HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Just one week ago the two lovebirds known as Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were really involved in a highly heated discussion about her tattoos. Liam had flat out told her that he wanted for her to get them removed. Miley replie...
HOLLYWOOD - One of the most tattooed women in America has just agreed to be the host of her very own reality game show. Kat Von D, the ex-future wife of "Messy" Jesse James spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and told her that production on...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - After weeks and weeks of denial, Jesse James has finally decided to tell the truth. "Messy" Jesse spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and he said that he could not keep it a secret any longer. He confessed that he...
NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga recently went shopping for some fruit items which she said will become part of her next costume. She came out of Guido & Giuseppe's Fruit Basket Shop with three papayas, two guavas, two honeydew melons, and an assortm...
NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell just found out that Jesse James and Kat Von D are no longer together again for the third or fourth time this year. She quickly stated that "Messy" Jesse better keep his grungy tattooed hands off of her new girlfrien...
LONG BEACH - Many medical experts as well as entertainment news agency executives are seriously starting to wonder if perhaps having 30 times more tattoos than a normally tattooed person has something to do with the mental facility that deals with re...
LONG BEACH - Jesse James, the former owner of West Coast Choppers, says that he has finally gotten over the fact that most people in America hate him for breaking the heart of America's sweetheart, his ex-wife Sandra Bullock. Jesse, who said that...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of America's most tattooed women has admitted that this summer has been one hell of an emotional roller coaster ride for her. Kat Von D, 29, recently spoke with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at a local Gunfight...
LOS ANGELES - It appears that tattoos somehow may be directly related to cheating, infidelity, alley-catting, and your basic unfaithfulness 101. The ink-blotched fairy tale romance between the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, aka "Messy" Je...
Supporting the urban truth that accepting a tattoo of your lover signals the end of a relationship, Jesse James has split from L.A. Ink Star Kat Von D following her recent acceptance of a full facial tattoo of James on her belly. Von D has reportedl...
LONG BEACH - Contrary to what the supermarket tabloids are saying Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, and Kat Von D the former Mrs. Buffy Pizzavelli are planning on exchanging vows and tattoos sometime this summer. Jesse, who was dubbed "T...
CHICAGO - Jesse James and his much tattooed girlfriend Kat Von D recently appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show where they each revealed about 40 percent of their tattoos. The inked couple who say that they love tattoos because it makes them feel superior to non-tattooed people told Ms. Winfrey that there is no reason for anyone these days not to have a tattoo as they have become very affordable d...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the happy relationship between Sandra Bullock's ex-husband Jesse James and Nikki Stix's ex-girlfriend Kat Von D may have hit a brick wall. An inside source who has known Kat back when she only had 17 tattoos says t...
SAN ANTONIO - Two of the most tattooed individuals in the entire country, Jesse James and Kat Von D, have just become the proud owners of a 3,000 acre working cattle ranch 40 miles south of San Antonio. The ranch which formerly belonged to San Ant...
Tattooed butter-face Katherine Dumpkoff -- known to those with meth addictions and basic cable as Kat Von D-- says that she is "ashamed" to be dating Jesse James, and is ashamed as well of her Mexican and Argentinian heritage. "Yeah, Von D is shor...
LONG BEACH, California - The man whom many once referred to as Mr. Sandra Bullock has finally shown that he can smile. After months and months of walking around with an inbred mope on his face, the man now known as the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock seems...
It's confirmed. Jesse James is either brain dead or just oblivious to what women want these days. Sources close to Kat von D claims he may only be dating her for her mad tattoo skills and nothing more. Evidence of this came this week when it is repor...
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