap Following Threats From Rabid Goldfish

Jordan In Socks Gets Tangled Up In Deckchair Mishap Following Threats From Rabid Goldfish

Just in - ambulance crews inform us here at Skoob News that some woman, claiming to be Jordan got entangled in a deckchair yesterday afternoon in Clacton, Essex, after being threatened by what appeared to be a rabid goldfish. We sent intrepid repo...

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Funny story: Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

That Deliciously tasteful Showbiz Couple Katie Price and Alex Reid today settled for a quickie in a broom cupboard at Crewe railway station. When they'd finished, Katie announced to the gathered Press, 'It's ironic that innit, Me and Alex have a...

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Funny story: 'One Way Ticket' Wins Daftest Lyric Award

'One Way Ticket' Wins Daftest Lyric Award

Fresh on the heels of the Oscars came another award ceremony, this time to honour songs we love with daft lyrics! It takes place every year, ironically, in the town of Daftest Lyric, just outside Boston, Massachusetts and is now in it's 15th year.

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Funny story: Jordan relocates to Isle of Wight

Jordan relocates to Isle of Wight

Former glamour girl Jordan, aka, Katie Price is to relocate to the Isle of Wight. Jordan is fond of theme park Blackgang Chine where she takes her three children for a treat during the school holidays. It is rumoured that Jordan is looking for a...

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Funny story: Barry George Bush goes potty for Katie Price's Freddy Bulsara act!

Barry George Bush goes potty for Katie Price's Freddy Bulsara act!

London - (Catatonic Relief): He previously went nuts for singer Cheryl Cole and Sky News presenter Kay Burley. This weekend the man who didn't kill Jill Dando said he'd love to join Katie Price on stage in a Comic Relief double act special. Als...

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Funny story: Bedouin tribes link squalid Katie Price to downfall of the Queen

Bedouin tribes link squalid Katie Price to downfall of the Queen

Middle East - (Shark El Sheikh): Expect Tunisian and Egyptian turmoil to spread to Great Britain angry camel-raising Bedou tribesmen said today. A letter to the Daily Smearer from the Sinai Peninsula's nomadic leaders warns that 'crazy tarts' like...

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Funny story: Jordan Announcement Sends Rapper Usher Into Hiding

Jordan Announcement Sends Rapper Usher Into Hiding

Rapper Usher was today said to be drawing up emergency plans to avoid limelight junkie Jordan - aka Katie Price - following her announcement that she has a crush on him. The shock announcement appears in this week's top celeb organ Heat magazine.

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Funny story: Jordan Walks On The Wild Side

Jordan Walks On The Wild Side

Glamour girl Katie Price, formally known as Jordan, has been out showing her wild side. She has gone out draped in a black acrylic jacket and tight leopard skin leggings. Katie Price resembles Jane Fonda in 1000 years BC; she is glamourous and sexy and she looks as if she is looking for a handsome hunk of a caveman to come and carry her off to his cave. Katie has been celebrating her divorc...

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Funny story: Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Katie Price has finally managed to extricate Alex Reid from her house after their marriage fell apart in rather predictable style less than a year after it was formalised. The divorce papers finally came through, and in order to salvage some pride...

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Funny story: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!

Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!

Nightclub, ESSEX: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy, as friends dress here up in a red towel, so no pictures can be taken of her. Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' left her children with 'Child Minders', as she sported a red towel at a Night Club with 'M...

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Funny story: David Cameron affair with Katie Price?!

David Cameron affair with Katie Price?!

Today, a shocking confession hit Britain, PM David Cameron has been having a secret affair with reality TV star, Katie Price. Apparently the affair has been going on since early February last year after meeting at a charity function. Katie only marri...

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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid Blamed for The Fall of Egypt

Katie Price and Alex Reid Blamed for The Fall of Egypt

Katie Price and Alex Reid have tonight been blamed for the fall of Egypt. This news was released earlier on today, as the riots in Cairo began to eat away at the infrastructure of the once great civilisation. The accusation was made by Abdul Kh...

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